Hello you all and welcome to this wacky story a friend and I are making and I am Jun a.k.a. Sailor Omega/White Valkerie.
Hello, this is Mewlon, one of SSBM's writers. I came here now as a co-writer for my friend: Jun. The fic is her's but I'm here to help her only with parts of the plot. I hope you enjoy this story as much as we loved to make it! Bye!
Disclaimer: We don't own anything in SSBM but the plot
The Adventures of Ninja Jigglypuff and other stupid stories
Episode 1: Enter the Jigglypuff! Hyah!
Flush! Went the sound of the toilet in the bathroom stalls of the men's hallway. Two dark figures came out of it: smiling wickedly at their victim. One was a dark skinned man with fiery hair while the other was a giant turtle with huge evil teeth. Bowser gave their latest victim a kick on their side just to see how it would react.
"We got him!" Spoke Bowser with a sense of glee in his voice. "Mark him down for the count."
"All right!" Replied Ganondorf as he scratched the name Luigi off of their list of 'Who to give a swirley to' list. "Let's see who's next. Ahh, Jigglypuff. We need to do her."
"Perfect….ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Hey you in there!" Shouted the janitor as he looked inside of the bathroom. "If you're gonna use the bathroom, make sure to flush not so many times. But then again, you guys probably make the hugest shits ever!"
"Shut the hell up, Jani!" Barked the two villains as they turned off the lights of the bathroom and walked outside.
The red sun rose in the morning. Everyone in the Smash Stadium had awoken from their previous night. One in particular was a pink balloon called Jigglypuff. She had opened one cute emerald green eye to the light then the other. She slowly got out of her pink colored sheets from her pink colored bed. Rubbing her head, she remembered what happened to her the previous night.
Previous Night
'I'm off to get a glass of milk,' thought the pink balloon as she walked towards the kitchen. The quiet hallway was almost eerie enough even send chills to the bravest of all Smashers. Soon, she reached the kitchen all by herself and walked in. A small light had distracted her and curiosity got the best of her. Opening the door a bit, Jigglypuff peeked in.
Giving a small gasp, her eyes did not deceive her from what was taking place. Ganondorf and Bowser were in the kitchen, by the refrigerator, holding on to Young Link. The small elf apparently wanted some milk himself that night and his bottle of Lon Lon Milk was empty. Which wasn't a shocker at all.
"Give me all your rupees kid, and we'll let you get milk without getting hurt," said the giant Koopa.
"No! Never! I'll never give you my money!" Shouted Young Link as he spit at him.
"Why you little shi…"
"Stop, Bowser!" Called Ganondorf. "Fine, don't give us money. What you can do is get your Big You's Ocarina of Time and the Triforce of Courage. Then I'll let you go."
"….if I'm not giving you money, what makes you think I'll give you that stuff, ugly old butt hole fart!" Shouted Young Link as he struggled his way through.
"…! Ugly…old…..fart!" Barked the old Gerudo King.
"Uh, he said 'ugly old butt hole fart…'" correct Bowser.
"I KNOW what he said! Let's give him a swirley for that!"
It was at that moment that a tiny spec of dust fell from the ceiling and tickled Jigglypuff's nose. Within the nostrils came a scratch that was hard to ignore for the tiny puffball. Inhaling air, the pink puffball tried her best to stop the sneeze, but it was too much for her. And out came a rather huge sneeze.
The power of that sneeze opened the kitchen door all the way open. Ganondorf and Bowser were left stunned by the power. Young Link took the time to wriggled out of their grasps and run for it. Both bullies were rather angry and annoyed from their loss. But soon, both of them took a good look at Jigglypuff and smiled wickedly at her. Using their speed, if they had any, they made a grab for her and held her tight.
"Well, well…" said Bowser with a sadistic tone in his voice. "Looks like Pigglysnuff decided to be a hero. What shall we do with this hero?"
"Hmm, I don't know…" replied Ganondorf with a hint of evil in it. "How about we give her the special treatment?"
"You mean…"
"YES! A swirley!"
'HUH?' Questioned the Jigglypuff when she heard them talking about a swirley. Both bullies took her to the male bathroom stall. There they held her tight and dunk her head into the toilet water. Soon the flushing began. The horror of it all. Jigglypuff tried to scream, but it was no avail.
Present Time
Jigglypuff was just walking trying to avoid two bullies: Bowser and Ganondork! She looked around and saw that Peach and Mario were just enjoying a good game of tennis, the twins, Nana and Popo, and Ness were playing hide and seek and that the rest of the Smashers were probably resting.
Then she saw him! Marth! She has always liked him since the first time he came to the stadium with his dark blue hair, his blue eyes, his princely outfit and strong body made her swoon the first time she saw him. She watched him as he walked down the steps with his buddy Roy a red head who had the advantage of being quicker than him but he had the advantage of being strong on the offensive side.
'Oh it's him! It's him! Please look this way, please look this way,' she wished in her head and heard this.
"Hello sweetie!" She turned and saw who she was avoiding from the beginning, Bowser and Ganondork... um... er Ganondorf.
"Missed us, Pigglysnuff," snickered Ganondorf and before Jigglypuff could do anything Bowser grabbed her by the ears and took her to the bathroom into the bathroom stall.
'Oh no! Not this again!' Though Jigglypuff as she struggled to break free from their grasps.
"Since when was the last time we gave Pigglysnuff here the special here?" Asked Ganondorf knowing full well the answer.
"Five hours, thirty minutes, fifteen seconds and..." Replied the Koopa King as he looked at his watch.
Flush! Jigglypuff was in the toilet facing the abominable swirley.
"...ten nanoseconds" he continued.
"You really have nothing to do with your spare time don't ya?" Asked Ganondorf sweat dropping as Bowser nodded his head several times.
Meanwhile Jigglypuff was still facing the swirley trying to hold her breath so she wouldn't have to swallow the water, thrashing her arms so she could get out of the toilet and pleading in her head for this to torment to stop.
'Please someone help me! Someone get me out of here! Stop this torture! No more swirley please, please no more! Marth help!' Cried the pink Pokemon inside of her head. Then suddenly as if by miracle the door opened and in came in Link, Roy, and Marth!
"What is happening here?" Asked Roy. Both Bowser and Ganondorf ceased their criminal activities and turned hiding the poor creature behind them.
"Us? Were doing nothing right Bowser," responded Ganondorf while Bowser nodded.
Jigglypuff couldn't say anything though considering that she was still knocked out having to have five swirlies. Marth and the other two did not believe them so they looked at each other and nodded. In a matter of five seconds Bowser was knocked out by Roy and Marth and Ganondorf was beaten into the pulp by Link. When it looked like they wouldn't wake up for a while, they got up and saw Jigglypuff in the toilet knocked out.
Outside
Jigglypuff came back into focus and saw Link and Roy smiling at her.
"Hey Jigglypuff are you all right?" Asked Roy. Jigglypuff nodded and saw Marth talking to Zelda and Peach. Immediately she became sad.
'Damn it! Why do the other girls get his attention?' Thought Jigglypuff sadly as Marth walked over to her .
"Hey Jigglypuff can you explain to us what happened?" He asked and she nodded.
"Jiggly! Jiggly! Jigglypuff!" Piped the balloon creature as she waved her hands in the air, motioning what had happened.
"Um Jigglypuff, we don't understand what you're saying," responded Link while he and the group sweat dropped. Jigglypuff got even more depressed on that.
'Oh yeah I forgot I don't speak human, Damn it!' Jigglypuff scowled at herself. Quickly Mewtwo was brought and he told him what happened.
"So you were forced to have a swirley this morning as well," gasped Zelda.
"Jigglypuff," she responded while nodding. Zelda and Peach then turned to where Bowser and Ganondorf was at and marched straight at them.
"GANONDORF! BOWSER!" Hearing their names screeched like that both of them ran and hid to where the princess's would not find them.
"Zelda! Peach! Hey wait!" Cried out Marth and the others ran after Zelda and Peach leaving Jigglypuff alone.
"Jiggly!" 'No fair! I get bugged by Ganondorf and Bowser, can't speak human speech like Mewtwo and Marth doesn't even notice me, well he does but not like the way I want!' She thought sadly and quickly went under a tree.
"Ah I see you're in a dilemma," cried out a voice. Jigglypuff looked around.
"Jiggly?" Let out the Pokemon.
"Up here pink child!" Cried out once the more the voice and Jigglypuff looked up to see an old man in a black ninja like suit with a red headband. Sitting on a branch that was sixteen feet high, the ninja jumped down and landed perfectly without hurting himself and crouched down so he could get a good look at Jigglypuff.
"So I see that you have some bullies here huh?" He spoke to her.
"Jiggly!" She said nodding.
"Well I got this gift for you young lady so you won't be defenseless and be strong," he said and gave her a green headband. Jigglypuff looked at it with such happiness.
She thought, 'Yes, something that won't leave me defenseless and make me strong!'
"Now I have to get moving but promise me this that you'll use this item not only to defend yourself, but others who need you're help," he said. Jigglypuff nodded enthusiastically so much she did not notice the ninja leave.
'GREAT! Now I have something that'll protect me from those oversized, pea brain, ego-maniac bullies.' As she thought this she did one of her special attacks the rollout and she went all over the place passing Ness, Nana, Popo, and Young Link, scaring Fox and Falco thinking it was some sort of assassination attempt until they saw the pink blur recognizing it instantly as Jigglypuff and everyone else did as well.
"What's gotten into Jigglypuff?" Asked Link. As they watch the pink blur pass by them.
"I don't know," responded Roy. "But whatever it is it's probably something that made her happy."
Finally Jigglypuff stopped and rested to look at her prized possession, next to Marth's autographed picture of course and other cute guys pictures. Thinking about it made her get out her wallet and look at them of course. But she then put it away and looked at the green headband and analyzed it.
'Hey maybe it's a whip!' Piped the pink puffball. She then tried using it as a whip but it failed to show how it could help her. She sat down and began to think what it could be then.
'Or maybe it's a... a... or what the heck am I thinking it's nothing but a headband,' she thought as she plopped down to the ground sad at believing the old man's words. She then began to remember him so that the next time she saw him she could then beat him up. She remembered his black ninja outfit, his old wrinkled face and a red headband-
'...around his forehead! Of course! So all I have to do is put it around my forehead!' She then did that and looked around.
'Now... how to test this?' She thought and looked at a big, black, strong, solid rectangular marble that was five feet higher than Jigglypuff and a width that was three feet. As she looked at it Captain Falcon was standing one hill away under a oak tree drinking beer away from the stadium.
He was on his sixth drink when he noticed Jigglypuff, with a green headband around her forehead, looked as she was about to punch the black marble which not even the strongest of Smasher could crack. Well maybe the Hands but it was only a teeny tiny crack. He decided to watch and saw her impact her hand and the black sleek marble and got the surprise of his life!
Back to Jigglypuff
Jigglypuff looked at the marble carefully. 'I know that I would never be able to break this...' She thought.'...but with this baby on, I might make an exception.' She closed her eyes and gathered her energy into her tiny paw/fist. With one powerful swoop, the pink puffball smash the rubble into nothing but tiny pieces.
Looking pleased with herself, Jigglypuff left the scene and off to find some certain someone's. Meanwhile, Captain Falcon had his jaw wide open. He looked at his beer and threw it away.
"I'm never going to drink this again." He muttered as he fell on the ground in a dead faint.
Jigglypuff walked around the stadium looking for her main objective. She soon stopped to see both those bullies, Bowser and Ganondorf, picking on Young Link and Ness. Both wanted their lunch money. 'Not if I can help it!' She thought as she approached the two evil men. The rosy Pokemon gave a slight cough to get the attention of the crooks.
"Give us your lunch money." Bowser demanded as he gave a snarl and shown his long, sharp teeth.
"Never! You gisudyr hydikidu sofk!" Shouted the young blonde elf.
"What did he say?"
"He said..." The Gerudo King had began."...you stupid, fat, pompous, turtle turd."
"Why that little..."
"Ahem" Let out Jigglypuff as she placed her hands on her waist :if she has one.
"Huh? Oh, why it's Pigglysnuff coming to make our day again." Bowser had mocked.
"Ha ha ha ha!" Laughed Ganondorf. "What's the matter, Pigglysnuff? Giving up and surrendering to us? Making our swirlies easier?"
"Think again, Ganondork and Buttser!" Yelled Jigglypuff as she puts up her fist in a fighting stance.
"Huh?" They both said in unison. "Did...you...just...hear...that...?"
"Holy Cheri Berries! This thing must have enhanced me to talk human. Well, at least now, no worries about Mar...I mean, you guys!"
"Wha?"
"Jigglypuff Pound Attack!"
A powerful aurora had surrounded Jigglypuff, causing the sky to darken and a blue light emit from her. Electric currents had appeared into her tiny paws/fists. 'Eat your heart out, Pikachu.' Thought the pink balloon Pokemon as she punched both kings and sent them flying into the skies and turn them into stars. Ness and Young Link couldn't believe it.
"Wow!" Shouted the blonde elf as he ran towards the pink Pokemon and hugged her. "That was so cool!"
"Really?" She asked with her sparkling emerald colored eyes.
"Yes! That was amazing." Ness had added as he gave her a thumbs up.
'All right!' Shouted the inner Jigglypuff. 'Way to go and kick some a...butt! Heh heh heh! I have taught those two a lesson, but...it would have been better if I gave them a swirley...who cares! As long as I can fight like this and talk, I will become the Smash Champion...and win the love of Marth-kun, the cutest man to ever grace this planet's features.'
"What's wrong with Jigglypuff?" Asked the Hylian as he walked away with Ness.
"She must be conserving all her energy for the next fight scene." Replied the raven haired boy. "Just look at that rage! It's making her all red!"
Suddenly out of nowhere, Marth, Link, and Roy were all gathering together in the common room where a big TV. had been placed. All three men where lazing on the couch and comfort chairs as they watch an action movie. Roy left in the middle of it to go to the bathroom and Link was hungry, so he left to make some popcorn, leaving Marth all alone with the hidden puffball.
'Oh my God!' She thought ecstatically. 'Marth is all alone...with me! And now, since with this headband, I can speak human! Finally, I will be able to confess my feelings for him.'
Daydream
The area was sunny with many cute pink and yellow flowers. Link and Sheik are in the background playing the ocarina and harp. Jigglypuff walks up the a figure in the middle of the field. The pink puffball was wearing a lovely red flower in her hair/fur along with a pretty red dress.
"Marth?" She had asked with a sparkle in her emerald eyes.
"Ah, Jigglypuff. How are you doing, milady?" Asked Marth who was wearing a shiny white suit with blue and silver linings and silver armor.
"I have baked some cookies and came to tell you my eternal love for you."
"Cookies...and your love? Oh, Jigglypuff, you are the best."
At that moment, a figure in the back was slowly coming down, but had gotten stuck in the air. The rope supporting the boy was stuck half-way. It was Roy and he was wearing nothing but a white kilt and with angel wings. He started to mumble cuss words in Japanese as he pulled on the rope. With one last tug, he fell on the ground. Wiping the dust away from him, he took out a bow and a heart shape arrow.
"I need a better job." The red-head spoke as he let go of the arrow and hit the Altean prince in the butt.
Upon the impact, a glowing bubble had surrounded Marth's head with many cute lights around him. "My, I never noticed how perfectly pink and round you are." He spoke.
"Marth..." Let out Jigglypuff as she closed her emerald eyes.
"...FIRE!" Came a loud voice from behind her.
"Huh?" That sound had awaken her from the daydream.
"FIRE! Help, my tunic's burning!" Shouted Link as he jumped up to the sink and trying to get away from the microwave.
"Link!" Yelled out Marth as he arrived to help the elf.
Upon the prince's dash towards the kitchen, he knocked over Jigglypuff causing the headband to fall off. When she had regain conscious, the pink Pokemon made it to the kitchen, which by that time, had the fire extinguished. Peach and Zelda came to comfort Link and scold at him at the same time.
Roy got the popcorn, which by a miracle were still good intact, and went to the couch. Marth then was standing there a bit distant from the girls.
'Now's my chance!' Thought Jigglypuff. "Ahem! Marth...I love you! Please don't reject me. I have loved you ever since I've met you, and I wanted to say this..."
"See what you did!" Marth barked at Link. "You got her in a panic!"
"Me! She was staring at you when she started to blab!" Link had growled.
"You want to say that to my face again!"
"You..."
Both of the swordsmen had glared at each other, creating an imaginary fire around them. Link was still on the counter, squatting over with his sapphire eyes at the cyan prince. Marth icy glare had locked onto Link's blueberries. Roy had finished the popcorn and wanted some more.
"Hey you guys!" He shouted as he walked to the counter where Link was squatting. "Where's the popcorn bags?"
With a slight push, Roy had managed to push the elf over. The red-head youth looked to see a shocking vision. Link's lips were now over Marth's. Both looked disgusted and had pushed away from each other. Peach and Zelda had a giggling fit as Jigglypuff's eyes went wide.
'That was uncalled for!' She thought as she felt her head. 'Oh, my headband is gone! Here it is! Okay, now to talk to ...where's Marth? He's gone! NO!'
Yosh! We're done for today on this chapter! I hope you enjoyed this chapter as much as we had fun with it! This is Mewlon, signing out! See ya next time!
… She signed out before me ah well I guess I should be saying this. Please Review! This is Jun signing out before I am hit with a mysterious goop. LOL
