Disclaimer – You know the drill, Saiyuki does not belong to me, it belongs to the great Mr M.

Pairings – SanzoxxHakkai

Warning – Shonen-ai(Yaoi), and perhaps bad language too, and maybe a little violence

Chapter 1 – Jealousy seeps in

Sanzo

I watch, though I am sure that he doesn't know that. I watch as that red haired kappa, that red haired jerk placed a tanned elbow on his shoulder, speaking to him. I watch as he smiles back, with that curve on his lips that is always there.

"Ne, Sanzo, what do you think of Gojyo's idea" comes his voice from my right. I snap out of my dark thoughts"Hm" I ask grumpily, irritated at being asked, since I didn't give a damn what the idiot thought. "You know, about stopping off at Sona Town to refill our supplies instead of going non-stop all the way to Nanya."

"What do you think"

"Me? Why not"

"Then go." I reply, a little too shortly for my liking. I was just pissed off that he accepted the kappa's idea, who was probably thinking of refilling his supplies of sake and ciggerates.

"Great! 'cause I'm hungry again" Goku's golden eyes light up for a momment with childish happiness, which gave me a reason to siphon off a bit of my anger, by creating a small mountain on his head with my harisen(fan). "Itai! Sanzo" comes his stupid whine. "URUSAI"

Sona Town's best inn, the Flipping Dolphin...

"Gomenasai" said the nervous owner, but we really only have one room left" She grabbed a silver platter close to her chest by means of a pathetic sheild when she caught the mad gleam in my eyes.

At that momment, as if an answer to her silent prayers to God, a man, dressed in charcoal grey tuxedo walked up, tossed a brown bag which clinked when it hit the rose wood table, and said"Room 27 signing out." He than walked off.

The owner's eyes lit up. "I know! Why don't two of you go to each room and I'll put an extra futon there. What would you like for dinner's room service" "I want fried chicken" shouted Goku.

"Urese" I wacked him hard on the head for the thirty-seventh time that day. The owner backed down, threw us two sets of keys, than full out ran off. "Maa, maa, Sanzo." said Hakkai, patting me on the shoulder. That is the only bad thing about him, he interferes with my actions too much. No, I take that back, everything about him is perfect.

Suddenly, there was a bright spark in my brain. This was the perfect chance for me to confess my feelings for him... "I'm taking a room with Hakkai, I don't want people ranting about their hunger all day into my ears, and I don't want women suddenly appearing in the middle of the night on order, slobbering into my mouth."

And despite the furious protest of the two for having to put up with the other, this was how it was arranged.

So how d'ya like it? Next chap, you better expect lots of colourful stuff.

(Punch)

Angry Sanzo: You didn't have to tell the whole world I liked Hakkai!

Me: And what are you gonna do?

Sanzo: muter mutter MAKAI TENJO!

Me: AHHHHHHH MY POWER CONTROL DEVICE!

Hakkai: Gomen, Crystal-sa.

(lots of fighting)

Me: Hakkai, get off me

(Big flash of light)

Hakkai: Some one better put tape on her control device, putting back those earrings were hard, and I think I got internal injuries thanks to her punching and chi balls, she copied my technique.