The Ultimate Crossover II
President Bush sat in his office, "I'm bored! I wish something would happen! Couldn't some country have an unknown nuclear weapons program?" His young Secretary, Miss Youkovich, came in and spoke in her usual Russian accent, "Mr. President, Sirrrrr, Project Change is active! Do you want us to launch" The American President shrugged his soldiers.
"Fine whatever!" he said casually 'What harm could it do?' he thought. How wrong he could be.
At the CIA HQ
Team 1 and 2 sat in their offices, dunking an endless supply of doughnuts into coffee while nothing happened in the world. The phone rang but not the usual one; it was the phone, with the special blue flashing button, that was collecting dust in the corner. When it rang many of the secret agents spilt coffee over themselves, while other choked on doughnuts. There were two reasons that that phone rang either the President's cat was stuck up a tree or Project Change was being launched or the pizza guy got the wrong number. It was the former, not the former of that former and not the latter; it was the latter of the former. The phone was ringing because someone rung it, anyway they couldn't figure it out in time as a small 'pop' was heard all over the world and soon everyone found that they were parallel universes. This is a story about a man's journey of bad tasting coffee, love (yeah right!), a warp drive and how tribbles really taste nice on toast.
His journey began on a Sunday afternoon when everyone in his class had a date to Johnny's party. This was due to the fact he wore 80s style glasses, knew a lot about computers and never got into trouble; his mop of blonde curls didn't help. He was in that stage where spots seemed to jump from everyone else and swarm over his body. Also, every girl he asked out ignored him or said rudely that they had gladly got another person to go with. Only one person felt sorry for him, sadly she had another date to the party but she had been very sincere when he had asked her, "I'm so sorry, Peter just asked me out! I would've gone with you!" she had said smiling in the way that he found really cute. Wait a minute!; I haven't told you his name, it's Ben, such a geeky name eh? Well he sat in his room minding his business when he heard a 'pop' and he appeared in a chrome room. He got up and looked in the mirror and to his surprise he was handsome, (well in his eyes he was).
He walked over to the door which hissed open and led to a chrome corridor. 'Someone likes metal!' Ben thought as he let himself wander through, what seemed endless corridors. He arrived at a door that said "Welcome, walk through me and make a nice door happy to accept your presence passing through my metal frame" Ben had a feeling that the door was gay or should I say homosexual (to be politically correct) but still decided to walk through the door and as it hissed open he saw a bridge for a captain or pilot, not something you walk across for your convenience but where a pilot makes sure that he and his crew can travel endlessly across space so that a TV company can make sequels to endlessly be shown on channel 4.
A pilot sat in the main chair.
'This seemed familiar' Ben thought then it stuck him, he was on the Star Ship Enterprise or one of the other ships from the many of sequels and prequels.
"What the Hell is going on?" Ben thought.
End of Chapter 1
(You're right anything can happen now eh! Oh and it will!)
