From the Report of Cornel Samantha Carter

I stared in awe as the massive mother ship broke through the clouds casting a shadow of terror over Domino. The city was in disarray. A second ship descended in the distance leaving a small but ever present reminder of the Goa'uld's power. I was uneasy but tried to remain calm as the entire city panicked around us.

From the Unofficial Account of Mr. Katsuya "Joey Wheeler" Jyonouchi as Translated by Dr. Daniel Jackson

We left Yugi's shop only to be greeted by two unfriendly faces. An obnoxious giggle seemed to silence the madness. "Who are these two," General O'Neill asked. "Weevil Underwood and Rex Raptor". Cornel Carter asked who they were and I remembered that they weren't from "around here". "Weevil's a bug that needs to be squashed," Tea stated, correctly. "He's an insect duelists who used to be champion of our entire dueling district, that is, until Yugi royally crushed him at duelist kingdom. He's a liar and a cheat". "Hey," Weevil exclaimed with false indignation "I was regional champion, I've read the official duelist handbook cover to cover and nothing I did was against regulations". Tea was angered "that's because even Pegasus assumed you had more dignity than to trick someone out of their cards and toss them into the OCEAN". "It's not in the handbook or any errata so it's perfectly fair hehehehe hehehe". "I beat Weevil again during battle city, in a humiliating defeat by the way, before Yugi annihilated him during their next Duel" Tea shuddered at the memory. "And who's Parapa the Rapper over there," General O'Neill questioned in a gay meaning happy, I'm talking to you Jack - Daniel tone. "That's Rex Raptor, he's a dinosaur duelist and the former runner up regional champ. His deck is ok and but I don't think the guy knows what a trap card is" Rex responded with expected outrage. Moneybags meaning Mr. Kaiba continued for me "he was an idiot regional champ wanna-be with no strategy who only went downhill from there" Rex growled "he was beaten by Wheeler in Duelist Kingdom and disqualified third in the Battle City tournament by Espa Roba another lackluster duelist whom also somehow lost to Wheeler". I picked up there, though a little less angrily, "He has even less of a rep than weevil and is still considered an upper level duelist because of his deck which I beat down a little while ago". Rex had had enough "Hey, if you wanna talk behind my back fine but don't you dare insult me to my face. I'll show you all just how dangerous I am just because I lost to Wheeler and Roba because of luck and cheating doesn't mean I can't beat all of you blindfolded". Kaiba was fed up and continued on, we all followed.

From the Report of Brigadier General Jack O'Neill

We didn't have time to get tied up with unskilled card playing midgets; the Goa'uld would start their attack shortly. I noticed Rex muttering to himself as we left it sounded something like "just wait till I show them my secret then they'll fear me". Weevil responded with surprise, he wasn't in on the secret, however I figured it was nothing but the ego of a has-been 16 year old. We had only walked a few blocks when Osiris appeared on every screen in Domino. Kaiba said he must have some human contact to rig something like this, and that he hoped that it was no one in his company. He sounded like any other Goa'uld "Humans of Domino, I am your once and future god, Osiris. You shall bow before me or be wiped off the face of the Earth. If you do not comply I will release my army of Kull Warriors to cleanse this city of heretics. As for the fighters and duelists of Domino, you are offered the honor of joining me as my loyal Jaffa. In return for your service you will be rewarded with long diseasless life and power beyond your comprehension, gifts from your god. Consider my words mortals". We sat in silence at the scale of what had just happened. It was then we Realized that Joey had gone missing during the broadcast. Carter pointed to the top of the closest tall building and I wished that I didn't see what I thought I was seeing.

From the Unofficial Account of Mr. Tristian Taylor as Translated by Dr. Daniel Jackson

Joey was standing on a skyscraper. "Hey Osiris we Earthlings don't like bein' told what ta believe by alien slugs, we don't like bein tretened, and we don't like yowa I'm a god bullshit so you can take yowa freakin' Kull whadevahs and stick 'em right up youwa slimy snake a-"Joey took cover as the Kull Warriors "ringed down" and attacked.

From the Jaffa Book of Tales as Translated by Dr. Daniel Jackson

We raced towards the building to provide Joseph with cover fire. I led, barging through the door, staff weapon ready. But the Kull Warriors didn't fire; they raised their arms and readied their duel disks. I ceased all movement. O'Neill called to me but I was paralyzed. Dueling was still too great a fear. O'Neill fired from his P-90 and Cornel Carter followed suit. The Kull Warriors, inequipped for actual combat were quickly dispatched. "Remember that Osiris, we don't bow to tyrants like you" Daniel Jackson's words were never truer.