A/N: Like I said before, these are inside jokes. This is not the normal kind of stuff that I would usually write, me and my friend were just bored out of our minds and we felt like being really immatureand decided to type this up, so remember: If you are easily offended: Do Not Read!
Lupin's Love Slave
Chapter 2
Snape did not stop until he reached his room.
When he arrived there, he collapsed onto his bed panting, and prayed that when he woke up everything that happened earlier will turn out to just be a dream.
The next day everything seemed as normal as it could ever be. When Neville arrived in his classroom, he looked suspiciously at him, and asked, "What's your first name, Longbottom?"
"Umm...Neville," he answered, looking throughly confused.
By the end of the day Snape came to the conclusion that he must have dreamt all that stuff last night. But he still wasn't completely convinced, so he planned on going straight to his rooms as soon as he was finished grading papers.
Later that night, as he was leaving his classroom, he was doing as he promised himself and he was heading right to bed. That way not to chance intercepting anything odd again.
On the way to his room he past by the Transfiguration Room and he heard awkward noises coming from behind the doors.
He reluctantly went over to the door and saw that it was cracked open and when he peeked through he saw 'Holey Moley' and 'Ratty Rattan' (Pettigrew and Trelawney) and from what Snape could tell, they were having quite a good time, seeing as how Trelawney kept lapping her tongue in pleasure.
He stayed and observed for a while and got bored, yet grossed out at the same time and decided that he needed to get to bed anyways.
As he past by the library, he saw the most horrifying sight ever. Madam Pince was sprawled out over her many piles of books and Filch was fucking her.
Snape left right away because he didn't want to know what they were planning on doing. As he turned to walk away, he saw McGonagall and jumped behind a statue. But the odd thing was that he was headed toward the library, and Snape became very excited because he knew that they were going to get into BIG trouble.
As McGonagall entered the library, Snape was holding his breath, waiting...and then it happened.
"WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?" McGonagall yelled, as Snape sniggered maliciously.
But the next words that came out of her mouth made his insides freeze up.
"You weren't supposed to start without me," she said, smiling mischievously.
Snape didn't know what to think, all he knew was that he needed to put as much space as he could between himself, McGonagall, Madam Pince and Filch.
"What the fuck has been going on around here lately?" he asked himself. But this was not the end of his eventful night.
As he was walking down the corridor, trying to rid his ming of what he had just witnessed, he heard other noises issuing from behind a door in which he had never seen before.
He looked around and saw that he was by an enormous tapestry depicting Barnabas the Barmy attempting to train trolls for ballet and he realized where he was, and he remembered that behind that door was what people called the 'Room of Requirement'.
"But who is in there...and what are they doing?" Snape wondered.
He knew that it was none of his business who was in there or what they were doing, but his curiosity overcame him, he took a deep breath and slowly and quietly opened the door.
When the door first opened there was a long narrow hallway and as Snape crept down it, he realized that it led to a large circular room. And in the middle of the room, Harry, Hermione and ('God help me!') Ron were all on a round rotating bed. Snape hid behind a large plant and watched.
All of their clothes were off. Harry and Hermione were fucking while Ron was giving it to Hermione from behind, and from what Snape could tell she was enjoying it.
As Hermione moaned with pleasure, Snape closed his eyes and shuddered. But as he opened his eyes, he regretted it almost instantly.
They were no longer doing Hermione, now Harry was doing Ron up the ass while Ron was on his hands and knees. Not only that, but Hermione was crawling underneath Ron and started 69ing with him!
"I can't take any more of this!" Snape said to himself.
So Snape turned around and snuck out, glad to be leaving that scene. But then he heard a huge amount of noise from the Great Hall.
"What in god's name is going on in there?"
Before too long he found out.
