Hehe, I'm back! Ready? Great, go!

DisclaimeR: I refuse to sa-looks at lawyers- I don't own anything...

Anya: HELLO WORLD!

Gendi: Omg, shut up!

Inuyasha: When am I meeting this Lily? -shifty eyes-

James: NOW! -drags Lily out-

Lily: NO! MUST-CRAWL-TO-CORNER!

Rosie: HEHE!

Karrie: That's-that's torture...

Mya: Fun fun!

All: O.o

Remus: Riiight...

James: Inuboy, Lily Po-Evans!

Inuyasha: Umm, hi?

Lily: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!

Anya: Potter! -proudly-

Sirius: James is gonna die...

James: Ummm...-runs-

Lily: -pulls out gun- DIE! -shoots James-

James: AHHH!

Few Hours Later...

Anya: James!

James: What?

Chloe: He's not dead! HE'S NOT DEAD! OMG! -tackles James-

Gendi: o.O

James: GET OFF OF MEEEEEEEEE!

Snape: Yo yo yo! Was happenin'? -gang signs-

Rosie: -blank stare- Ummm...

Gendi: AWW! GHETTO SNAPE!

Lily: My eyes...they burn!

Snape: -raps- You've been patiently waiting, To make it through all the hatin', Debatin whether or not, You can even weather the storm, When she lay on the table-

Karrie: SHUT UP!

Mya: Yes, shh!

Inuyasha: I'm afraid...

Chloe: You should be! -pulls out sword- ROAR SNAPE!

James: Tehe!

All: O.o

Anya: But-but...that's MY sword!

Sirius: Hehe!

Gendi: Please stop with the girly laughs...

Karrie: ENOUGH! -roars-

everyone huddles together-

Karrie: -ahem- We have a new guest!

Remus: -wide eyes- Really!

Rosie: Oooo, when do we meet this person?

Anya: LET ME NOW!

Karrie: -shutters- OKAY! -Austin Powers tone- Bring in the NEW GUEST!

JameS: Oooo, is she sexy?

Lily: HEY! -glares-

Sirius and Remus: -snickers-

A puff of smoke appears, and a evil laughter follows. Then...BAM!-

Daeren: Hello. -sheepish grin-

Everyone: -wide eyes- YOU GOT US SCARED FOR NOTHING?

Daeren: -nods-

Anya: -smacks her head against table then Sirius picks her up-

Sirius: My sister is a little...out there.

Anya: ARGHHHHHHHH!

Daeren: o.O Am I the only normal one here?

Remus: Probably...-sniffles-

Mya: Awww...wait, where's Inuyasha?

a voice says from the speaker- Inuyasha is currently in the corner, crying, sobbing, and sucking him thumb. Nice going assholes...

All: o.O

Sirius: Umm James?

James: I'm making out with Lily!

Lily: -raises eyesbrow is a funky way- Oh yea...

Anya: Wait...MY SWORD! YOU STILL HAVE IT CHLOE!

Chloe: But-but...WAHHHHHHH!

Anya: GRRR! -runs after Chloe-

Daeren: Right, I'm just gonna go now...-edges away, eyeing the furious Anya-

Lily: -gasps- What! No? -clings- Stay with meeeeeeee!

Daeren: Erm...GET OFF! OR I SHALL USE MY AUTHOR POWERS UPON YE!

Lily: Oooo, do they hurt? - stares admiringly at Daeren-

Daeren: Oh dear god...

James: Lily! I thought you loved me! -sobs-

Lily: OHHH WAHH! -sarcastically-

Anya: -after fighting with Chloe- Okay...-panting- I GOT IT BACK! -hugs sword-

Remus: '

Daeren: AAAAAAIEEE! GET HER OFF ME! -is desperately attempting to wrench Lily off leg- Yer supposed to fall for James! Haven't you read the books!

Anya: I SMITE THEE!

Daeren: Thank the lords!

Sirius: ANYAAAA!

Mya, Chloe, Rosie, James, Gendi, Remus, and the others: o.O

Anya: GRRR! -slashs sword down at Lily-

Lily: Eep! -runs off- I WILL BE BACK DAEREN! MY BARNY ARMY WILL CONQUERRRR!

Anya: Hehe, I win!

Chloe: Ummm...

Daeren: Thanks alot Anya! I really needed-BARNY! -eyes go red and growls in rage- I hate him! -pulls out sword-

Remus: OMG! RUUUN!

Anya: Ummm...STAY!

Daeren: -grows calm, but growls lowly- I don't want to be here, but while I am...NEVER MENTION HIM!

Everyone: -nods quickly YES!

Lily -far way-: OH DAEREN!

Daeren: -eyes go wide- Oh dear god...

Chloe: OOO LILY AND DAEREN SITTING IN A TREE! P-U-D-D-I-N-G!

Mya: What?

Karrie: Pudding?

Rosie: Why pudding?

Gendi: I like pudding...

Daeren: -eyes Anya-

Anya: -doesn't notice, too busy talking to Sitng- Good sword...

Mya: I WANT MY INUYASHA!

Gendi: Shut the...HELL UP!

Sirius: -giggles like a girl-

James: Umm...you okay Sirius?

Lily runs off after Daeren, who is screaming like mad...and Anya goes to the rescue!-

Rosie: Yea...that's all for tonight...

Remus: -watches- Popcorn anyone?

Everyone except Anya, Lily, and Daeren -and James, who is currently sobbing over Lily- sit down and eat popcorn while watching them-

Yea, my hands are somewhat hurting..-dies- Anywho...DaerenRyft is a real person. GO CHECK HIM OUT! Oh, and Daeren is mine! ...I wish...