Time to go back to a place in your mind where you never want to be found. Time to venture into the retarded zone.

This is my new franchise so don't be too harsh. I know that splinter cell has just been opened so here's my way to soil a kind hearted series about killing people without anyone knowing. We all know that Chaos Theory has online co-op and it's fun until you get a partner that sucks or is just too odd for his own good. That is the premise of this story welcome to what happens when your partner is… Splinter Cell Chaos Theory.

Chapter one, What happens when your partner is a noob.

Two of the world's best agents have been sent to infiltrate a Russian nuclear power plant, this was our last recorded log from Agent Iplaywithmyself54 and agent Jim.

The two crepe out from a corner to find a guard taking a brief nap.

"I got him!" Iplay54 shouted over the headset forgetting that the game has sensitive audio.

"What the?" The guard got up and was shot in the leg by Jimmy who then stabbed the guard.

"Try not to be so loud next time." Jim whispered as he began to pick a lock.

"That looks funny." Iplay54 laughed.

"Shut up." Jim unlocked the door and found the first of three computer terminals that would open up a security door if solved correctly. Iplay54 then shot a random bullet a Jim who was killed. I play54 tried to hack the computer and only set the security off. Iplay54 revived Jim and began to run into a dark corner.

"You shot me, you little bastard!" Jim shouted giving away his position. Two guards walked in the room and Jim was shot down. Iplay54 threw a grenade over his head barley killing the guards but now the whole place knew they were there.

"Guard the door while I hack the computer and then we will make a break for the vent shaft." Jim looked into the screen of the wireless computer as he began to hack the main frame. After decoding the hard drive he took the access code and hacked the security cameras. The computer happened to have a DSL connection and went to view some "adult" sites. After five minutes Iplay54 caught on and went over there to look and started to you know. Iplay54 was then shot in the head and Jim took out his M16 and took out the guard with two shots to the chest. He went over to Iplay54 and revived him.

"I want to be Tommy Vervcetiy and you can be… Lance!" Iplay54 felt like role playing GTA Vice City.

"No, the last time I did that I ended up naked in the boy's locker room with a sore butt now if you want to be mister hot shot be my guest just stay out of my way." Jim hopped on Iplay54's shoulders and opened the ventilation shaft. Iplay54 made a fart nose blaming it on Jim.

"Dude that stunk worse than my dog's fart." Iplay54 four laughed and pitched a smoke grenade to really make it look like Jim farted.

"I really hate you." Jim was about to jump in when Iplay54 was shot and killed because the smoke gave him away. Jim dropped to the floor and took out his M16. "Say hello to my little friend, oh wait I'm…" Jim was shot before he got to finish his sentence. The screen turned black and read

MISSION OVER

End of transmission one. I know it was short and so will most of the chapters. The characters will change per-chapter so it will get better if this sucks. If it is beyond help I'll stick with YVG.