Disclaimer- I do not Harry Potter or Ranma ½ in fact I'm not getting paid for this at all. Though I kinda wish I was, but meh it's fun so I don't care really. Also thank you for the compliments on the story especially since so far it is un-betaed if you want to beta a story of mine just give me an e-mail.

Ryoga: Can I go now?

Me: Why?

Ryoga: The story is starting I need to be in there.

Me: sighs fine, but don't worry I will be nice to you okay

Ryoga: Does that mean your kidnapping me again?

Me: Nope I'm kidnapping Genma next and lets start the story.

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Harry felt a wave of relief rush over him. It wasn't some weird spell that had been cast on the Dursleys or some horrible plot by Voldemort it was all perfectly normal. It was the simple explanation of Social Services was coming to visit them after many complaints from the neighbors.

"So Harry do they treat you well? Do you feel safe here?" The eager social service officer looked over her clipboard at Harry.

"Could you define 'safe' please." Harry couldn't help, but smile in the way the Dursleys reacted when a person actually showed up not a week after Harry's birthday. 1

This is wrong I know it is wrong. Then why does it feel so good? It's just a little pay back for the times they have locked me in something.

Harry repeatedly assured himself it was nothing more than that. Although he felt that some where deep inside him he wanted the Dursleys to suffer for all the pain he had gone through because of them. The only thing keeping him at bay was the thought of what would Sirius think if he did that?

"Well do you feel that you can trust the Dursleys? Are you happy with what has happened to you this summer or any summer? It says here you attend a boarding school, but we checked with Saint Brutus and you aren't registered there 2." A concerned look crossed the young woman's face when she tried to get a better look at Harry. For she saw that he was extremely skinny, the clothes he was wearing were clearly inadequate probably hand me downs from that son who clearly wasn't under fed. Also at the mention of the school not knowing about him she clearly saw the boy twitch.

"What? I'm not in their records? Then did they lose my file?" Harry tried desperately to put on a concerned face although he didn't see why wouldn't a normal boy be excited about that? He quickly changed the expression to joy.

"Umm.." The woman quickly flipped through her file and found something that she was nearly positive wasn't there a second ago. "Wait actually I must have been thinking of someone else here is your file right here." Quickly she passed it over to Harry who she noticed was pale. "What's the matter?"

"Oh, nothing I just had never seen my file before." Harry eagerly searched through it finding one single clue to where it came from. One of the signatures was extremely loopy and very familiar.

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Akane had just gone through the second aspirin bottle that week first it was trying to keep Ryoga from wandering off alone, then the constant attempts of Mousse to find Shampoo without his glasses, and then the constant fights over Ranma! She was overjoyed when it came to stepping on that plane, though it took longer than usual because Mousse with all of his secret weapons kept setting off security devices.

"Mousse next time please leave those behind or put them in your luggage." Akane irritably whispered to the cowering hidden weapons expert under both her and Shampoo's glares.

"I'm sorry my beautiful Shampoo! Please forgive me."

"You make us late for plane barely got on in time thanks to you and stupid weapons. That why Shampoo like Ranma he no need weapons!"

"That's right our Ranma can take anyone on bare handed." Ukyo joined in the degradation of Mousse further.

"Leave Mousse alone he chose to be a hidden weapons expert and he has his own style you should respect that." Ryoga jumped to Mousse's defense when he realized no one else would.

"Your right Ryoga that was insensitive so... I'm sorry Mousse" Akane looked down at the floor of the airplane.

"Hey pop that was my onigiri you just ate!" Ranma whined while she watched Genma eat her last rice ball.

"Oh you poor girl let me get you some more right away." A steward 3 smiled at the young girl form Ranma and walked to the back of the plane.

"Worked like a charm thanks pops." Ranma gave the thumbs up to her accomplice.

"Any time my boy anytime." Genma smiled back as they ignored the complaints from the others.

"You should be angry with Ranma!" Ryoga pointed accusingly at Ranma who had just received extra rice balls.

"Ranma! What are you doing?!" Akane marched over to the girl and her father now sharing the ill gotten goods.

"Mrph?" came the strangled reply.

"Why are you stealing food?"

"Fm pee p wha omplaining 4.

"Excuse me, but the plane has landed please leave now." A stewardess told them and with a little help from security showed them to the front of the airport by the curb.

"The westerners are so rude!" Ukyo muttered as they tried to hail a cab.

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"So you are the one who made the fake file for me!" Harry gawked at his headmaster who was carefully sipping tea.

"Yes Harry you assumed correctly about that. I will also do one more thing for you."

"What is that? You already got me this nice room?"

"Introduce you to your bodyguards Harry." The old man clapped his hands and Tom lead seven people into Harry's room at the leaky caldron.

"How can a panda guard anything sir?"

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A/n-

1. See I'm not a cruel author I have explained the whole mystery of the Dursleys temporary insanity all will eventually be revealed.

2. The chances of the school they mentioned being real very high and the chances of Social Security looking into that school even higher.

3. You know like the male version of the stewardess.

4. Remember Ranma is currently eating so she doesn't make much sense what I wanted her to sat was.

"It's free so what are you complaining about?"