This is my second attempt at a story for Hitchhiker's Guide. I decided to make this funny instead of dramatic.
OH! By the way, I'm trying to make my own CD of songs that remind me of Hitchhiker's Guide but I only have two songs at the moment. Anyone have anything that I could use?
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. THEY BELONG TO DOUGLAS ADAMS, GOD BLESS 'IM. I ONLY OWN THE RECEPTIONIST AND THE DENTIST. BASICALLY ANYONE WHO WORKS IN THE DENTIST OFFICE IS MINE. MY FRIEND ANNA OWNS HERSELF. WHEW.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy doesn't have much to say on the topic of dentists but it does have this to offer:
Dentist's happen to be the third most least likable and scary people in the Universe. The Vogons, of course, are second in line. Coming first though, was luckily blown up along with the Earth and he was the present day Michael Jackson, quoted to be "the scariest white woman I've ever seen."
Dentists all over the Universe are the same. They stick their hands (or tentacles if you live on Sans-Nebula 5) in your mouth and scratch your gums. So it's understandable why more than half of the Universe has the best oral hygiene ever seen.
This is excluding Earth.
They had rotten teeth.
