Virny- I know it's been long but here I am with an update.
Duo- Long? Try two whole years!
Virny- I know and I'm sorry for lack of updates.
Wufei- What were you doing all this time?
Virny- I have a life you know. But that's not why. I've been working on other stories and didn't have any good ideas for my fics.
Heero- So basically you were slacking?
Virny- Shut up hamster boy. Anyway, it's summer break and I plan on updating this story more.
Quatre- What about the other one?
Virny- It's safe to say that my other fic won't be updated for a while. I know that ppl liked it but now that I'm older it seems kinda silly.
Wufei- Because you're a woman.
Virny- Even as a kid he's sexist. Anyway after all these years here chapter five of HATRG! Hit it Duo!
Duo- Even after all these years Virny still doesn't own G Wing!
Virny- ……….
The seven pilots (all Quatre's included) stopped what they were doing to stare at the puffy cheeked Heero Hamster who was sitting on the table.
"Heero…………….." Trowa said with a threatening tone though it was kinda hard to hear him. "Where's Remi?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about," Heero said. Actually it was more like "Imf hffv nof ideaf whaff yourf talkingff aboutfff."
"Heero!" All for Quatre's shouted at once. "Spit Remi out Now!"
"NOF!"
"YES!"
"NOF!"
"YES!"
"OWF!"
Heero spat out Remi and shouted and began hopping around on the table; holding his cheeks.
"Ow ow ow ow ow…." He chanted as he continued to hop. Like a pained pogo stick.
Remi glared at Heero as she wiped her self dry.
"Yuck," she said. "Hamster spit."
Wufei looked at Heero than a devilish grin came on his face. He ran over to the sink and pulled out a long spoon before running back over to Heero. He grabbed the "perfect hamster" and put him in the spoon.
"CATAPULT!" Wufei shouted and launched Heero into the living room.
Remi waved her hands just as Heero was about to hit the wall. Heero turned back into his normal form and size then smashed right into the wall. He fell over then a picture fell from the wall and onto his face.
Remi burst out laughing and fell onto the table; kicking out her legs. Duo glared and rolled the partially eaten apple on Remi and she began to complain when she couldn't move.
"Hey!" she shouted. "Lemme go!"
"No way in he—"
Thunder could be heard rumbling in the distance.
"—ck," Duo finished. A wise choice.
Wufei began running around again like a decrazed child till Trowa took his foot and stepped on him.
"Hey!" Wufei whined. "JERKJERKJERKJERKJERKJERKJERKJERKJERKJERKEJERK!"
Just when the things seemed to calm down the door flew open.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU GUYS DOING?"
Virny- And that's it for today. Sorry it was uber short.
Duo- Aw! But I wanna see what happens next.
Virny- Then'll you'll have to wait for the next update.
Duo- But I don't wanna wait for another two years.
Virny- …………
Duo- Should I run now?
Virny- Uh-huh.
Duo takes off
Virny- Anyway I won't update in two years. Probably tomo or next weekend. As always your suggestions and reviews are encouraged and appreciated! I'd right comments about the last reviews, but just as Duo kept saying it's been too long and I can't remember. Hopefully the next chappie will be longer! Later days!
Duo- far away More like "Later Years"!
Virny- Oh that's it! goes to chase down Duo
Duo- far away OH MY GOD! Hey wait, that's me!
Wufei- Pineapples!
Trowa- Okay, this foolishness stops here!
Click!
