ACT 11: Here Comes the Sun
SCENE 1:
It's morning. Cameron is curled up on the couch. She wakes up slowly, stretches and falls off the couch.
CAMERON: Ouch! (She rubs her bottom, which landed on the floor.) What's this? (she looks at her bottom) That's not mine. (gives it a squeeze) I wish it was though. Nice. (Smiles.)
(A look of horror comes across her face as she realizes what happened the day before.)
SCENE 2:
House is standing in the bathroom, looking at the shower.
HOUSE: Forgive me House, but I'm not going to let you go to work dirty. (He takes a deep breath, and begins taking off his clothes. First the PJ bottoms, but stops at the boxers. He shakes his head.) I can't do this. (Then proceeds to get into the shower in the boxer shorts. Turns on the water. The boxers are wet and heavy stretching down to his knees) This isn't working. (He closes his eyes and pulls down the boxers. He begins showering, eyes still closed, fumbling along the wall trying to find soap and shampoo. The soap falls to the shower floor.) Damn. (He bends over to pick up the soap, eyes still shut, and bangs his head on against the wall. Instinctively he opens his eyes. He is bent in such a way that the first thing he sees are the family jewels. His eyes open wide, and he quickly rights himself.) Wow! (Shakes head) I will never be able to look House in the eye again. (Goes back to showering, very thoroughly, with a big smile on his face.)
SCENE 3:
Cameron makes her way to the bathroom. She looks at the shower, then down at her body. Then at the shower again. A smile fills her face. She removes the clothes she slept in last night, and throws them in a pile. Now she is in a camisole and undies. She looks down at her body again, but looks up quickly.
CAMERON: I can't do this. (She goes to the sink, takes a face cloth, fills it with soap and washes her limbs. She lifts the camisole just a little and washes her stomach and back. She towels off and heads to the closet to get dressed.)
