I can't believe that I have homework over the summer. IT ISN'T FAIR! At least I am free from the oppression of my teachers for a few months….FREEDOM! (Flips off school) Muhahaha! On with the story!

Disclaimer: If I did own YYH, do you think I would be making fanfics on them? No, and I wouldn't be fighting for computer time with my brother either. BUT I CAN DREAM!

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Learning the Rules

Gang POV:

"I WIN!" Rain shouted as Kira skidded to a stop in front of Boton. Boton laughed and handed Rain some clothes as she jumped off of Kira.

"Try these on, we can't have you running around in those rags. Your rooms are right here," Boton said while pointing to two doors, "Rain, you are the door on the right and Hiei's room is to the right of yours. Kira, you are to the left of Rain and Kurama is to the left of you. Everyone else's rooms are across the hall from you guys. Call me if you need anything, dinner should be ready soon." She smiled and took off flying down the hall on her oar.

"Well, let's take a look." Kira said as she started towards her room.

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Kira's POV:

You couldn't help but gasp, your room was perfect! Your room was a pale green color with shelves covered with empty bottles and books covering most of the walls. A large cherry-wood desk sat in front of the window waiting for you to pull out your supplies and start making medicines and taking notes. Something brushed your head. Looking up, you saw that plants covered the ceiling and dark green vines were hanging down just above your head. Potting supplies were under the desk and you found a few seedling plants in the window.

"Wow. I wonder who told her I like plants?" you mused aloud as you checked out your closet. It was completely empty, but that was something you could fix later. Jumping onto the futon, you set Willow down on the dark green bedspread.

"How do you like our new home?" you ask. Moving like a snake, Willow crawled up the wall and settled into the vines.

"I'll take that as you like it." you say smiling. Noticing a door on the right side of the room, you gracefully jump off the bed and land in front of it. Inside was a huge, light purple bathroom with a Jacuzzi bathtub, shower, sink, and toilette. Picking up a fuzzy white towel, you burry your face into it. It smelled of roses.

"I think I am going to like it here."

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Rain's POV:

Opening the door, you quickly surveyed the room you were to stay in. The walls and floor were black, and on the ceiling glowing stars were painted to make it look like the night sky. A futon covered with blood red blankets was off to the right, but you preferred to sleep in trees or on the ground. Looking out the window, you saw a suitable sakura tree with plenty of strong branches to sleep on.

With that problem solved, you continued your survey. There was a walk-in closet that was currently empty, and a weapons rack on one wall. Assessing the room's size, you did a couple flips across the room. You smirked, it would do nicely.

Another door on the left led to a large purple bathroom with the kitsune burying her face in a towel.

"So what do you think fox?"

"I think it is safe to stay here for awhile. Who knows, you might even like it and make friends, hanabi." the kitsune said while smiling warmly at you. She always called you hanabi, or fireworks, because you were a bit of a pyromaniac and loved explosions. It was also her way of getting back at you for calling her kitsune all the time.

"Hanabi? You forgave me already? That has to be a new record. I agree though, this place is okay as long as I don't have to be near that baka of a human for too long. He gives me a headache."

"Do you think we should join the team like Koenma asked?" the kitsune inquired.

"Well, there isn't really anything else to do around here so I guess I'm in. Is the peace-loving kitsune sure she wants to kill random demons for a living?" you say with a smirk. Even though Kira was generally a pacifist, she was undeniable one of the strongest Atlantians around, especially when you got her mad.

"I'll show you peace-loving." Kira smirked evilly and started to rummage around in one of the cabinets. "Oh, Rain," she said in a singsong voice, "you need a bath!" With those fatal words, the kitsune pushed you into the tub and turned the water on full-blast.

"MERCY! HAVE YOU NO SYMPATHY? HELP! CHILD ABBUSE! I WANT A LAWYER! HELP!" you beg as she attacks you with soap and a shrub brush. Your clothes were soaked, but your hair repelled the water and managed you keep you somewhat dry. You had to admit though, the blood was coming off and were about to stop yelling, until the kitsune pulled out a strange looking purple bottle.

"Oh, shit. Purple means medicine. What are you doing kitsune?" you ask nervously trying to back away. She grinned and poured the yellow slimy contents into the tub and started scrubbing you again. The liquid burned and smelled like strong acid but all of your scars and cuts disappeared as if washed away.

"Thanks kitsune." you grudgingly said.

Before she could give a comeback, a calm knock came from her room. Heading to the door, Kira opened it reveling the red-haired kitsune. Too many kitsunes! One was bad enough! They are way too social and protective and are always insisting on hugs and playing with my hair. you thought grumpily.

"Dinner's ready." he said giving Kira a charming smile. She blushed slightly and started to follow him to the kitchen. "I'm surrounded." you mumble hopping out of the tub. Walking over to your room, you started to pull off your now dripping clothing when two baka humans came charging into your room.

"What do you guys want?" you say while struggling to pull the clean shirt over your head and watch the humans at the same time. They were looking at you as if you were doing something weird and were also blushing.

"What's the matter now?" you ask, finally getting the shirt over your head.

"Baka onna. You are supposed to shut the door if you are changing your clothes." a guy about your height walked in dressed in clothes like the ones you were now wearing.

"Any more rules I should know about?" you ask while making faces at the two humans to make them snap out of their drooling daze.

"Hn. You might want to stop staring you bakas." the short man said.

"Oh, I'm Yusuke and this is Kuwabara." said the guy with slicked back hair pointing to the large, stupid looking human who was still drooling.

"Will you be my girlfriend?" the sound of nails in a dryer was emitted from the stupid one and you couldn't help but cringe. (Sorry all Kuwabara fans…um Kuwabara fans? Crickets chirp Okay then…)

"I don't date outside of my species." you smile and try to be polite, Kira would want that, but it was harder when he opened his mouth. "Thanks for the clothes, oh cheerful source of cottony softness, what my I call you?"

"Hn. I'm Hiei. How did you know the onna gave you my clothes?"

"Cause they look like the clothes you are wearing now."

"She has a point, Hie…" Yusuke stopped mid-sentence and started to sniff the air, "DINNER!" With that animalistic war-call, both Kuwabara and Yusuke took off down the hall and flung themselves off the stairs before colliding mid-air and falling into an undignified heap.

"Do they do that all the time?" you ask a revolted Hiei. "Hn. Follow me if you want to eat." Hiei took off at high speed, obviously trying to lose or annoy you, but you just grinned and ran up beside him. He glared at you as you both jumped the last five steps and the unconscious human pile at the bottom and headed to the kitchen.

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Kitchen; Gang POV:

"You haven't lived until you've tried Kurama's cooking!" Boton exclaimed as she passed out the bowls.

"So what have I been doing all these years?" Rain asked as she looked into the pot of steaming ramen. Yusuke and Kuwabara snickered as they knelt at the low table waiting for their food and being their completely useless selves. The kitchen was a large dark green room filled with a mix of the latest cooking appliances and the usual dinning room furniture. A low oak table was in the center of the room and most of inhabitance had already claimed their usual spots. Rain and Hiei, however, refused to sit at the table and while Hiei took his normal spot in the window, Rain simply sat on the counter in the kitchen watching everyone intently.

"Please pass out the food, would you Rain." Kira said while smiling at her charge. Sighing, Rain grabbed a ladle and disappeared.

"Where did she…" Kuwabara started before Rain appeared again on the counter. Food and chopsticks were in front of everybody and Rain was slowly sipping some broth.

"Thanks hanabi."

"Anytime kitsune."

"Did anyone see her?" Boton said slightly surprised at Rain's speed.

"Everyone! We have a high priority criminal in our midst! I knew I recognized Rain from somewhere! She is on over fifty wanted lists in the Makai! Somebody grab that little bitch before she gets away!" Koenma ran into the room yelling madly and in his teenage form.

"Bitch?" Rain jumped off the counter and for the first time looked furious.

"Somebody get some ice and a full body cast. We're going to need it soon." Kira groaned.

"The one called 'Rain' is wanted in the Makai for mass murder, thievery, forgery, and countless other crimes." Koenma continued to rant while completely ignoring Kira's warnings. Meanwhile, the gang looked at the short, curvy little midget that looked like she was trying not to kill the prince of the Rekai in a painful way, and tried to picture her killing off demons that would easily be twice her size or breaking into fortresses to steal priceless objects. Stranger things have happened.

"Rain, he didn't mean that you are a dog. 'Bitch' in this society is a swear word and means that you are stuck-up, cruel, and other things like that. It has nothing to do with dogs. Just breath. In through the nose and out through the mouth. In through the nose and out through the mouth." Kira was now trying to calm the young Atlantian down, and was failing horribly.

"BITCH?"

"Arrest her!" the Rekai prince was still oblivious that he was signing his death certificate. Two orges rushed in after the prince and proceeded to put handcuffs on Rain. The handcuffs seemed to snap Rain out of her murderous thoughts and she glanced down at the handcuffs skeptically.

"Do you really think these can hold me?" she said as she straightened her wrists and the cuffs fell off. "There is really no need. I will go quietly, but Koenma I can promise you that you are going to regret calling me a bitch. I may be female, but I am not a dog and if there is any fairness in this world I will never be one."

The little Atlantian walked over and bowed to Kurama and Hiei before heading over to Yusuke. "It was nice meeting you guys." she extended her hand to Yusuke and he shook it while smiling, "I'll be back in a few minutes."

"That is highly unlikely. You are going to spend the next thousand years in maximum security at least. And I wouldn't be surprised if you get life in prison. Now, get going." Koenma looked pleased that he had single-handedly captured a wanted criminal and regally walked out of the room. His father was never going to give him a spanking again. Rain, however, was smirking and skipped after the ogres, revenge plans flashing before her eyes.

Kira checked to see if they were gone. "Yusuke, check your pockets." she instructed after seeing that the coast was clear.

"Sure, but why?"

"Rain is a bit of a pickpocket."

"She just shook my hand. How could..." Yusuke suddenly stopped rummaging in his pockets and frowned, "My communicator is gone. How the hell did she get it?"

"Poor Koenma. I would hate to see what she is planning for him. I just hope that it is nonfatal or the Rekai is going to need a new prince." Kira sighed.

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Sorry it took me so long to update. My brother is the world's biggest computer hog and I am only allowed online about two hours a week tops and most of that has been going towards my homework. Stupid teachers. The beginning of this fic was written a few days ago and I have been editing over the week. Tell me what you think about my brainchild….too bad my brain is so squishy and smelly. Thanks BlueFlame009 and Keri-Hemora for reviewing! You two ROCK MY FUZZY SOCKS! (Bows) And don't worry, Rain isn't gone, she is just going to have some fun in the next chapter. :o)