Daeren Ryft: Mwahahahaha! I have invaded your puny author's fanfic! All your base are belong to us!

Anya: Don't listen to him, he's crazy -.-

Daeren Ryft: Hey!

Anya: I'm just letting him write this chappie. What could possibly go wrong with that?

Daeren Ryft: Mwehehehehehehe…

Disclaimer: (Daeren Ryft slaughters all the lawyers). WHOS LAUGHING NOW, BITCHES!

Daeren: OH GOD! HELP!

Lily: Come back! I just want to #$ you!

Anya: RAWR! -Is swinging Sting at Lily-

Everyone but Daeren, Anya, and Lily: -eating popcorn still, and watching-

Mya: Hey, wait a minute. Something feels different.

Lily: -stops running- Yeah, it kinda feels…wrong, almost.

Anya: -looks at the author's notes above- Um, guys, look.

Everyone except Daeren: Oh crap…

Daeren: Waitaminute…If I'm writing this…that means that Anya loses her author powers…

Anya: -Sting disappears from her hand- WAAAAAAAAAH! -sobs-

Daeren: And I get…-hands glow red, along with eyes-

Everyone but Daeren: OMG! RUN!

Daeren: -floats in the air, whipping out his sword, which is crackling with energy- MWAHAHAHAHAHA! -makes lightning rain down on everyone-

Lily: -catches on fire for no apparent reason- It burns!

Daeren: Feh, this is useless. It's time to test my powers on something more deserving. -flies off-

Anya: Where'd he go?

James: I know where I'd go if I had enough power to level entire countries…

Daeren: -hovering over France, chucking fireballs and sub-nuclear blasts down on it- BWAHAHAHA! SUCK CHAOS, FRENCHIES!

Frenchmen: SACRE BLEU!

France: -explodes-

Everyone but Daeren: O.o

Daeren:-) Now, it's off to my giant floating citadel made of brimstone, the souls of the Damned, and that really weird squishy stuff you get when you have foot fungus.

Everyone but Daeren: Eww…

Anya: What are we all doing standing around! We've got a story to save!

Sirius: I trust you are aware that this whole chapter is obliterating the Fourth Wall?

Lily: What's a Fourth Wall? Maybe our readers know…

Sirius: -.-

(In the Citadel of Damned Souls, Brimstone, and Foot Fungus)

Daeren: -singing- I. Am. Iron Man! (A/N: Most. Awesome. Song. Ever!)

Anya: -busts into the throne room with everyone else- Not so fast! Prepare to get a thrashing at the hands of the fanbase!

Fans: -wielding maces, flails, pitchforks, torches, Raffi CDs, Barney videotapes, and pointy sticks-

Daeren: What in the gay blue hell! This is COMPLETELY destroying the Fourth wall!

Sirius: Hah! I'm not the only one who realized it!

Anya: We won't stop until I get my author powers back, so give 'em back and there won't be any bloodshed!

Daeren: Make me! -eyes glow red, and hurls lightning-

Everyone but Daeren: AUGH!

Inuyasha: Yaaaar! -leaps forward, sword at the ready-

Daeren: -rolls eyes- Sit.

Inuyasha: -crashes into the ground- OW!

The Knights Who Say Ni: -attack Daeren with frozen herrings-

Daeren: IS!

TKWSI: AIIYARRRRGH! -explode in a shower of shrubberies and herrings-

James: -frolics in the shrubberies-

Daeren: Lily hates you!

James: WAAAAAAAAAH! -runs off crying-

Anya: This isn't working! He knows all our weaknesses!

Daeren: Damn right I do! And I have no weaknesses at all!

Anya: -light bulb appears over head- I got it! Quick! Make a catapult!

Others: -make a catapult-

Anya: -ties dozens of Barney dolls to Lily and puts her in the catapult- Ready…FIRE!

Lily: -flies through the air and crashes into Daeren- MY LOVE!

Daeren: OH GOD NO! GET IT OFF ME! IT'S COVERED IN PURPLE DEVOURERS OF SOULS AND IT WANTS MY VIRGINITY!

AnyaBollia: -appears in a flash of light and a bolt of thunder- Have you learned your lesson?

Daeren: -desperately attempting to keep Lily away from him- Yes! I won't meddle with Authorness in other people's stories anymore! Just get this thing off me!

AnyaBollia: Alright. -throws a muffin across the room-

Lily: MUFFIN! -chases after the muffin-

AnyaBollia: Now, my powers, please.

Daeren: Fine… -tosses a glowing green orb to AnyaBollia-

AnyaBollia: -absorbs the orb- Splendid! Now, when I snap your fingers, you will all be placed in time just before Daeren went on his rampage and you will remember none of this.

Daeren: Wait…isn't it when you snap YOUR-

AnyaBollia: -breaks all of Daeren's fingers-

Daeren: SWEET MONKEY JESUS THE AGONY!

A bright flash of light encompasses everything, and then, nothing-

Daeren: OH GOD! HELP!

Lily: Come back! I just want to #$ you!

Anya: RAWR! -Is swinging Sting at Lily-

Everyone but Daeren, Anya, and Lily: -eating popcorn still, and watching-

Daeren: -stops running- Whoa, déjà vu.

Lily: -tackles Daeren- Gotcha!

Daeren: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

Well, that's the end until Ms. Bollia decides to continue this story further! If you could R&R my stories (Daeren Ryft's) it would be nice.

Anya: Why was I such a idiot? sighs Well yes, after Mr. Ryft took over and wrote his little thing at the end, it's my turn. I'm terribly sorry to end this chapter in such a sad way but I feel you guys must know. Incase I go too far. I have started cutting myself because of the hell my parents are putting me through. Sorry, please forgive me if the chapters are slow.