In the creepy churchyard
Ancient Raoul falls out of car
Phantom: Yep, nothing's changed…
Flying nurse: Why, oh why, did I turn down that job at the Moulin Rouge? I was the best at the high kick! Now I gotta work for this yo-yo until he kicks the bucket!
Driver: Don't look at me; you don't have to spoon feed him that awful mush!
Phantom: Why don't you help nature along a bit? The game, gentlemen, is cyanide.
Both: I likie!
Phantom: I thought you would.
Ancient Raoul is staring at the monkey box with his eyes out of focusCreepy monkey box: Please throw me in a fire… I can't stand the way he smells!
Phantom shakes cyanide bottleAll three: We get your drift already!
Raoul sees rose on the graveRaoul: Gasp! I just blew one of my ancient fuses!
Driver: Tick-tock… We've got a tee time at four!
In 2204, some assmunch throws popcorn at the screenAssmunch: I came here to see Star Wars! My Jedi sense is tingling badly!
Authoress smacks assmunch
Authoress: Watch the movie… Raoul might pop a gasket!
Raoul picks up roseRaoul: Well, this doesn't take a genius to figure out
Raoul punches nursePhantom: Fool! It was me, phantom, who put that rose on your chick's grave.
Raoul: Teach that bitch a lesson… Stop bothering me, conscience!
Phantom: I give up goes away
Fin, kind of.
Authoress: Oh, just a little reminder. I'm going to do something on the deleted scene too. It's an absolute barrel of monkeys!
Erik: Have you any decency?
Katie: De-cen-cy...?
ERik: Why doI waste my breath?
