With the addition of this story to the Bad Fiction collection, it becomes a story within a story within a story. A bit of history... This is the one remaining chapter in a Sailor Moon fanfiction parody that I wrote. (I don't really know what happened to the other four, but I've looked for them to no avail.) The first set of author's notes are from me, under my old pen name. The second set are Setsuna's, and any below that are hers too. The whole parody was that I made Setsuna into one of those awful fiction writers that I'm parodying. Uh, if that makes any sense.
The much-overused Sailor Sun is named Mary Sue, who is obviously a parody of a "Mary Sue" character. The only-a-little-less-overused Sailor Earth is Terra. For some reason, I made her not very perfect at all, which makes no sense since this is supposed to be a parody of bad Sailor Moon fanfiction. There had been running gags in each chapter about Yaten having a girlfriend and Taiki not having one, which is why those things are harped upon so much. Another running gag was ending each chapter with those same few paragraphs, only changed around slightly. In hindsight, I don't really understand my logic in doing that, but whatever.
The reason I am adding this to Bad Fiction is because Sailor Moon parodies were incredibly overdone at the time I was writing it, and they still are. Plus, it's not even a decent or funny parody.
Okay, the notes are done, and the story begins now...
Disclaimer: Sailormoon is Naoko Takeuchi's. However, I thought up this idea myself. If someone else thought of it first, I did not copy off of him or her.
A/N: I'm baaaaaaaaaaack! Thank you all so much for the encouraging reviews. I'd feel really bad letting you down, so here's a chapter for all of you who are still waiting (and for whoever has me on AuthorAlert...). I've included "Neo Starlights" in this chapter. Although the "Neo" part isn't used so much for the Starlights' children, I've seen the "Sailorstarverber" thing used all over the place. As for the senshi names I chose for them, I used these because I have seen them used much more often than others.
By Shizu
Setsuna still had too much time on her hands, and so the horror continued…
By: TheRealSailorpluto
Non-Disclaimer: Everyone was thrilled when I told them I was writing a story about them, so they all gave me permission to use their names. Haruka still might be a little mad at me, though…
Chapter Three: The Neo Starlights Make the Scene!
Everyone was at the arcade. Motoki gave Mary Sue a token so she could play House of the Dead 2. Everyone thought it was cool when Mary Sue beat the game on just one credit even thought it was for mature players only. After all, Mary Sue was much more mature than any of them.
Just then, three children about Hotaru's age who looked a lot like the Three Lights came in. Seiya, Yaten, and Taiki thought they looked familiar. They sat at a nearby table and stared. Terra got scared. Mary Sue laughed at her because she was afraid of some kids but Mary Sue could kill zombies. Everyone laughed and called Terra stupid. Then Terra started to cry because she knew Mary Sue was right. Usagi thought she was jealous of Mary Sue. Mary Sue agreed. Everyone else agreed too. Terra cried some more.
For a few weeks the kids followed the Three Lights around. Taiki was afraid of them. Seiya told Taiki to be brave like Mary Sue. Everyone applauded at the sound of Mary Sue's name. Then Taiki said he would be braver if he had a girlfriend. Yaten laughed at him because Rei was his girlfriend.
Then they walked through an alley. The kids came up to them and said, "We are your children from the future." Seiya looked shocked. Yaten didn't believe it. Taiki was confused. "We will prove it to you" they said. Then they took out their transformation wands (A/N: They looked a lot like the Starlights' wands.).
"Breaker Star Power," said the one that looked like Seiya.
"Crusher Star Power," said the one that looked like Yaten.
"Destroyer Star Power," said the one that looked like Taiki.
They said, "We are the Neo Sailor Starlights. Stage on," at the same time. Their uniforms were boring compared to Sailor Sun's. (A/N: Again, I don't want to bore you with details.)
The Three Lights were amazed. "The future is dark and scary," said Sailor Star Breaker. "We have to prevent that future from happening." The Three Lights agreed.
Just then somebody screamed. It was Naru. The Starlights and the Neo Starlights called the rest of the senshi. Then they all transformed. The Neo Starlights were amazed at Mary Sue's transformation. They wanted to be just like her. The youma agreed.
Then the youma said, "Yes. Yes. I will drain this girl of her energy to power my master. Then she can take over the world."
"Who is your master?" asked Sailor Earth. Sailor Sun told her to shut up.
"Who is your master?" asked Sailor Sun. The youma said her master's name was the Dark Queen. Sailor Earth said they already knew that. Sailor Sun said they didn't. Everyone believed Sailor Sun.
Sailor Sun was about to ask the youma another question, but she died just by being around Sailor Sun. Everyone was amazed.
Then Sailorstarhealer said, "Sailormars, I do not want you to be my girlfriend anymore." Then Sailormars ran off and cried.
Then the sky became dark. A dark hole opened in the dark sky with dark clouds in it. Then the dark voice of the Dark Queen came and said darkly, "I will rule this world and its dark skies with my dark power. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha." Then the dark hole went away into the darkness of the sky, darkly.
The Neo Starlights said that the Dark Queen was the ruler in the dark and scary future. Sailor Sun said that she would not let the future be dark and scary because she was Sailor Sun and her job was to light up the world. Everyone thought what Sailor Sun said was beautiful.
Then they all de-transformed and went back to the arcade. They took Naru too because she was all better.
Terra looked depressed. Mary Sue said, "Cheer up, or I will be angry, idiot." Terra cheered up because she didn't want to make Mary Sue angry. Everyone thought it was nice of Mary Sue to cheer Terra up.
Yaten didn't know who Naru was. "Will you be my girlfriend, girl who got attacked by a youma today?" asked Yaten.
"Yes, I will be your girlfriend, young pop star with whitish hair," answered Naru.
"Will you be my girlfriend, Makoto?" asked Taiki.
"No, I will not be your girlfriend, freak," answered Makoto. Taiki was depressed. Everyone laughed but Mary Sue and Taiki. Then Mary Sue laughed. Taiki only laughed because Mary Sue laughed. Everyone liked Mary Sue.
To be continued...
