10 Reasons to Love that Kitsune

By RedMirage aka Kei-Chan

Disclaimer: I wish I owned Gaara... but he doesn't belong to me! Neither does Naruto!

Pairings: Gaara x Naruto

Warnings: OOC, maybe a little AU (does not follow current timeline) and contains yaoi. You have been warned…

Rating: It's R!

Beta: IceHeart-chan

Summary: Why is Gaara so attracted to Naruto? Ten short accounts to know why and how he fell so hopelessly in love with the little blonde kitsune.

NOTE: THE ROLES HAVE BEEN REVERSED. TEMARI IS THE KAZEKAGE AND GAARA IS A JOUNIN FOR THE SAKE

OF THIS FIC.


Chapter 2: Naruto, Coffee or Tea?

Gaara woke up to the feeling of having a warm bundle clinging to him and soft golden hair tickling his neck. He cracked opened a green eye to look down on the sleeping blonde lying on top of him. He grunted to himself softly as he remembered what happened yesterday. Uzumaki Naruto had kissed him and after that, everything else became a blur. All he could remember were the feelings of warmth and a pleasant buzzing sensation that he was still feeling them. He had even fallen asleep without waking up every other one hour to check for assassins! He couldn't remember a time when he had slept without putting up any guard. "He talked about this yesterday... he said that what I was feeling was called emotion... was it?" Gaara asked himself. He gazed at the blonde who was snoring softly against his chest. Slowly, he hugged Naruto more tightly to his chest and tried nuzzling his face against the soft hair like he had seen on those late night drama shows when everyone else had fallen asleep. He felt his heart start to beat faster. He was startled when the man in his arms started muttering his name and clings to him even more tightly but soon relaxed against the younger man. Maybe, he could really get used to this. In fact, the idea of having emotions may not be such a bad thing after all...

Naruto stretched lazily against the broad chest and steady thumping of heartbeat that he knew belonged to a certain sexy redhead. He blinked opened his eyes to stare up at the pair of green eyes that is looking thoughtfully at him. "Good morning, Gaara-kun!" Naurto said softly as he yawned a little. 'Gaara would make a great pillow!' he thought to himself, amused at the idea of Gaara being a pillow. The stoic redhead was looking down at him unblinkingly. "Gaara?" Naruto called the unresponsive man.

"Good morning, Uzumaki..." Gaara said softly. Before he can even blink his eyes, Gaara felt a swift knock on the back of his head. "What the hell was that for?" Gaara yelled at the blonde that was currently glaring at him.

"It's Naruto! Or Naru-chan! Don't try to act so cold after a night of hot kissing and cuddling!" Naruto yelled and promptly threw a pillow into the redhead face.

Gaara was blushing fiercely when he heard Naruto describe how they slept together. "Baka! You jumped on me! I was unwilling!" he snapped hotly.

Immediately upon hearing what Gaara said, a mischievous glint appeared in the blonde's cerulean eyes as he straddled the redhead with his nimble body and pressed himself close to Gaara's solid, muscled chest. "So... I was the one who jumped on you? And you were unwilling?" Naruto said softly as he drew circles on one of the redhead's nipple with his finger. A small gasp could be head from Gaara as he struggled not to pull Naruto down and ravage the blonde that seemed to love teasing him.

"Yes. I. Was. Unwilling." Gaara said each word out forcefully. He wasn't going to let Naruto win this morning. The blonde had already won against him once yesterday.

Naruto grounded his hips slowly into Gaara's and said, "Really? But I think your body is much more honest than you, Gaara-kun!" Naruto could feel the obvious hardness in Gaara's pants. 'This is so much fun!' Naruto thought gleefully to himself.

"Unnn...gg... ge... get off me this instance! Ahh...Uzumaki!" Gaara could barely get any words out against the pleasure the blonde was causing him. He could feel his body getting warmed up at an alarming rate to the blonde's antics. 'This is too embarrassing!' Gaara mentally screamed in his head.

Naruto pouted when he heard "Uzumaki" coming from Gaara's mouth again. Sighing softly, he stopped teasing the redhead and just hugged the man loosely, nuzzling his cheeks against the other's neck. "Will you just call me Naruto, please? It feels so cold when you refer to me as 'Uzumaki'..." Naruto asked in a soft pleading voice.

To say that Gaara was utterly thrown off by Naruto's sudden switch in behaviour was an understatement. But he felt his heart turn to mush by Naruto's poignant pleas. There is absolutely no doubt that the blonde had found a place in Gaara's heart - a very huge place. "Fine... Naruto will be it. Can you get off me now, so I can have a breakfast? I'm starving!" Gaara grumbled out.

Naruto's face lit up brighter than a Christmas tree and said happily, "Say my name once more and I'll let you go."

Gaara glared at the blonde in his lap before he sighed and said grudgingly, "Naruto, will you please let me go now?"

Naruto gave a victorious hand gesture to Gaara and deliberately wriggled a little in the redhead's lap causing the man to blush before he got up and skipped away to the bathroom. Gaara groaned at the Naruto's actions and got up from the crumpled bedding to follow the blonde to the bathroom before he headed for the kitchen. He had a feeling that it's going to be a long morning with the hyperactive man around.


Gaara was looking through the cabinets in the kitchen looking for some food that will pass as breakfast when he heard footsteps behind him. "What do you want now?" he said exasperatedly. He just wanted to have a peaceful breakfast for God's sake! "You're not the only one who needs to eat his breakfast, you know!" Naruto exclaimed loudly from the back. Gaara could almost imagine the blonde pouting as he said that. "Why don't you let me search for breakfast instead, since this is really my house? It will be faster than having you banging around in the kitchen. Because I would rather have you banging me instead." The blonde said teasingly.

"Arghhhhhhh! Whatever! Do as you like but just get me something to eat!" Gaara shouted out and sat on one of the chairs at the small dining table. He is going to have to live like this for a year. Three hundred and sixty more mornings like this and more to come for the afternoon and night. He can imagine how much he would love to have Temari in his sand's clutches right now.

Naruto was humming a little song as he searched for some instant ramen and pancake mix in the cabinets. After finally finding the elusive food items, he proceeded to boil the water for the ramen and cook the pancakes. He really regretted putting on his shirt now. He would have made a great sight for Gaara in little more than the boxers and apron he was wearing. Snickering softly to himself, he pulled open the fridge door to get his usual carton of milk and poured them into his glass. "What do you want to drink, Gaara? Coffee or tea?" he asked.

Gaara was pondering a little over the question before he said, "I want... Naruto, can you put some sugar in my coff..." Before he can finish what he wanted to say, Naruto had spun around, eyes wide with happy surprise and squealing out giddily, "You want to drink me? I didn't know that you could flirt to me like this, Gaara-kun!"

'What... THE HELL!' Gaara's mind screamed when he realized the meaning of what Naruto just said. "I don't want to drink you! Not now and not in the future too! Get your mind out of the gutter, you baka kitsune! I want coffee! I was just going to ask for sugar in my coffee without the milk!" Gaara hissed out in a deadly voice.

Naruto's face fall a little at hearing what Gaara said, disappointed that Gaara wasn't going to try and 'drink' him. 'Oh well, I'll make him eat his words in the future!' Naruto thought to himself. He loves a good challenge anyway. Deciding to take a little revenge, he took another glass and filled it with milk before saying with a foxy smirk, 'No...no... you can't have coffee cause you really need to get some sleep, Gaara-kun. Since you don't want to drink me, you will have milk too!"

"But you were the one who ask me if I want coffee or tea!" Gaara shouted out. The blonde was impossible to deal with!

"But that was just the polite thing to do. Now, just be good and drink your milk or you wouldn't get your pancakes!" Naruto said in an uncharacteristically cool voice before he stuck his tongue out at Gaara.

A loud groan was heard in the house from a certain redhead again in the morning – this time from the exasperation of dealing with a certain kitsune.


To be continued

Author's mumbles: Don't you like a perverted and forward uke like Naruto once in a while for a change? Also, I know the chapter is short. But I plan for all chapters to be like that. Short and sweet accounts with lots of cute perverted Naruto thrown into the mix. Thanks for all the reviews! I hope chapter 2 of Kitsune didn't disappoint and all reviews and comments are welcome!