ACT 6: Making Lemons out of Lemonade
SCENE ONE:
Lab. House is looking at some x-rays. Cameron comes up behind him and he tenses.
CAMERON: This is sooo cool.
HOUSE: What is? (turns around to look at him)
CAMERON: This whole mind switch thing. It's sooo cool.
HOUSE: You think this is cool? I think it's a nightmare.
CAMERON: Just now, at lunch with the boys, I got so much dirt. They had no idea who they were really talking to. It was great. I can't wait to use it on Cuddy. There have been some things I wanted to find out from her, but I know she'd never tell House. (he snickers)
HOUSE: You can't do that? (what she said dawned in) What did they say? What were you talking about?
CAMERON: Oh, wouldn't you like to know.
HOUSE: House!
CAMERON: That's Cameron to you, or should I say, Alison. (bats her eyes)
HOUSE: Stop that. You can't use this to your advantage.
CAMERON: Why not?
HOUSE: It's wrong.
CAMERON: Says you. Hey, Chase wants you to be wrong about something. I think I'll go with this.
HOUSE: We have to fix it.
CAMERON: How?
(House opens and closes his mouth. He has nothing to say.)
CAMERON: Right, now that that's settled. There are a few ground rules. One, we can't tell anyone about this. Two, don't look at me naked. Three, don't sleep with anyone, unless she has a great rack. (she smiles sheepishly)
HOUSE: I can't stay like this?
CAMERON: Well, you have no choice, until I can figure out what to do about it.
HOUSE: You mean until WE figure out what to do about it.
CAMERON: Yeah, of course that's what I meant. (Sarcastic)
SCENE TWO:
Hallway. Dr Wilson is walking. Chase and Foreman run up behind him.
FOREMAN: Dr. Wilson. Can we talk to you?
WILSON: (Slows down so they can catch up) What's up?
CHASE: House is acting strange.
WILSON: You noticed it too?
FOREMAN: Yeah, and something's up with Cameron too.
WILSON: Really?
CHASE: What do you think is going on?
WILSON: I don't know, but I'm going to find out.
(FADE OUT)
VOICE OVER: Can Dr. Wilson discover the truth behind his friends odd behaviour, or will Dr. House take to his new, feminine side? What about Dr. Cameron. Her wish might just come true tonight. She will finally get to sleep with Dr. House. Too bad her body couldn't join her.
