Sword-chan- Sleeping Mew Mews- Chappie two. One review to reply to!
Kishuu- Yay?
Sword-chan- It was a nice review… o-o
? (There was no name)- Really? I didn't know that… I was looking for Japanese names a looong time ago and I saw Midori… Spelt with one 'I' in each 'I' place o-o Oh wells. No, I got the idea of totally innocent people turning evil from my own mind and Chuckie.
Kishuu- BUM BUM BUM!
Sword-chan- Yeah… I actually don't keep up with InuYasha that much anymore, because I don't like the VIZ manga or the translated anime… And I'm so lazy I don't like to read the translations without pictures, since I'm a cheapskate and not spending any of my very little ammount of money… Heh heh… Anyways, let's go.
X.x.X- Chapter Two- Strawberry Fields Of Rainbow Heartache XD –X.x.X
Sword-chan crashed onto the floor, having had a slight brawl with Kishuu, who was hovering outside Ichigo's window. After she offered to take him to Ichigo's dreams, well, he changed his mind about jabbing his nice little dagger through her heart.
"Ow," she mumbled to- or rather at- Asparagus-Head, who was running around the room and taking random trinkets from shelves. Creepy, the authoress thought, cringing.
"Come on," she whispered, "Let's go make Ichigo's dream a nightmare,"
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It was too wonderful to bear- So many strawberries… Sword litterally dove into them, gobbling them by the handful.
"Strawberries strawberries strawberries…" she grunted hypnotically. Kishuu looked sad.
"What's wrong?" Sword-chan asked the alien, gobs of strawberry falling out of her mouth.
"Ichigo doesn't like me,"
"Well DUH!" she screamed, "Haven't you been reading the manga? Watching the anime? Come ON, man!"
"But you said…"
"No such thing. I use my lovely authoress powers to MAKE her…" Sword paused, "No, I sort of gently push her… Anyhow, then she sort of starts liking you on her own,"
"Oh,"
"Yeup! See, you guys would be a rather wonderful couple, except, well, Aoyama, who, to my dismay, is actually smart… But too smart… Anyways, he was there first," the crazy tween explained in a rush, "LET'S GO RUIN HER DREAMS ALREADY!" Kishuu considered this.
"Will Aoyama be there?"
"Most likely,"
"Do you happen to have devices of torment?"
"Um… I have this purple jellyroll pen… I love these… They're so… 90s…" Kishuu grabbed the pen and ran away screaming,
"GOOD ENOUGH!"
"Better go find him before Ichigo needs therapy," Sword-chan said wistfully, yearning for her pen. After picking up a few strawberries and popping them in her mouth, she scampered after him like a small, creepy puppy.
The twisted carebear girl found him standing in the 'Ichigo Memory Gallery'. Everyone had one. At least, people who had memories had them. So pretty much everyone. Currently, he was enthralled in a video of Ichigo running through the sprinkler as a four-year-old shouting 'Look, Mommy!' over and over again, right next to the one of her looking at herself in a store's window and wondering if she had gained any weight from all the chocolate covered strawberries she'd been eating.
"HEY! Tall, pale and asparagussy!" Sword screamed, rushing towards him.
"I'm not that pale…" Kishuu said hypnotically, like a robot.
"Whatever. Ichigo isn't gonna be here, you know…" said she in a huff, "I bet she's having a nightmare about you right now, anyway," Kishuu grabbed for the mentally sick person, but she was too mentally sick for him to touch without getting burned…
… I'm serious about that. Mwahaha.
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The two found her in her dream park thing, which had a fountain of (What else?) strawberries.
"You know, I never guessed she'd be THIS obsessed with strawberries," Sword said in awe, "I mean, is this… Healthy?"
"If it's her it is," Kishuu remarked with hearts in his eyes. All the sudden he started screaming like an eight year old at an Avril Lavinge concert.
"THERE SHE IS THERE SHE IS THEEERE SHE III-IISS!" he pointed at her, sitting on a bench with dream Masaya. Ichigo turned her head to see who was screaming, but almost fainted.
"Kishuu?" she scream-asked, wondering why her perfect dream had turned into a nightmare. Kishuu was standing by her side in a second, arms around her shoulders.
"Ah, my koneko…" he cooed, "It's been so long…"
"Two days?" the cat girl retorted in disgust, "Not long enough, you perv!" Kishuu looked hurt.
"I didn't do anything to you!"
"You… YOU PERVERT!" was the only comeback she could think of. Masaya and Sword-chan watched, but with different expressions- Masaya all about to do something manly looking, and Sword mildly amused.
"But Ichigo, look at all the KishuuXIchigo fanfics there are!" he whined, "Please consider? For the FANS?"
"No. Way." Ichigo snarled, "I'll take care of you. Strawberry Meta—"
"Your attacks didn't hurt anyway." Kishuu said boredly. Ichigo's face saddened.
"What? You're… Serious?"
"Not until the last battle, koneko-chan," Kishuu sang, choosing this moment to snag a kiss. The look on kone—Ichigo's face was so beweldered and annoyed and mad that Sword-chan couldn't help but to burst out laughing.
"You jerk!" she thundered, more at Sword than at Kishuu. THEN she yelled full on at Kishuu.
"I can't believe you're STILL hung up on me! Are there ANY girls on that weird planet of yours? AUGH!" Kishuu inched away.
"Sword, is there any reason she's acting Minto-y?"
"Um… I just finished reading a lot of The Clique books… For some reason, I'm drawn to reading about bitchy 13 year olds…"
"… Oh?"
"Yep,"
"Could you sort of, um, push her for me?"
"Done!" using her ah-mazing authoress powers, she slightly altered Masaya. He ran away with Paris Hilton (Eeeek! I kinda feel sorry for him…). She slightly altered Ichigo's state of mind, and within moments, Ichigo was standing in front of Kishuu, blushing.
"I… I guess you aren't that bad…" she mumbled, digging her heel into the ground, "Um… Ah… Y'see… Uhm…"
"It's O.K, dear, dear koneko…" Kishuu said, wrapping his arms around her. Ichigo looked startled and stiff, but still didn't move. Sword-chan grinned.
"I HAVE DONE MY GOOD DEED FOR THE DAY!" she shouted, doing weird back flips.
And suddenly… THUNK.
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Kishuu and Sword-chan landed on the floor, right next to Ichigo's bed.
"AAAAAAAAHHHH!" Ichigo screamed, sitting upright in bed, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she took a deep breath, "AA—" Kishuu clamped a hand over her mouth.
"I'm going to count to 3…"- Ichigo nodded-"You're going to take a deep breath"- Nod- "And you're NOT going to scream, while the nut case and I leave through the window,"- Nod.
"O.K…" Kishuu said slowly, backing away but keeping his hand on Ichigo's mouth, "1… 2… 3…" he removed his hand and teleported away. Looking frazled (A/N- I don't care if frazled isn't a word), Sword dove out of the window, with a CRASH on the hard concrete.
"I'm ooookay!"
"DANGIT!"
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Sword-chan- Ebil me. I didn't update that often for a while.
Kishuu- Dang…
