All: Shriek! We forgot how to be indifferent!
Firmin: We're ruined Andre. Let's go wait out our humiliation at Chuck E. Cheese.
Andre: Whatever pops two aspirin
Firmin snatches bottleFirmin: That's my bit, you clod.
Raoul: Why don't you two do something? It's your opera house
Firmin: Not really. We're really just corporate bean counters with money. Adios.
Raoul: Damn. Well, I'm lost Goes back to reading YM
Phantom: You know, it's only natural that I live underground. Use your noggin
Raoul: I'm not following…
Phantom: I can't hang around and talk to nitwits all day. I have a wedding to plan! Goes away
Raoul: Oh, crud, I had a really good catering number to give him! Oh well, better go track them down.
Falls off balcony. Lands on ass
Madame Giry scuttles by
Raoul: Madame! I need your help! Where is the phantom's lair?
Madame Giry: Why should I tell a moron like you? You're bound to screw it up.
Raoul: I've got licorice!
Madame Giry: Come on. Would you like a piggyback ride while I'm at it?
Raoul: No thanks I've got more dignity than that. Ooh look, a shiny piece of metal!
Madame Giry: Christine has her work cut out for her.
Raoul: I see my reflection! Wow, I'm certainly a sight for sore eyes
Madame Giry smacks himMadame Giry: Pay attention! Besides, we're here. Adieu, dear fop.
Raoul: Kay. This looks like fun!
Slides down stone banisterMadame Giry: With any luck at all, he'll get strangled. Godspeed, Erik
While Raoul is bouncing down the stairsRaoul: Lalalalalalalalalalala. I'm on a rescue mission fall down trap door lalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh!
Lands on belly SPLAT!Raoul: God, that was uncalled for.
Metal grille starts descendingRaoul: Oh, shi-BBBBBBBBLLLLLUGHGHGHGH
Drowns for like half a minute then somehow escapesRaoul: That does it. That bastard messed up my HAIR!
Looks around dumblyRaoul: Damn, isn't there like a map or something!
Phantom: I'm in here, dipwad. So is your chick.
Raoul: Yep, a map would be nice right about now
Phantom: I don't even know why I felt threatened by him. He can barely stand up straight.
Raoul fall overPhantom: I give up goes away.
