((Disclaimer: No, don't own Legolas either...))

10: Finale

The audience gasped as Vader's face was exposed to the entire TV-watching world. For there, blonde-headed and lip-glossed was—

"Legolas?" Arden cried. "You're the cause of all the evil in the galaxy!"

Frodo muttered, "Knew it..."

The bombshell smiled evilly and nodded. "Yeah, it's me."

"But how?" Arden sputtered. "We saw you go through the changes in the movies, we saw—"

"What you saw was merely a director and writer's imagination put on screen! My real story is far more tragic than that garbage!" Legolas spat, glaring at Arden.

"So...how much of it was true?" Ashwood asked.

"Oh," Legolas giggled. "Enough. Except for Lord Sideous of course." Legolas clapped his hands excitedly. "Oh you'll never guess my Master's true identity!" With that, a static cloud hovered over the stage. Legolas was raised into the air (giving Arden a pretty good view up his skirt) and then with a blast of light, disappeared!

Arden blinked. She then turned to Frodo, who had begun to creep away. Grabbing his shoulders, she forced him to tell the audience that all of those rumors about her were not true. He confessed and that night, they were set to go out for a movie and cocktails.

THE MOVIES

Arden stared at her ticket.

LORD OF THE RINGS III : RETURN OF THE KING

"Oh not again..."

THE SITH LORD SIDEOUS' EVIL LAIR

"My apprentice," Sideous gurgled from under that black hood. "You have done well. But you almost ruined my secret. And we don't want that, do we?"

Legolas shook his blonde head ruefully. "I apologize, Master."

Sideous nodded then lowered the hood. "For what would the world think if they knew I was the root of all things evil in this galaxy and more?" Obi-Wan asked no one in particular as both Sith sat down to enjoy a LotR / Star Wars parody on END