Hehe, I'm back! Ready? Great, go!
DisclaimeR: I refuse to sa-looks at lawyers- I don't own anything...
Anya: HELLO WORLD!
Gendi: Omg, shut up!
Inuyasha: When am I meeting this Lily? -shifty eyes-
James: NOW! -drags Lily out-
Lily: NO! MUST-CRAWL-TO-CORNER!
Rosie: HEHE!
Karrie: That's-that's torture...
Mya: Fun fun!
All: O.o
Remus: Riiight...
James: Inuboy, Lily Po-Evans!
Inuyasha: Umm, hi?
Lily: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!
Anya: Potter! -proudly-
Sirius: James is gonna die...
James: Ummm...-runs-
Lily: -pulls out gun- DIE! -shoots James-
James: AHHH!
Few Hours Later...
Anya: James!
James: What?
Chloe: He's not dead! HE'S NOT DEAD! OMG! -tackles James-
Gendi: o.O
James: GET OFF OF MEEEEEEEEE!
Snape: Yo yo yo! Was happenin'? -gang signs-
Rosie: -blank stare- Ummm...
Gendi: AWW! GHETTO SNAPE!
Lily: My eyes...they burn!
Snape: -raps- You've been patiently waiting, To make it through all the hatin', Debatin whether or not, You can even weather the storm, When she lay on the table-
Karrie: SHUT UP!
Mya: Yes, shh!
Inuyasha: I'm afraid...
Chloe: You should be! -pulls out sword- ROAR SNAPE!
James: Tehe!
All: O.o
Anya: But-but...that's MY sword!
Sirius: Hehe!
Gendi: Please stop with the girly laughs...
Karrie: ENOUGH! -roars-
everyone huddles together-
Karrie: -ahem- We have a new guest!
Remus: -wide eyes- Really!
Rosie: Oooo, when do we meet this person?
Anya: LET ME NOW!
Karrie: -shutters- OKAY! -Austin Powers tone- Bring in the NEW GUEST!
JameS: Oooo, is she sexy?
Lily: HEY! -glares-
Sirius and Remus: -snickers-
A puff of smoke appears, and a evil laughter follows. Then...BAM!-
Daeren: Hello. -sheepish grin-
Everyone: -wide eyes- YOU GOT US SCARED FOR NOTHING?
Daeren: -nods-
Anya: -smacks her head against table then Sirius picks her up-
Sirius: My sister is a little...out there.
Anya: ARGHHHHHHHH!
Daeren: o.O Am I the only normal one here?
Remus: Probably...-sniffles-
Mya: Awww...wait, where's Inuyasha?
a voice says from the speaker- Inuyasha is currently in the corner, crying, sobbing, and sucking him thumb. Nice going assholes...
All: o.O
Sirius: Umm James?
James: I'm making out with Lily!
Lily: -raises eyesbrow is a funky way- Oh yea...
Anya: Wait...MY SWORD! YOU STILL HAVE IT CHLOE!
Chloe: But-but...WAHHHHHHH!
Anya: GRRR! -runs after Chloe-
Daeren: Right, I'm just gonna go now...-edges away, eyeing the furious Anya-
Lily: -gasps- What! No? -clings- Stay with meeeeeeee!
Daeren: Erm...GET OFF! OR I SHALL USE MY AUTHOR POWERS UPON YE!
Lily: Oooo, do they hurt? - stares admiringly at Daeren-
Daeren: Oh dear god...
James: Lily! I thought you loved me! -sobs-
Lily: OHHH WAHH! -sarcastically-
Anya: -after fighting with Chloe- Okay...-panting- I GOT IT BACK! -hugs sword-
Remus: '
Daeren: AAAAAAIEEE! GET HER OFF ME! -is desperately attempting to wrench Lily off leg- Yer supposed to fall for James! Haven't you read the books!
Anya: I SMITE THEE!
Daeren: Thank the lords!
Sirius: ANYAAAA!
Mya, Chloe, Rosie, James, Gendi, Remus, and the others: o.O
Anya: GRRR! -slashs sword down at Lily-
Lily: Eep! -runs off- I WILL BE BACK DAEREN! MY BARNY ARMY WILL CONQUERRRR!
Anya: Hehe, I win!
Chloe: Ummm...
Daeren: Thanks alot Anya! I really needed-BARNY! -eyes go red and growls in rage- I hate him! -pulls out sword-
Remus: OMG! RUUUN!
Anya: Ummm...STAY!
Daeren: -grows calm, but growls lowly- I don't want to be here, but while I am...NEVER MENTION HIM!
Everyone: -nods quickly YES!
Lily -far way-: OH DAEREN!
Daeren: -eyes go wide- Oh dear god...
Chloe: OOO LILY AND DAEREN SITTING IN A TREE! P-U-D-D-I-N-G!
Mya: What?
Karrie: Pudding?
Rosie: Why pudding?
Gendi: I like pudding...
Daeren: -eyes Anya-
Anya: -doesn't notice, too busy talking to Sitng- Good sword...
Mya: I WANT MY INUYASHA!
Gendi: Shut the...HELL UP!
Sirius: -giggles like a girl-
James: Umm...you okay Sirius?
Lily runs off after Daeren, who is screaming like mad...and Anya goes to the rescue!-
Rosie: Yea...that's all for tonight...
Remus: -watches- Popcorn anyone?
Everyone except Anya, Lily, and Daeren -and James, who is currently sobbing over Lily- sit down and eat popcorn while watching them-
Yea, my hands are somewhat hurting..-dies- Anywho...DaerenRyft is a real person. GO CHECK HIM OUT! Oh, and Daeren is mine! ...I wish...
