In the creepy churchyard

Ancient Raoul falls out of car

Phantom: Yep, nothing's changed…

Flying nurse: Why, oh why, did I turn down that job at the Moulin Rouge? I was the best at the high kick! Now I gotta work for this yo-yo until he kicks the bucket!

Driver: Don't look at me; you don't have to spoon feed him that awful mush!

Phantom: Why don't you help nature along a bit? The game, gentlemen, is cyanide.

Both: I likie!

Phantom: I thought you would.

Ancient Raoul is staring at the monkey box with his eyes out of focus

Creepy monkey box: Please throw me in a fire… I can't stand the way he smells!

Phantom shakes cyanide bottle

All three: We get your drift already!

Raoul sees rose on the grave

Raoul: Gasp! I just blew one of my ancient fuses!

Driver: Tick-tock… We've got a tee time at four!

In 2204, some assmunch throws popcorn at the screen

Assmunch: I came here to see Star Wars! My Jedi sense is tingling badly!

Authoress smacks assmunch

Authoress: Watch the movie… Raoul might pop a gasket!

Raoul picks up rose

Raoul: Well, this doesn't take a genius to figure out

Raoul punches nurse

Phantom: Fool! It was me, phantom, who put that rose on your chick's grave.

Raoul: Teach that bitch a lesson… Stop bothering me, conscience!

Phantom: I give up goes away

Fin, kind of.

Authoress: Oh, just a little reminder. I'm going to do something on the deleted scene too. It's an absolute barrel of monkeys!

Erik: Have you any decency?

Katie: De-cen-cy...?

ERik: Why doI waste my breath?