Let's go back the retarded zone. I know that you die, if you try to flame me.
More Splinter Cell Yah! Maybe you all will suffer under my insanity! So here it is due to unpopular demand, Chapter 2
Chapter2, what happens when your partner is Eric Cartmen from South Park.
Two of the worlds… oh screw this I said it lasts chapter so on with my life, I need to smoke.
In this mission Agent Steve and Agent cheesy Puff man23 must go retrieve a secret code for an atom bomb from Mexico during the day of the dead. It will be hard to stay hidden from the light during the fireworks while finding agent Kenny.
The two entered the door to the office where the bomb was being held. They took a DCS and took out the camera so Cheesy Puff23 opened the door and turned on Mexican Music.
"You idiot, now they know that are here." Steve shot the patrolman in the head killing him and he took him to the dark corner.
"You stupid hippie!" Cartmen turned off the music as they lifted each other into air vent. They moved silently down the corridor until Cheesy Puff23 saw another patrolman in the hall. "Watch this." He instructed Steve as he lowered himself and broke the man's neck.
"Dude he was just doing his job and you kill him, you freak." Steve just kept crawling.
"That's what you get taking our jobs you stupid Mexican." Cheesy Man23 complained. Steve turned around and shot him in the head killing Cheesy Man23.
"I'm Mexican you punk." Steve revived cheesy man23.
"Jesus Christ man who put a stick in our butt?" Then Steve shot him again.
"That's what's you get for using our lord's name in vain." Just before he could finish they found Kenny. Steve opened his vent and dropped in ontop of the guard watching him.
"Nighty night you stupid hippie." Cheesy man23 shouted waking up the guard to his left that shot Kenny on instinct. "Oh my God, you killed Kenny."
"You bastards!" Cheesy man shouted. He pulled out his M16 and killed the guard and threw him into the vent. They took a picture of the dead agent and sent it to Fisher.
"Well good job you assholes what are going to do now?" He was angry but at the same time pleased that they were alive. "Now I guess you're going to open the terminal so here is the code, Dog." He snickered.
"Dog who makes this crap up?" Steve slowly walked in the bathroom and found a guard taking a pee. He grabbed the guy by the neck and the man's pee hit Cheesy Man23.
"Oh man I hate gay man pee." Again Steve hit him with a knife. "Holy God, what the hell was that for?"
"This isn't a bashing segment so STFU and open that door."
"Umm, are you going to kill me or you going to talk to me and put me to sleep." The man complained. Cheesy man23 shot him in the chest and he guy died. He took the body and put it in the toilet and flushed it.
"Now do you know how it feels?" Cheesy man looked at the man's bleeding head and left him. They both walked in to a room with a computer terminal and three guards. They all had shotguns and grenades.
"That must be the room." Steve thought to himself as he took out a flash grenade. He chucked it across the room and it stunned the guards. They both pulled out their M16s and took out the three guards with a few bullets. Steve walked to the terminal and went through a few files: Money, Money quick, I did this women, Mother's day, and Nuclear Bomb plans. He clicked on the plans and was asked the password. Dog he typed and laughed. The plans were erased and he went to Photo shop and turned the two pictures of the naked chick the dude did and his mom. Now it was time to leave.
"Good I will send a chopper out for you so wait." Fisher instructed. Cheesy man23 opened the window and was hit with a rocket.
"Sorry!" A man called out of the window and he heard another rocket hit the Helicopter and it blew up. "I'll pay for that, I promise."
Mission End
