Daeren Ryft: Mwahahahaha! I have invaded your puny author's fanfic! All your base are belong to us!
Anya: Don't listen to him, he's crazy -.-
Daeren Ryft: Hey!
Anya: I'm just letting him write this chappie. What could possibly go wrong with that?
Daeren Ryft: Mwehehehehehehe…
Disclaimer: (Daeren Ryft slaughters all the lawyers). WHOS LAUGHING NOW, BITCHES!
Daeren: OH GOD! HELP!
Lily: Come back! I just want to #$ you!
Anya: RAWR! -Is swinging Sting at Lily-
Everyone but Daeren, Anya, and Lily: -eating popcorn still, and watching-
Mya: Hey, wait a minute. Something feels different.
Lily: -stops running- Yeah, it kinda feels…wrong, almost.
Anya: -looks at the author's notes above- Um, guys, look.
Everyone except Daeren: Oh crap…
Daeren: Waitaminute…If I'm writing this…that means that Anya loses her author powers…
Anya: -Sting disappears from her hand- WAAAAAAAAAH! -sobs-
Daeren: And I get…-hands glow red, along with eyes-
Everyone but Daeren: OMG! RUN!
Daeren: -floats in the air, whipping out his sword, which is crackling with energy- MWAHAHAHAHAHA! -makes lightning rain down on everyone-
Lily: -catches on fire for no apparent reason- It burns!
Daeren: Feh, this is useless. It's time to test my powers on something more deserving. -flies off-
Anya: Where'd he go?
James: I know where I'd go if I had enough power to level entire countries…
Daeren: -hovering over France, chucking fireballs and sub-nuclear blasts down on it- BWAHAHAHA! SUCK CHAOS, FRENCHIES!
Frenchmen: SACRE BLEU!
France: -explodes-
Everyone but Daeren: O.o
Daeren:-) Now, it's off to my giant floating citadel made of brimstone, the souls of the Damned, and that really weird squishy stuff you get when you have foot fungus.
Everyone but Daeren: Eww…
Anya: What are we all doing standing around! We've got a story to save!
Sirius: I trust you are aware that this whole chapter is obliterating the Fourth Wall?
Lily: What's a Fourth Wall? Maybe our readers know…
Sirius: -.-
(In the Citadel of Damned Souls, Brimstone, and Foot Fungus)
Daeren: -singing- I. Am. Iron Man! (A/N: Most. Awesome. Song. Ever!)
Anya: -busts into the throne room with everyone else- Not so fast! Prepare to get a thrashing at the hands of the fanbase!
Fans: -wielding maces, flails, pitchforks, torches, Raffi CDs, Barney videotapes, and pointy sticks-
Daeren: What in the gay blue hell! This is COMPLETELY destroying the Fourth wall!
Sirius: Hah! I'm not the only one who realized it!
Anya: We won't stop until I get my author powers back, so give 'em back and there won't be any bloodshed!
Daeren: Make me! -eyes glow red, and hurls lightning-
Everyone but Daeren: AUGH!
Inuyasha: Yaaaar! -leaps forward, sword at the ready-
Daeren: -rolls eyes- Sit.
Inuyasha: -crashes into the ground- OW!
The Knights Who Say Ni: -attack Daeren with frozen herrings-
Daeren: IS!
TKWSI: AIIYARRRRGH! -explode in a shower of shrubberies and herrings-
James: -frolics in the shrubberies-
Daeren: Lily hates you!
James: WAAAAAAAAAH! -runs off crying-
Anya: This isn't working! He knows all our weaknesses!
Daeren: Damn right I do! And I have no weaknesses at all!
Anya: -light bulb appears over head- I got it! Quick! Make a catapult!
Others: -make a catapult-
Anya: -ties dozens of Barney dolls to Lily and puts her in the catapult- Ready…FIRE!
Lily: -flies through the air and crashes into Daeren- MY LOVE!
Daeren: OH GOD NO! GET IT OFF ME! IT'S COVERED IN PURPLE DEVOURERS OF SOULS AND IT WANTS MY VIRGINITY!
AnyaBollia: -appears in a flash of light and a bolt of thunder- Have you learned your lesson?
Daeren: -desperately attempting to keep Lily away from him- Yes! I won't meddle with Authorness in other people's stories anymore! Just get this thing off me!
AnyaBollia: Alright. -throws a muffin across the room-
Lily: MUFFIN! -chases after the muffin-
AnyaBollia: Now, my powers, please.
Daeren: Fine… -tosses a glowing green orb to AnyaBollia-
AnyaBollia: -absorbs the orb- Splendid! Now, when I snap your fingers, you will all be placed in time just before Daeren went on his rampage and you will remember none of this.
Daeren: Wait…isn't it when you snap YOUR-
AnyaBollia: -breaks all of Daeren's fingers-
Daeren: SWEET MONKEY JESUS THE AGONY!
A bright flash of light encompasses everything, and then, nothing-
Daeren: OH GOD! HELP!
Lily: Come back! I just want to #$ you!
Anya: RAWR! -Is swinging Sting at Lily-
Everyone but Daeren, Anya, and Lily: -eating popcorn still, and watching-
Daeren: -stops running- Whoa, déjà vu.
Lily: -tackles Daeren- Gotcha!
Daeren: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
Well, that's the end until Ms. Bollia decides to continue this story further! If you could R&R my stories (Daeren Ryft's) it would be nice.
Anya: Why was I such a idiot? sighs Well yes, after Mr. Ryft took over and wrote his little thing at the end, it's my turn. I'm terribly sorry to end this chapter in such a sad way but I feel you guys must know. Incase I go too far. I have started cutting myself because of the hell my parents are putting me through. Sorry, please forgive me if the chapters are slow.
