Disclaimer- I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters or Ranma ½ characters. I just own this fic and I don't get any money from it neither...are you happy lawyer people!
Me: Now that's out of the way I have a request
Ranma: What?
Me: Can you –whispers something in Ranma's ear-
Ranma: What!?
Me: I could type you up the cure. So pretty please?
Ranma: Do I have to?
Me: YES!!! –looks at watch- wait ran out of time, but next time I am talking too...hmmm...Happy and let's get this show on the road. Also people remember
"...." English
/...../ Japanese
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"Since your so cute you can have them for free." The young wizard behind the counter blushed at what he was saying to this complete stranger.
"Geee wiz mister that's really nice of you." The young red head replied with puppy dog eyes and a syrupy tone.
"No problem I'm the manager at this shift so no one will know."
"Wow thanks!"
"Ranko let's go!" A blue haired girl appeared behind the red head grabbing her bags and dragging her away.
"I can't believe you did that....again Ranma!" Akane yelled at the girl in front of her.
"It's not my fault that these people can't resist a cute chick like me." Ranma struck a pose for the group causing them to face fault. In seconds though Akane had gotten her hammer 1 and was chasing Ranma around Diagon Alley.
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How can these people possibly guard me? I mean they can't even get along with each other! Well actually it's kinda nice because all this time I haven't thought about Sirius...until now.
Harry's face fell a little at the thought of his dead uncle until he saw Ranma sailing across the room. That always pushed any rational thought from his head so he could concentrate on breathing while buckling over with laughter.
"Hey stop trying to make Harry laugh by hitting me with that hammer!" Ranma screamed now back in guy form.
"I'm doing no such thing!" Akane though was visibly blushing as she picked up the hammer for another game of whack-o-Ranma.
"Violent chick quit trying to hurt my husband!" Came Shampoo's voice as she swiftly snatched the hammer away from Akane.
"Give it back right now!"
"No thank you I think you might cause permanent damage to him if I let you play with him any longer."
"I think I'm going to go look around." Ranma muttered stealthily sneaking out the door.
"So Mr. Saotome how do you plane on teaching us this year will it mainly be book work?" Harry turned and asked the giant panda sipping tea casually next to Ryoga and Mousse. Suddenly the panda held up a sign and gave it to Harry.
/Probably book work is always good./
"What does this say?"
A/N- yeah I know this wasn't the update you were hoping for and I promise you that they will be on the train by next update. Also remember that Shampoo has lost her cute little or major speech impediment.
1. You know where she gets the hammer? Hammer space okay hammer space.
Also this is an alternate pairing fic so get your votes in becuase this author is in denial on the actual pairings.
