HaikuOrigami: Hello! I finally updated! This one was actually (even though you can't really tell...) was written by the 14yr old sister, Haiku Origami!(me!) I know it's not really good... but be merciful!... It's short, so that makes up for it, ne? Whatever... Thanks for reading! Domo Arigato!

Disclaimer: Okay. i don't own it already... Don't sue. (like you'll actually go to the trouble to do it...)


One day it was Valentine's day and Ed was walking down the path wondering what he should get for Winry. Then Al was like "SURPRISE!" and pushed Ed in the water. "I'm going to kill you!" Ed shouted and then Winry walked by and thought he was talking to her and she said "you jerk! And on Valentine's day too! I hate you!" and threw a wrench at his head. "Ouch! Hey that's not very nice! I am not getting u anything for Valentine's day!" "Fine," said Winry " I didn't want anything from you anyway!" "Fine then," said Ed and then made a rose with alchemy. Winry started blushing and said shyly " oh, Ed, I… don't know what to say…" Ed said " You don't have to thank me… here take this rose, bab---"

Then Winry said "AS IF I WUD ACCEPT IT, U DUMMY!" and clobbered him with her wrench until the water was red and then walked away. "H…Happy valentine's day…Winry…" was all Ed could make out before he sank under the water and drowned to death. (not really...I hope..)Al just stood there thinking "Is this my fault?"


Haikuorigami: I should've posted it on Valentine's day. Oh well. hey shud I post my really funny Boogieman story sumwhere!

ManiacMiranda: Umm...aren't I supposed to be writing stories, sis... not you...

HaikuOrigami: Haha. sorry... Back to my sis on the next chappie!