Aaaaand… cue pandemonium

All: Shriek! We forgot how to be indifferent!

Firmin: We're ruined Andre. Let's go wait out our humiliation at Chuck E. Cheese.

Andre: Whatever pops two aspirin

Firmin snatches bottle

Firmin: That's my bit, you clod.

Raoul: Why don't you two do something? It's your opera house

Firmin: Not really. We're really just corporate bean counters with money. Adios.

Raoul: Damn. Well, I'm lost Goes back to reading YM

Phantom: You know, it's only natural that I live underground. Use your noggin

Raoul: I'm not following…

Phantom: I can't hang around and talk to nitwits all day. I have a wedding to plan! Goes away

Raoul: Oh, crud, I had a really good catering number to give him! Oh well, better go track them down.

Falls off balcony. Lands on ass

Madame Giry scuttles by

Raoul: Madame! I need your help! Where is the phantom's lair?

Madame Giry: Why should I tell a moron like you? You're bound to screw it up.

Raoul: I've got licorice!

Madame Giry: Come on. Would you like a piggyback ride while I'm at it?

Raoul: No thanks I've got more dignity than that. Ooh look, a shiny piece of metal!

Madame Giry: Christine has her work cut out for her.

Raoul: I see my reflection! Wow, I'm certainly a sight for sore eyes

Madame Giry smacks him

Madame Giry: Pay attention! Besides, we're here. Adieu, dear fop.

Raoul: Kay. This looks like fun!

Slides down stone banister

Madame Giry: With any luck at all, he'll get strangled. Godspeed, Erik

While Raoul is bouncing down the stairs

Raoul: Lalalalalalalalalalala. I'm on a rescue mission fall down trap door lalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh!

Lands on belly SPLAT!

Raoul: God, that was uncalled for.

Metal grille starts descending

Raoul: Oh, shi-BBBBBBBBLLLLLUGHGHGHGH

Drowns for like half a minute then somehow escapes

Raoul: That does it. That bastard messed up my HAIR!

Looks around dumbly

Raoul: Damn, isn't there like a map or something!

Phantom: I'm in here, dipwad. So is your chick.

Raoul: Yep, a map would be nice right about now

Phantom: I don't even know why I felt threatened by him. He can barely stand up straight.

Raoul fall over

Phantom: I give up goes away.