A/N: YES! My second story on fanfic. Although I'm best known as just a B.B. & Terra kinda guy, I decide to write this (hopefully) humerous story, which might just have some fluff between Raven and Beast Boy later on. After all, they're a good couple too. Please check this one out.
Ch. 1
Supermodels and Super Mopeds
It was a normal day at Titans Tower. Outside the sun was shining brilliantly, and a few small clouds drifted calmly in the sky.
Within the oddly T-shaped tower the three heroes and two heroines were doing various things, mainly out of boredom. Robin was in the garage, along with Cyborg, working on the T-Cycle and T-Car, respectively. Starfire was in the living room, watching some kind of supermodel show in awe. Raven was lying on her bed in her dark room, reading a book thicker than a brick. And Beast Boy was also in his room sprawled across his top bunk, feeling mighty bored and mischievous as usual. Deciding that he was hungry, he jumped off his bed and walked out of his room. He entered the kitchen a minute later; Starfire turned her head upon hearing the doors open. "Friend!" she cried happily, sitting up off the couch, "would you like to come and watch the 'tube' with me? There is an interesting infomercial on 'erectile dysfunction' currently on."
Beast Boy sweatdropped and said, "Uhh, thanks but that's ok Starfire. I just came to get a bite to eat."
"Oh…very well," the Tamaranian replied disappointedly, sitting back onto the couch. Beast Boy walked over to the refrigerator, his stomach growling, and peered inside.
"Ohhh, tofu marshmallow!" he said, reaching in and pulling out a crusty-looking sandwich with marshmallows, mayonnaise, and tofu filling. Licking his lips, Beast Boy grabbed a glass of soda and took his food to the table. As he sat down and prepared to take a bite out of his 'appetizing' meal, he overheard an announcer on the T.V. say, "And now, back to The Superhot Supermodels Show!" The sandwich fell back onto the plate with a clatter, and Beast Boy turned his head sharply to face the big screen eagerly.
"Aaaawsome…" he muttered to himself in awe, watching as the supermodels came out onto the walkway wearing little clothing. Starfire merely scoffed at the woman and called them 'Snorglores', whatever that meant.
As Beast Boy continued watching the show in extreme interest, the kitchen doors glided open, and Raven entered, carrying the massive book at her side. Starfire once again turned her head from the program and greeted Raven cheerfully, she replied with an indifferent grunt.
The Goth made her way over to the cabinets, set her book down on the counter, and took out a box of herbal tea and honey, Beast Boy now watching her as he resumed eating slowly. A minute later, she turned with a steaming cup of tea in her hand and the book in the other, and saw Beast Boy looking at her rather intently. She raised an eyebrow at him and said flatly, "What?" He snapped out of his trance and replied sheepishly, "Oh…nothing nothing." Looking annoyed, Raven exited back out the kitchen doors, not uttering another word. "Why can't you just tell her, idiot!" he thought to himself, chewing the remainder of his sandwich remorsefully, "All you have to do is…"
Suddenly, a commercial voice on the T.V. said in a booming voice: "Now available! The Speedster 7000 two-seater moped, now with adjustable rearview mirrors! Available for a limited time only."
In an instant Beast Boy was standing in front of the T.V. , his eyes hungrily taking in all the details of the new super moped; it looked better than any he had ever seen before. The beautiful glossy paint job that shone brilliantly made his eyes well up with tears of joy. Behind him, Starfire tilted her head at him curiously, and then she realized that he was looking at a 'moped'. She nodded her head, understanding, and left the room quietly, so Beast Boy could be alone with one of his 'babies'.
The announcer guy continued."Now, this luxuriously HOT moped can be yours! (In a super fast voice) Standard prices starting at 1,799. Not responsible for accidents relating in serious injury or death. Always wear a safety helmet when riding."
"One hundred and seventy-ninemillion dollars!" Beast Boy cried, his eyes becoming unglued from the tube as the commercial ended, "where the heck am I gonna get that much money?" Then, for some odd reason, he thought about aliens called new-fu, and a weird guy named Bob who was allergic to water.
Ok, well that was the first of it. Sorry if it was a bit short, but I'll try to make the following chapters longer. Please review with any comments or suggestions, so that I can make this story as funny as possible!-
