Disclaimer-As much as I love Saiyuki (and Hakkai in particular) I don't own it
Warning-check Chap 1
Pairings-Ditto
Chapter Two-Blondie's funeral
Gojyo
I sit cross-legged on my futon as the stupid descendant-of-monkey brunette grabs the food that the kind waitress had thoughtfully dumped on the doorstep for me. I don't care, I'm too angry anyway. Too angry to eat. What the heck… that darn Sanzo, I'm sure he and Hakkai are having a hell of a time right now.
Wait, what am I thinking? It's not like Sanzo is gay, anymore than Hakkai is…… Argh! Now I'm back in square one, there's no competition for Hakkai cause he already is one… he'll never accept me……
But I still can't rest at ease, so I decided to sneak a peek at their room. With some luck, Hakkai's shirt will be a bit off today like two days ago, and it will show his smooth, fair skin that I drool over…
I walked tip-toed to the magenta colored door. From the inside, I hear speaking noises, a shout, a bellowed oath, and the sound of the harisen making contact with a skeleton. Why that Sanzo, how DARE he hit my Hakkai…
Curiosity takes over, and slowly, I push open the door. I see Hakkai holding the feared fan, panting slightly, cheeks flushed, he looks so cute… and this time SANZO was the one with the bump, he was apologizing, and than I hear him say, "But I meant every word I said, and although I know that you would never feel the same about me-" What? Sanzo was gay! I almost cried out. Now there was competition.
But what makes me want to really shout was what happened next. Hakkai leaned forward and gave him a kiss on the lips. What? How I hoped that I was in Sanzo's position, even if I was the crankiest person around.
Sanzo had a faint smile on his lips, muttered a "Thanks." before Hakkai silenced him with yet another kiss. I was filled with immense rage. I wanted to kill that blondie. How DARE he still Hakkai from me. Tomorrow, tomorrow would be Blondie's funeral. I started by creeping to the place where I knew he kept his liquor.
I pulled of the cap, slugged the orange drink down, wiped away the stains and threw the bottle away. The same thing I would do to the priest's head tomorrow.
So, how was that? pls review everyone! And I worship u, Hakkai's Lady!
Hakkai: Crystal-sa, pls erase the part about me-
(censored)
Hakkai: Ouch
Gojyo: Crystal, you better shut up!
Goku: I'm hungry
Sanzo: Am I the only sane person here?
