By: [Young Feldinaut, age 10]
Chapter 1
I remember the time when I woke up in the Lylat System. It was all so strange. How I got there was all a blur. Still, I remember it all...
It's me, Lita Kino, again. I'm sure you remember my experience in Hyrule, the land of fairies, magic, and sausages. Well, I've found myself in another video game. The bad-guys just seem to like Tokyo.
Anyway, one day we were going to the store to pick up some things for Serena's mom. Ami looked up in the sky, and I heard her gasp, "Oh no! Not again!"
I too looked up in the sky and pretty much thought the same thing when I saw what she was looking at. It looked two hands and a monkey's head!
It apparently saw us and swooped down. We transformed and got ready for action. We didn't get to do much because he sucked us into his mouth, then spit us back up on the ground knocking at least me out. The last thing I remember hearing is something that sounded like a jet engine above me.
The first things I was when I woke up were four animal faces looking down at me. They looked like a rabbit, fox, frog, and a falcon. "AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! It's alive!!!!!!!" they all screamed at once.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! I'm in a zoo!!!!!!" I screamed.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!"
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!" hollered a very angry Luna.
Serena looked confused. "Hey Luna, are you from this planet?" (All my friends had woken up also.)
"What planet?" I asked, confused as usual.
"This planet!" my friends shouted.
"It's called Corneria" answered the fox. "Let me introduce myself. I'm Fox McCloud. These are my friends Peppy Hare, Falco Lombardi, and Slippy Toad."
"You mean the frog right?" Raye asked.
The frog, um, toad looked irritated. "I'm not a frog, I'm a toad, stupid!"
I burst out laughing at Slippy's girlish tone of voice. I caught Luna glaring at me, so I stopped.
"Anyway," started an angry Fox. "It's all up to you and us, the Starfox Team, to save the Lylat System from the evil Andross who killed my dad, wreaked havoc on Corneria, tried to kill me, tried to kill Peppy, tried to kill Falco, tried to kill Slippy, tried to destroy the Great Fox, tried to... Peppy, did I miss anything?"
"No Fox."
"Great!"
"Argh!" screamed Falco. "Why can't you just tell them what they're supposed to do? Stupid!"
"Um, what are we supposed to do?" asked an obviously lost Mina.
Falco grinned. "We're going to teach you how to fly."
Chapter 3
We all stood there gaping. "You're gonna teach Sailor Moon how to fly?"
"Well sure we are!" replied Fox.
"Um, you don't know Sailor Moon..." I was interrupted in mid-sentence.
"Have faith young lady" assured Peppy. "All things are possible."
"Not with Serena!" I thought.
"Training begins tomorrow after we have a good night's sleep," continued the old hare.
Raye was annoyed. "What? It's only twelve o'clock noon you dumb bunny!" she said as Peppy's face turned bright red. Slippy calmed him down.
"That was mean!" Serena said.
"It was not!" replied Raye.
"Shut up!" yelled Ami. I started laughing because she turned pink and looked really mad. Ami usually doesn't look like that. I stopped when I noticed everyone staring. Oops.
"Anyway," Falco began. "You should try to rest anyway because you have a long day ahead."
"But it's twelve o'clock!" whined Serena.
"Oh shut up!" the rest of us said.
Fox thought for a while. He finally spoke up saying, "I know! They can stay in the break room until they get tired! That just means we get to sleep late! Better yet, let's stay up late! We can have a party! We..."
"Oh shut up!" the rest of us said.
Peppy looked frustrated. "You shouldn't have..."
"Oh shut up!" the rest of us said.
"But..." Slippy began.
"Oh shut up!"
"Oh shut up yourself!" I hollered. "I'm tired anyway."
"Me too," added Mina.
"Oh," started Peppy. "Did we mention we know your identities?"
"WHAT?" we all screamed.
"That's right, we know who you are," said Falco. At that, Ami fainted. Stupid. It really wasn't that big of a deal. She must have forgotten about just about all of Queen Beryl's minions (they all had discovered our identities).
Luna tackled Fox and got him in a headlock. Strong cat. I saw Peppy, Falco, and Slippy coming to help him, so I ran over too. I knocked them all down with one swipe of my arm. A big fight broke out, but in the end I had Falco, Serena had Peppy, Mina had Slippy, and Luna still had Fox.
Luna started, "Now, who told you this?"
"Um, well this nice human girl named Hotaru..." blurted Fox.
"HOTARU!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed. "That darned Hotaru blabs everything!" Hotaru is also known as Sailor Uranus. I hate her guts. Of course, I used to like her, everyone did, until Sailor Universe came along and set us straight. I'll tell you more about her later.
Luna continued, "You will NOT tell anyone this, or else..."
"Okay, okay! Sheesh!"
"Good."
"Now can we begin our training?" I asked.
Fox thought for a minute. He then said, "I guess we can't. We only have 4 arwings and the Great Fox."
Suddenly, I had the greatest idea. "Oh, Luna. Come here for a moment. I'd like to have a word with you..."
We (the Sailor Scouts) edged towards the Starfox crew. We were going to "relieve them of their duties."
Fox seemed uneasy. "What are you guys doing?" he asked. We just laughed.
The Starfox team was down, but then came the matter of who was going to drive the Great Fox. I suggested Ami since she was so smart (she could figure out al the buttons). Mina thought Serena should go since she was less likely to damage something big. Raye agreed with her and Ami with me. It was all Serena's decision.
We all stared at her while waiting for her to make up her mind. She obviously couldn't handle it, because she then broke down in tears.
"Don't cry," Ami comforted. "I'll drive." With that we hopped into our vehicles.
I looked around the arwing. There were colored buttons and panels surrounding me on all sides. A suit that consisted of green pants, a jacket a belt, and a green shirt lay on the seat. Ami told us to put them on. We did.
After we got back into the arwings, Ami told us through the intercom how to work everything. It was then time to take off.
We all pushed the launch button, and we were off. We flew right through Corneria, Sector Y, Aquas, Zoness, Sector Z, and Area 6 without a scratch. Now, we were heading for Venom.
The first part was easy enough, getting there. We just followed Ami in the Great Fox. Then came the tough part.
We finally reached Venom. I say finally because we couldn't stop and get out of our arwings. By this time, I really had to go, BAD.
Anyway, we flew around Venom for a while wondering what to do until Ami commanded, "Look at your radars!"
I looked down as asked and saw 4 red bleeps and 4 white bleeps on the screen. I had to wonder who the other 4 people were. Ami announced it was the Starfox team. All I have to say is that we were in deep crud.
My intercom switched on and Fox's face appeared. "Well, well, well. If it isn't Miss Kino sitting in my arwing."
"Does that mean I'm wearing your clothes?" I asked with a smirk. "You sure look funny in those unmatching clothes. Is that the fashion police I hear?"
"You can shut up now, girlie."
"No one calls me that, dog breath. Prepare to face the wrath of Jupiter." As I said this, I did a backward loop and got behind Fox.
I shot and shot at him until finally he said, "Okay, okay! I give up! Let's work together instead of fighting like this."
"Fine by me, as long as you don't try anything funny," I replied. I announced this to everyone over the intercom.
Suddenly, a large metal door in the ground opened. We all went in despite Fox's encouraging us to let him, "Go it alone from here."
Inside, there were long, narrow corridors. We each took a different path, but ended up in the same place: in front of the ape-like head and hands of Andross.
I was shocked, but with Falco's cries of "Hold together!" we pulled it off.
Again, I was horrified to see 2 eyes and a brain emerge from Andross's deformed body, er head. After we had defeated them, there was a large explosion as Andross uttered his last cry: "If I go down, I'm taking you with me!"
For the next couple of minutes, we all only screamed.
Suddenly, I heard a familiar voice come from my intercom, "Follow me, scouts."
"Father?!" I heard Fox ask.
The voice came back. "Sorry to disappoint you, Fox. I am not your father."
With that, the other scouts and I recognized the voice. "UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!" we cried.
Sailor Universe replied, "It's about time you guys stopped screaming. Follow me." Later she added, "I just got back from training in Hyrule."
"Does that mean," Raye started, "that you were in Hyrule when we were?"
"Sure does, Raye." She smiled and added, "It's nice to see you all, especially you, Serena."
"You too, sis," replied Serena. (I'll tell you about that later.)
There was silence for a moment. Sailor Universe broke it saying, "Looks like this is the end of the line. See you on earth!"
"See ya!" we yelled as we were blasted out of the door in the ground.
Do you honestly think this is the end? Well you're wrong. There's still some more left to this story.
After our victory against Andross, there was a long flight al the way back to Corneria were we were honored for our bravery and junk like that. After the ceremony, we were invited to the Great Fox to have a sort of victory party.
First of all, Serena ate all the food and got a huge stomach ache, so she kept whining. Second, Peppy got drunk and didn't come out of the bathroom for a long time and when he did come out he acted, well, drunk. Third, Fox blurted out his love for me thus a big fight broke out sending Fox tot he hospital. Lastly, Slippy "accidentally" pushed the red button on the Great Fox's control panel. Ami explained that when this button is pushed, the elevators lock up and so do the doors. We were trapped, or so we thought.
Just then, A bright white light appeared and we found ourselves standing in front of Sailor Universe along with the Starfox team, drunk and injured. WE are stuck with them to this very day.
So this, my friends, is truly...
