I love you guys! I seriously find my humor to be deeply disturbed and diseased, but hey, once more, that's my issue. Relish the next chapter!

On the roof, which I don't understand one bit

Raoul: What gives? I loved the show!

Christine: Shut your face, Raoul. You'll be killed if you go back there.

Raoul begins to primp hair

Christine: Cut that out. Besides, I have something to tell you!

Phantom: Hurry up… I'm freezing my ass off out here!

Christine: Who said that?

Phantom: Nobody. It was your obscenely overactive imagination.

Christine: 'K. Oh, Raoul, I love you!

Both men spit out their drinks

Phantom: Hey, you made me lose my Manhattan! What! You bitch!

Raoul: Hey, You made me lose my mojito! What, You love me?

Christine: Yep. Surprised?

Raoul: Not really… who could resist my devilish good looks?

Phantom: Please, shoot me! Gags

Christine: I'll ignore that, now, kiss me, you beast!

They kiss. Phantom groans. Audience spews. JK.

Phantom: Damn it, now I'll have to get this god-forsaken tattoo removed! Grrr, this calls for revenge!

Picks up nearby little snail. Throws little snail at Raoul. Snail sticks to fop's face

Raoul: Eeeeeeeekkkk! There's a snail on my face! Geddit off! Geddit off! Geddit off!

Christine flicks it away

Christine: Even though you're a major wuss, I still love you! Come on, let me clean that snail slime off for you! Purrrrr!

Raoul: Reowr. I'm game!

They leave saying mushy nothings. Christine drops the rose on her way to the door like a moron

Phantom picks up rose and crushes it

Phantom: This pisses me off. That snail was good for starters, but I must do something bigger, like steal his car or something! Mwahahahahahahahaha!

Looks around stupidly

Phantom: Crap. What good's an oath of eternal vengeance when there's nobody there to hear it?

Shuffles away

Wow, I see my career as a writer flourishing before my very eyes, not.