Ugh. Ever have one of those days where everything seems to go wrong? First I lose my necklace my mum gave to me for my 13th birthday (I NEVER take it off!), then I get a scream session from my dad for no reason, next I have to clean my brother's room because I get the happy job of putting in new flooring (He hasn't cleaned his room in years!), I find out that my dog, which I've had since I was six, has cancer and only has about a year to live tops, and now my mum is stuck in Japan! SCREW THE WORLD AND ALL WHO INHABIT IT! (Cough) Well on that happy note here's Chapter 5!

Disclaimer: According to my dad, I don't even own myself yet. Do you really think I own YYH?

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Ch.5 Aloha Revenge

After being unceremoniously tossed into a maximum-security solitary confinement cell, Rain quickly noted twelve easy ways to escape ranging from the simple 'just slip through the bars' to the more complex 'hide behind the door and take out the guard with said door when he comes in and make a run for it'. Realizing that the Rekai probably thought that the fifteen feet of concrete meshed with titanium bars that were wired with an electric current of over 100,000 volts and a door consisting of more of the electrified bars could hold her, then they were in serious need of a reality check. The fifty guards roaming around the prison wouldn't even have a chance if she really wanted to cause some damage.

But they haven't done anything to me, only that baka of a baby. Smirking, Rain plopped down on the floor of her plain gray cell and pulled out Yusuke's pink communicator. Pushing the 'reset' button on the compact, she quickly turned the communicator into a database and started to pull all the information she could find on a certain baby and the layout of the Rekai onto the tiny screen.

One file, 'Lord Koenma's Journal', caught a certain pissed-off redhead's attention and she excitedly opened the file.

'Dear Journal, Today while I was walking in the Ningenkai with George, I saw a squirrel. I quickly ordered George to dispose of it, but before he could the team showed up and if they were ever to discover my fear of squirrels I would never hear the end of it.'

"Squirrels? And I thought I had problems…"

'I managed to hide my fear quite well, those acting lessons really paid off, and as soon as I got home I told all of my problems to Mr. Sugarbottom and then cried myself to sleep while cuddling with my beloved Mr. Sugarbottom.'

"Cuddling with MR. Sugarbottom? This is too easy! He could've at least thought of a better spice…"

'While having a stuffed bunny may seem childish, I believe that it makes me a better ruler. Only Mr. Sugarbottom and you, dear journal, understand me and willingly hold all of my secrets, such as my love for Boton-koishi.'

"Technology is my new best friend."

'Only last night I had a dream about my beautiful Boton. She was wearing nothing but a pair of kitten-ears and was handcuffed to my bed as I kissed her passionately, my tongue going into her mouth. Then we…'

"AHHH! NO MORE! IT BURNS! My therapy bills are high enough, thank you, without that little picture!"

Closing the compact, Rain jumped up and slid it into her pocket. Doing a flip onto the bed, she bounced and grabbed the rusty air vent grill, which quickly came off in her hands. Bouncing again, she easily slipped into the opening and started to crawl to Koenma's room. Revenge is so sweet.

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Koenma was having what had to be the best day of his life. He had captured a wanted criminal all by himself, everything was quiet on all of the worlds, and George had just brought him a fresh strawberry rice cake. His father was going to reward him for sure.

Biting into the rice cake, Koenma grinned as he thought about the threat of the little Atlantian saying that she would get out in a few minutes. Five minutes had already past and there was still no sign of her. Empty threats, how typical of a female.

Suddenly, Koenma noticed a note on the side of his desk. He could have sworn there was nothing there before, but then again he had been so distracted in his euphoria that it could have been there all along. Picking it up, Koenma's eyes widened as he read the note.

'My dearest Koenma, I cannot tell you how deeply my feelings for you go. If you feel the same, come to your apartments immediately for a 'surprise'. If you don't, then I beg of you to please ignore this note and I will try to mend my shattered heart. I am sure Kurama-san would appreciate me greatly. I await your arrival with a pair of cat ears and handcuffs. Love, your Boton.'

Dropping the note, Koenma ran for hisapartments at a speed that would impress even Hiei. Bursting into the bedroom, Koenma failed to notice the door lock behind him or the hundreds of squirrels running around the room until he was hanging upside-down in a cellophane-wrap cocoon. Opening his mouth to scream, he was muffled by a glob of peanut butter and nuts that had mysteriously appeared there. Wait, WHERE DID MY BINKY GO? His thoughts were cut short however by the spray of some kind of perfume. It smelt like… Nuts.

Beginning to panic, he was again distracted when the top of his head suddenly felt cold. As he looked down he managed to catch a glimpse at his brown hair all over the floor. Koenma was then slowly spun around until he was facing a mirror, he was completely bald and he now also had what looked to be clown make-up on.

And so, the best day of Koenma's life came to an end with him being video taped screaming for his mother while being chewed on by a pack of lunatic squirrels. Little did he know that the revenge was just starting.

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Rain finished raiding the vault of the Rekai and was still unimpressed. All that was in there was a bunch of old weapons and jewels, nothing too interesting. Heading to her room, she stashed everything under the bed and in the closet before placing her prized treasures, Mr. Sugarbottom and a little blue binky, in a small locked box in the wall, and then went hopping down the stairs.

"Hi guys!"

"Hello Rain."

"What the…"

"How did you…"

"Huh…"

"Where…"

"Err…"

"Hn."

"You know, as much as I enjoy being the cause of this psychotic exchange of random and disconnected words and sounds, we really have to be going if we're going to catch the plane."

"What plane?"

Sighing Rain looked at them as if explaining the most obvious thing in the world. "The plane that is going to take us to Hawaii. I explained the mix-up to Koenma and to make it up to me, Koenma gave everyone an all-expenses paid trip to Hawaii for the rest of the month. We are leaving for a first-class flight in an hour. He even hired a limo to drive us to the airport."

"But I am meeting Keiko in an hour." Yusuke looked slightly nervous at what his girlfriend would say if he went to a tropical island for a month without her.

"And why aren't we taking a portal?" Kurama asked.

"He wants it to be a learning experience about human technology. How primitive it is and everything. Oh, and Koenma said that Keiko could come. Why don't you go call her and we can pick her up on the way?" Rain quickly reached into her pocket and hit a few more buttons on the remodeled communicator booking another flight ticket using Koenma's platinumcredit card.

"Hn. I wonder what made the baby so generous?" Hiei wondered aloud.

"Well he did try to lock an innocent girl away for the rest of her life with no proof or trial, so I guess he is just trying to buy my forgiveness to save his own ass, literally." Rain summarized while barely controlling her evil snickering.

"Don't question a free vacation, shorty just go with it!" Kuwabara yelled happily, much to the dismay of Rain who quickly covered her ears.

"Um, excuse me but I am shorter than Hiei, so what does that make me?" Rain said narrowing her eyes. Kira recognized that Rain was on one of her warpaths and wasn't going to stop anytime soon. Wherever Koenma was, he probably didn't have anything to do with their trip and Rain was most likely just getting everyone away from where she stuffed him to prolong his suffering. Kira's bet was on either a closet or the very cell he had tried to imprison her in.

"Can I call him tri-eyes then?"

"Nope. See this gem on my forehead? It turns into a Jagan when I put energy in it."

"What can I call him then?"

"Oh, I don't know. Maybe by his name or whatever he wants you to call him?"

"Ha! Fat chance I am ever calling that little midget anything!"

"Uh, first off you just called him a 'little midget', which contradicts your last statement, and second I do believe that I kindly asked you to refrain form height comments…" Rain said, as she slowly got closer to Kuwabara. Standing there stupidly, the human failed to notice anything was wrong until Rain had swept his feet out from under him causing him to hit the wall with his empty head and land unconscious on the floor in a heap for the umpteenth time that day.

"Go pack up your stuff everybody! We're going to Hawaii!" Rain yelled as Yusuke fell to the floor laughing at Kuwabara's stupidity.

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Well, bad day aside I think this chapter went pretty well. Must be the fact that I have a box of pocky. I love pocky and have yet to find a flavor I don't like. A huge thank you to Jessica-Hemora and Keri-Hemora for reviewing! Are you guys related or anything or are you both just huge Rurouni Kenshin fans? I love him too. (glomps) Hope you enjoyed this chapter! The reason I choose for the team to go to Hawaii is because I LOVE it there. I have been there three times already and we might go again this year. (crosses fingers and prays to the vacation gods)