Story: Shaman King Music Television- 3. The Real Hao
Author: Violet Tao
Summary: The SK people finally got themselves a television channel. Somehow, they decided to show their own, erm... musical creations?
Rating: T (?)
Disclaimer: Don't own Shaman King, it's not mine. If anyone's willing to give me Lyserg, HoroHoro and REN though...
I also don't own "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem.
Authors Note: Well... looks like Hao has finally got some space to get stuff off of his chest ()
LONG LIVE TEH PANTS!
Shaman King Music Television- SKMTV
3. The Real Hao
(AS SUNG BY HAO -WITH A CAMEO FROM MARCO-)
(MARCO)
May I have your attention please?
X-Laws,
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Asakura Hao please stand up?
I repeat
Will the real Asakura Hao stand up?
We've got a situation here...
(HAO)
Y'all act like you're never seen a pyromaniac before
Your jaws hit the floor
Like a dictator just walked in the door
I've been setting shit on fire years before you were born
Foolish humans; you can't even the score
I've got so many followers, it's true no kidding
I rarely fight; I get them to do my bidding
And the X-Laws said...
Nothing you idiot, most of them are dead
And I'll toast their replacements
How dare you say I've got a couple of crews loose
It's no worse than what's going on in Marco's bedroom
I mean, when he gets Lyserg he just lets loose
This guy takes orders from a statue
I'm not down with this and I'm not down with that
I'm so evil that I should run Iraq
I once nearly killed my twin in an attack
Now he'll surely try to get me back
Even though he runs around with a friend who has horses
And is really strange
And owns lord knows how many planes
Yet people wonder why I complain
I've got bloody humans tearing up my terrain!
I'm like a cockroach because you can't kill me
The guy you're stabbing now isn't actually me
The thing you should see
Is that you'll end up as part of the debris
And there are millions of people who despise me
Mock, act and hate like me
Fangirls love me; want to steal my pants off me
And might treat others like shit but not quite me!
I am Hao, yes I'm the real Hao
When fangirls see me they all think "wow"
So won't the real Hao please stand up?
Please stand up? Please stand up?
I am Hao, yes I'm the real Hao
I don't even know why I'm saying this now
So won't the real Hao please stand up?
Please stand up? Please stand up?
Check me while I walk along
Pump up the bass Opacho
I'm so bad
Yeah, I mean it; I could have you all burned...
I mean, I grilled Lyserg's parents...
A/N: I'm enjoy writing this so much! I think there'll be at least 3 more chapters... I mean, I want Anna, Faust, Chocolove etc. to sing.
How about Bailong singing his own version of "Kung-Fu Fighting":D
