Disclaimer- I don't own Harry Potter or Ranma ½ I currently own right now –digs through pocket- a baggy, a gum wrapper, and a bowl with the left over oatmeal I just ate.
Me: So Happy what did you think of my disclaimer?
Happy: Very nice, but your going to keep your end of the bargain right?
Me: Of course tell me something about your self.
Happy: You know most of it I have a question why aren't I in this fic with all the pretty girlies?
Me: You will be later
Happy: I better be or you shall pay!
Me: and here is your payment –hands an envelope to Happy- On with the fic.
P.S- These are the current pairings that people voted on (because you all were being evil they were people I knew voting on them.)
Harry x Akane- 7
Shampoo x Mousse- 7
Mousse x Hermione- 5
Ranma x Shampoo- 6
Ukyo x Draco- 7
Ryoga x Ginny- 3
Ryoga x Mousse- 1
Shampoo x Draco- 3
Start voting people and suggestions are always welcome, but Dee I don't think that I can manage a Harry x Fluffy (three headed dog in book one) x Ranma I'm sorry, but the dream is all good.
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Harry's face sunk when he read the letter Hermione had sent him. He decided he must have misinterpreted it so he was going to read it again.
Okay maybe if I go through this one more time the words will be different. I mean it's probably some horrible joke my eyes are playing on me right?
Unfortunately for Harry there was no joke and the words didn't change it still read the same thing.
Dear Harry,
I'm sorry to say this, but Ron can no longer be your friend or even speak to you. He wanted me to tell you why so you wouldn't get to mad at us. It's because of Fudge he is threatening to fire Ron's dad if he doesn't stop being friends with you. It's all because he thinks your going to be the next dark lord. We will find away around this I could be the go between girl so that you two could still write notes to each other. Write me back please and maybe include something for Ron.
Hermione
"Is the letter really that bad?" A voice came from behind him suddenly.
"What do you mean?" Turning around Harry saw Akane standing in the doorway.
"Well you just seem upset that's all." Akane pointed to Harry's hand where the letter was crumpled in his fist.
How would you feel if you just lost your best friend? You wouldn't understand me nothing this bad has ever happened to you! 1
Harry gave a big sigh and let the letter fall to the floor.
"No it's nothing just getting anxious to get back to school."
"Sure of course you are." Akane glanced at the letter. "Just know this you can talk to us. Even that jerk Ranma can be helpful with these things." With one final glance Akane slipped back into the hallway and headed left.
"Thank Akane." Harry mumbled picking up his letter and tossing into the fireplace and slumped into his chair to watch the embers.
Why does everything bad have to happen to me?
Little did Harry know his little world was going to get a whole lot worse.
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/Ranma Shampoo help pack?/ 2 Shampoo cooed from Ranma's bed as she watched him throw his things into a trunk.
/Yeah that'd be great Shampoo!/ Ranma grinned at Shampoo causing her to swoon.
If my old man has taught me anything it's to get other people to do the work for you.
/Hiya! Shampoo won't let man down./ Shampoo jumped off the bed and began re-packing Ranma's possessions neater.
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After several packing misadventures 3 our 'heroes' finally managed to arrive at the platform 9 ¾ for their train trip to Hogwarts.
"Wow." Ukyo gasped in awe.
"We just walked through a wall and it didn't even break! It's still solid!" Mousse muttered inspecting his glasses to make sure they were still good.
"In all my travels I have never heard of people doing that who weren't already dead." Ryoga added in.
"Well wizards usually try to keep to themselves." Harry butted in dragging his trunk behind him.
"We should go find a vacant compartment." Ranma stated grabbing his trunk and with ease tossing it over his shoulder like one would with a backpack 4. He then jogged towards the train receiving some very interesting looks.
"The ones near the back are usually free." The group quickly followed Ranma so they wouldn't loose him.
Is Ranma really that strong? I can barely lift my truck and he had to pack enough to get from Japan to Hogwarts and back!
After a few minutes of looking through the compartments they finally found one to their liking and sat down.
"So what exactly is your job?" Harry finally asked. Just wanting to know what Dumbledore had told them.
"My old man was the one who tool the job ask him." Ranma jabbed his thumb at the panda currently sipping tea.
"But Ranma I can't read Japanese." Harry was quickly becoming upset at his compartment mates. For to him it seemed they expected him to know everything.
"Oh yeah, I keep forgetting because of the stupid translators sorry. Well all we know is that while pop is teaching we guard ya."
"From what exactly are you supposed to guard me from?"
"Everything and everyone." Ranma yawned and promptly fell asleep ending the conversation.
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"Master, you seem tense. Is something wrong?" Wormtail whispered as he approached his dark lord. After waiting a few minutes he received no reply from his master. Soon he was close enough to touch the chair hesitantly he spun it around and what he saw caused him to release a scream into the night.
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"Sooo..." Harry started looking around the carriage at Shampoo, Akane, and Ukyo.
"So what Aryan?" Shampoo looked away from the window to give Harry a you-are-worse-than-toe-jam glare.
"I...uhh... wanted to know where Ranma and Professor Saotome were." Harry muttered wishing he could melt into the seat under the Amazons glare.
"They said they were going to scout the castle for weaknesses."
"Oh...well..."
"Don't worry your little head about it they will be back to be sorted." Ukyo giggled at Harry who was one of the few people who quaked under Shampoo's glares.
"What do you mean they will be sorted?"
"Don't raise your voice to us Aryan!" Shampoo snapped on poor Harry.
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"Pop you see what I see?" Ranma let out a whistle while checking the roof. The panda nodded back at her with regret.
"This place is just begin to be attacked ain't it?" Again the panda nodded it was rare when these two agreed, but when they did it always meant trouble.
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The Great Hall was once again packed with students arriving to further their magical education. The sorting ceremony had just ended and the new arrivals currently were receiving advice, threats, and random punishments as Dumbledore rose.
"Welcome to Hogwarts or for most of you Welcome back." The old man smiled at the bright young faces quickly scanning them for trouble.
"I must add that Mr. Filch has added new items to the unacceptable items list if you wish to view it you will find hanging on his office door. I must stress this year that the Forbidden Forest is called Forbidden for a reason please refrain from going in there those people know who they are." Dumbledore gave Harry, Ron, and Hermione a sharp look.
"Now before the meal we have one more sorting to do." The hall burst into individual conversations until Dumbledore cleared his throat.
"They are foreign students how we persuaded to join us as a cultural exchange program they can speak English only with the help of a translator so please be patient with them. Minerva please escort them in." Professor McGonagall nodded and went to the door who returned with 6 people and a panda in tow.
"Oh let me not forget to introduce our new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Genma Saotome." The panda the bowed to the school causing many more outburst asking if this was some sort of joke.
"No this is not a joke and if any of you do not under stand him please find one of the exchange students so they can tell you preferably Ranma his.."
"Hey I'm not my old mans keeper! If I was I would have sold him to that zoo when they offered!" The red headed girl screamed at Dumbledore causing most people including the staff to gasp. Suddenly the girl was hit on the head with a sign by the panda and they proceeded to fight.
A/N: Hmm... I think the Harry Potter characters like messing with my head, but I shall get my revenge on them yes I shall thank you Dee for the inspiration.
1. Harry is being quite confident that the world is centered around him ne? Well Akane has had these troubles and please refer to the manga or anime for what they are.
2. Okay it would make sense that they wouldn't wear the translators all the time. Also no they aren't doing anything mind out of gutters people.
3. the packing misadventures yes....I don't want to type them right now if you want to read them request them in the reviews.
4. Well at least a backpack if you didn't go to my school.
