I love you guys! I seriously find my humor to be deeply disturbed and diseased, but hey, once more, that's my issue. Relish the next chapter!
On the roof, which I don't understand one bitRaoul: What gives? I loved the show!
Christine: Shut your face, Raoul. You'll be killed if you go back there.
Raoul begins to primp hairChristine: Cut that out. Besides, I have something to tell you!
Phantom: Hurry up… I'm freezing my ass off out here!
Christine: Who said that?
Phantom: Nobody. It was your obscenely overactive imagination.
Christine: 'K. Oh, Raoul, I love you!
Both men spit out their drinksPhantom: Hey, you made me lose my Manhattan! What! You bitch!
Raoul: Hey, You made me lose my mojito! What, You love me?
Christine: Yep. Surprised?
Raoul: Not really… who could resist my devilish good looks?
Phantom: Please, shoot me! Gags
Christine: I'll ignore that, now, kiss me, you beast!
They kiss. Phantom groans. Audience spews. JK.
Phantom: Damn it, now I'll have to get this god-forsaken tattoo removed! Grrr, this calls for revenge!
Picks up nearby little snail. Throws little snail at Raoul. Snail sticks to fop's faceRaoul: Eeeeeeeekkkk! There's a snail on my face! Geddit off! Geddit off! Geddit off!
Christine flicks it awayChristine: Even though you're a major wuss, I still love you! Come on, let me clean that snail slime off for you! Purrrrr!
Raoul: Reowr. I'm game!
They leave saying mushy nothings. Christine drops the rose on her way to the door like a moron
Phantom picks up rose and crushes it
Phantom: This pisses me off. That snail was good for starters, but I must do something bigger, like steal his car or something! Mwahahahahahahahaha!
Looks around stupidlyPhantom: Crap. What good's an oath of eternal vengeance when there's nobody there to hear it?
Shuffles awayWow, I see my career as a writer flourishing before my very eyes, not.
