Hello! Welcome one and all! Muwhahahaha..ha..ha...Yea whatever. I am putting up another chappie so fear me assholes.
Disclaimer: -flings fairy dust at lawyer- Maybe..if they fly..I can have it all! HAAHAHHAHAAHA
Okay, we left off here:
Daeren: OH GOD! HELP!
Lily: Come back! I just want to #$ you!
Anya: RAWR! -Is swinging Sting at Lily-
Everyone but Daeren, Anya, and Lily: -eating popcorn still, and watching-
Daeren: -stops running- Whoa, déjà vu.
Lily: -tackles Daeren- Gotcha!
Daeren: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
Written by our lovely new guest, Daeren.
Sirius: Screwing is for screwers.
Chloe: Shut up Sirius.
James: MY LILY WENT OVER THE OCEAN, MY LILY WENT OVER THE SEA! MY LILY WENT OVER THE OCEAN, PLEASE BRING BACK MY LILY TO MEEEEEEE!
Anya: -craddles head in hands- misery...
Far off voice: Boooooooooooooooooooobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Daeren: Oh shit, not them...
FOV: BOOBAH! Boobah!
Lily: -screams and clings to Daeren's pants- SAVE ME LOVER BOY!
everyone stares at Lily and Daeren-
Daeren: On second thought, COME TAKE ME ALIVE BOOBAHS! COME!
Lily: Oh, so you like it kinky and rough? I can go with that!
Anya: -furious- ARGH! DIE YOU SLUTTY WHORE!
James: Don't kill her!
Blue Boobah: I. Keel. You.
Boobahs: Booobah!
Remus: OMG! EVIL GAY FATTIES! And they're...colorful!
Boobah: BOOBAH BOOBAH! -Trans: Damn straight-
James: Whatever do we do! Will I ever get my Lily back? WILL THIS TORTURE END!
Sirius: It's not the end..of the world Prongs!
JameS: YES IT ISSSS! -sobs-
Daeren: Did ya kill her Anya?
Anya: Huh? Wha? Ummm...no? -hides behind Mya-
Mya: Uh uh! Go face him LIKE A MAN! -shoves Anya-
Boobahs: BOOOOOBAAAAHHH! -Trans: BARNEY!-
Daeren: -eyes go wide- Ummm...- eyes become red and he starts growling-
Lily: Yay! He's getting ho- OWWW!
Anya: I swear..to Bob...if you ever-
Chloe: HELP! THE BOOBAHS ARE EATING MY ARTICHOKES! (A/N: I loved that chapter Chloe)
Sirius: MY CHLOE...ik...ins!
Chloe: SAVE ME!
Remus: I die.
Anya: NO! I will save you alll!
Everyone: -captured and put in a big room with frills and child things in there-
Daeren: Yea Anya, nice going. 'Noo! I will save you all!'
Anya: -slaps Daeren-
Lily: NO! NO ONE SLAPS MY SLAVE BOY EXCEPT OF ME!
Daeren: I DON'T BELONG TO YOU! -sobs-
Anya: -grabs a fire poke that says 'Property of Anya'- Wanna?
Boobahs coming into room, taking Mya- Boobahhhhhh...
Chloe: NO! THEY TOOK OUR ONLY SANE PERSON!
Inuyasha: -raises eyebrow- What about m-
Chloe: Except you, dog boy! -snarls-
Inuyasha: -cries-
Boobahs come and get Remus this time-
Remus: -before he leaves- ANYAAA!
Anya: Remus!
Daeren: -gets jealous-
Lily: -snogs Daeren-
Anya: -kicks Lily- NOW..IS NOT THE TIME!
Lily: -sobs-
Sirius and James: SHUT UP!
Lightbulb appears over Chloe's head-
Chloe: I know how to get out!
Boobahs come and get Chloe-
Sirius: MY SUGAR DOLL!
Everyone else: OUR ESCAPE!
Lily: -thinking- Maybe, they'll take Anya away next, and I'll have Daeren! OH YIPEE SKIPPEY!
Boobahs come to get Anya-
Lily: YAY! SOMEONE UP THERE LOVES ME!
JameS: -wide eyes- But I love you!
Lily: I no lovie you!
Daeren: NO WAY ARE YOU TAKING THE OTHER ESCAPE PLAN HOLDER...thingy...!
Boobahs: Booooobahhhh! -heads bob-
Anya: HELP!
Everyone: -tackles Boobahs-
Boobahs: BOOOBAH! Boobah boobah boobah! -Trans: No! We need her to fuse things on her!- (A/N: ALL HAIL INVADER ZIM!)
Sirius: -anime sweat drop- Uh, guys?
Everyone: WHAT?
Sirius: This chapter is too long...
Everyone: Oh. -Everything disappears, and the victims return-
Chloe: Hi?
Mya: What?
Remus: ANYA!
Anya: Argh!
Daeren: -edges away from Lily-
Lily: -tackles Daeren-
Anya: -rolls her eyes-
Daeren: Help me Anyaaaa!
Anya: -swings sword at Lily- Oh yea...
Lily: -runs-
Sirius: -sighs- What a dull ending...
James: -gulps-
Chloe: -gasps-
Mya: Gasp...
Everyone: -stares at Rosie, who just appeared-
Rosie: Calvin ball, anyone?
Everyone: AHHH! -runs-
I think we all know what Calvin ball means! XDDDD
