Third chapter!

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Baby!

"I have a son… I have a son…"

Buttercup sobbed. From joy, anger, sadness or self-pity, no one knows…

"Here's your baby boy…" The nurse smiled down at her as she handed him a, what was supposed to be, bundle of joy to the girl, "wow, a powerpuff with a son…"

Buttercup sobbed louder.

The nurse smiled sadly, "Oh don't worry, I'm not asking anymore questions,"she cradled the baby boy and sat down next to Buttercup, "c'mon, hold him!"

Buttercup looked at the bundle of green blanket before her, "I don't know how…"

The nurse chuckled, "Don't worry, just hold him… I know you know how, it's natural to mothers!"

Taking one great sigh, she looked at the baby intently before finally giving in. She took the baby from the nurse, holding and cradling the baby in her arms.

"Support the head!" The nurse reminded, positioning Buttercup's arms to cradle the baby right.

Buttercup looked at the boy's tiny face. A warm, fuzzy feeling started to spread inside her.

Her eyes snapped open.

Was she getting fond of the baby!

"Uhh… Please take him…" Buttercup panicked, "he's making me feel weird!"

The nurse smiled warmly, as if letting Buttercup know she knew exactly what she was feeling, "I'll take him, you go get some rest," she said as Buttercup handed her the baby back.

………….

"I WANNA SEE MY GRANDSON!" The professor's voice filled the room as a group of people appeared near the door.

"Oh great, company…" Buttercup groaned, no, she didn't dislike her family. In fact, she loved them very much.

… But she couldn't just stand them at the moment.

The professor eyed Buttercup, "Don't use sarcasm on me Buttercup! You got drunk and had sex, shame on you!" he shook his finger at her.

"I can't even recall those events! As Blossom said, it might be Him's doings!" The girl answered.

Her father-figure eyed her sternly, "But still, you should know how to be responsible, especially now that you have a- WHY HELLO THERE!" He expressed, forgetting what he was talking about as the nurse showed him the baby.

Buttercup watched her father take the baby in his arms and coo. She groaned, shouldn't she get any sleep?

Bubbles' and Blossom's heads popped out from the professor's back as soon as the nurse left the room, they also started cooing.

"Hi there! I'm your auntie Bubbles!"

"Oh… I'm an aunt!" Blossom gushed. Both sisters squealed in glee.

"Now Buttercup… you are now a mother, YOU HAVE TO TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY OF HIM! You can't just do whatever you want now, because you have a son! You have to take full responsibility of him; you can't just do whatever you want because you're a mother now – blah blah blah," Buttercup listened to the professor's rants; she was definitely not getting any sleep.

10 minutes later

"So you can't do anything you want now because you are a mother, you have a son. You have to take full responsibility because you are a mother with a son."

Finally done.

Buttercup blinked and squinted her eyes, "Mojo?"

The other two girls giggled as the professor glared.

Buttercup grinned, "Just kidding…"

"See Buttercup? You're definitely not taking this seriously…"

Buttercup's smile turned to a frown, "How can I take this seriously? I don't even know where that came from, for all I know, he could be Him's secret weapon against us!"

Silence.

"We know that," Bubbles said seriously, finally speaking up, "we'll find out soon, but until we find out, you have to take care of him."

Blossom agreed, "Yes, this child also needs love! Just learn to accept him, because technically speaking, he came from you, you gave birth to him… so he is your son."

"And plus, he looks so cute! Doesn't look evil at all!" The professor added, cooing.

Buttercup sighed and remained silent, no matter how much she wanted to argue with them she knew it was no use. They were practically right too.

"You know they're right…" Butch, all of the sudden, entered the room.

Everyone looked at him.

"I was listening from the other side of the door," he shrugged and walked towards the professor, looking at the baby, "hey! He looks just like me!" he poked the baby's nose.

Buttercup glared, "Don't touch him!"

"Woah! Chill, mother-girl!" Butch smirked s he tickled the baby's nose, "but what would you do if I am the father of this kid?" he asked slyly.

More glares, "That is impossible… Now quit touching him!"

"Buttercup, have you ever thought of the idea that Him just quickened your pregnancy pace?" Butch answered an actual intelligent reply.

"I don't want to hear or think about that dreadful thing… PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!"

"No Buttercup, wait!" Blossom urgently stood up; "he can be right!" she smiled.

'No… no… no… why are you smiling? THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SMILE ABOUT!' Buttercup thought, "Why the Hell would he do that? To freak us out?"

"YES!"

Everyone froze, silence overbearing them.

……

"HELL NO! I DON'T WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH ANY OF YOU!"

It was Butch's turn to freak out.

"Professor, you can do a DNA test, right?" Blossom smiled brightly, but her eyes glared at the boy.

"NO! ALL I SAID WAS JUST SOME BULLSHIT TO RILE HER! I JUST WANTED TO TEASE HER!"

"Yes! What's the use anyway?"

A PHENOMENON! Buttercup just supported Butch!

"What can go wrong! Yes I can do a DNA test! I can even get the results tomorrow if I run the test tonight!"

Butch shook his head manically, "I'M LEAVING!" he ran/flew away.

"Oh no you don't!" Bubbles ran/flew away after him.

With everybody brightly happy with the plan, they decided to leave, or in this case, chase Butch.

The professor handed Buttercup her son, "Get some rest, honey… I'll get the nurse!" with one last peck on her cheek, he left, leaving Buttercup alone with her son.

Great.

She was a mother. A miserable, unready, life-dreading mother.

"Hey there," she talked to the child, "you'll help me pray that he's not your father, right?"

The baby yawned and Buttercup suddenly found herself smiling.

In the Utonium family's car ----

Positions…

Professor - driving seat

Blossom - shotgun

Bubbles - between Boomer and Butch; backseat.

"So, what will you do if you find out you're actually the kid's father?" Blossom smirked at the silent Butch, mocking him.

"He'll run away, it's obvious…" Boomer answered for his brother.

Blossom gaped at Boomer, "Why are you here?"

"You just noticed that now?" Bubbles suddenly snapped bitterly, "well, it has only been half an hour of him, groping my leg…" she smacked Boomer's chest… hard.

"STOP GROPING MY LEG BASTARD!"

Yes, very amusing.

It was a good thing the professor's head was occupied with something else.

Tomorrow, they would see the DNA results.

Tomorrow morning ----

"Butch is related to the kid… he's the dad."

The sleeping Buttercup's eyes snapped open, "WHAT!"

Her family looked at each other anxiously.

"We're taking you home today!" Blossom smiled, desperately trying to change the subject.

"Butch is the dad!"

"Hey! Have you breastfed the baby already!"

Smooth… real smooth…

Thud.

"Hey," Bubbles whispered to her sister, "why does Buttercup keep fainting nowadays?"

End chapter


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