Story: Shaman King Music Television- 3. The Real Hao

Author: Violet Tao

Summary: The SK people finally got themselves a television channel. Somehow, they decided to show their own, erm... musical creations?

Rating: T (?)

Disclaimer: Don't own Shaman King, it's not mine. If anyone's willing to give me Lyserg, HoroHoro and REN though...

I also don't own "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem.

Authors Note: Well... looks like Hao has finally got some space to get stuff off of his chest ()

LONG LIVE TEH PANTS!

Shaman King Music Television- SKMTV

3. The Real Hao

(AS SUNG BY HAO -WITH A CAMEO FROM MARCO-)

(MARCO)

May I have your attention please?

X-Laws,

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Asakura Hao please stand up?

I repeat

Will the real Asakura Hao stand up?

We've got a situation here...

(HAO)

Y'all act like you're never seen a pyromaniac before

Your jaws hit the floor

Like a dictator just walked in the door

I've been setting shit on fire years before you were born

Foolish humans; you can't even the score

I've got so many followers, it's true no kidding

I rarely fight; I get them to do my bidding

And the X-Laws said...

Nothing you idiot, most of them are dead

And I'll toast their replacements

How dare you say I've got a couple of crews loose

It's no worse than what's going on in Marco's bedroom

I mean, when he gets Lyserg he just lets loose

This guy takes orders from a statue

I'm not down with this and I'm not down with that

I'm so evil that I should run Iraq

I once nearly killed my twin in an attack

Now he'll surely try to get me back

Even though he runs around with a friend who has horses

And is really strange

And owns lord knows how many planes

Yet people wonder why I complain

I've got bloody humans tearing up my terrain!

I'm like a cockroach because you can't kill me

The guy you're stabbing now isn't actually me

The thing you should see

Is that you'll end up as part of the debris

And there are millions of people who despise me

Mock, act and hate like me

Fangirls love me; want to steal my pants off me

And might treat others like shit but not quite me!

I am Hao, yes I'm the real Hao

When fangirls see me they all think "wow"

So won't the real Hao please stand up?

Please stand up? Please stand up?

I am Hao, yes I'm the real Hao

I don't even know why I'm saying this now

So won't the real Hao please stand up?

Please stand up? Please stand up?

Check me while I walk along

Pump up the bass Opacho

I'm so bad

Yeah, I mean it; I could have you all burned...

I mean, I grilled Lyserg's parents...

A/N: I'm enjoy writing this so much! I think there'll be at least 3 more chapters... I mean, I want Anna, Faust, Chocolove etc. to sing.

How about Bailong singing his own version of "Kung-Fu Fighting":D