Disclaimer- I do not own Harry Potter or else Harry and Draco would be kissing in some of the movies. I do not own Ranma ½ or some people would be dead. Ta da a disclaimer made simple I do own the story plot people that is one of the things I do own!
Me: Yes today we have my co-author kitty
Kitty: About time you introduced me!
Me: Don't be rude kitty
Kitty: Fine we agree what's happening right?
Me: Yes…, but should we announce you know what?
Kitty: Yes we should
Me: Alright if you want previews of upcoming chapters comments and etc. go to my fanfic LJ Asunakitty.
Kitty: Now start typing.
Me: Yeah, yeah and just for the people who requested it I will type one chapter where Shampoo can't talk in complete setences even though my computer will throw a fit.
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"Ranma if you would please refrain from interrupting me next time." Dumbledore gave Ranma a harsh glare very unusual for him, but Ranma didn't falter.
"No! If you are gonna make some statements about me I should be able ta tell you what I think!" Everyone in the hall at this point had an opinion about Ranma by now. Which was either she was the stupidest or bravest girl ever to grace Hogwarts halls. As this argument continued there was another conversation going on inside the student body.
"That red head, Ranma wasn't that her name, has real guts taking on the old man like that." Pansy whispered into Draco's ear.
"Yeah we could probably use that on our side." Draco sneered watching the two argue intently.
"What do you think of the others?"
"Well having a panda teach us defense is ridiculous, the one with the bandana looks strong, the brunette looks a little off I can't put my finger on it though ,and the one with the huge glasses reminds me of Granger."
"Yeah the girl with the bowl cut looks really butch and the one with the purple hair is probably just eye candy."
"Why don't we continue with the sorting shall we?" Dumbledore finally announced after his hands began to shake.
"When I call your name please step forward and put on the sorting hat." Professor McGonagall announced looking nervously at Dumbledore.
"Hibiki, Ryoga!" She shouted and Ryoga nervously went forward blinking in surprise when he actually arrived at the hat.
"Good going Ryoga you made it!" Ranma let a shout of glee for Ryoga who glared at her in response and jammed on the hat.
I see why you mad getting lost so easily it must be hard on you. Ryoga heard a voice through out his head.
Who are you how do you know that about me?! Ryoga called out indignantly to the voice.
It's my job to know these things don't worry about it you are going to meet some new friends and Dumbledore took care of your problem for now.
What do you mean that old man took care of my problem? Ryoga never got an answer because at that moment a shout was heard.
"Gryffindor!" A loud cheer went up from a table mainly contributed by Harry and his friends who were eager to spend some time with the new students. Ryoga quickly shuffled over to the table never before hearing people cheer for him so.
"Kounji, Ukyo!" Draco watched as the 'guy' with the giant spatula strapped to 'his' back stepped forward.
The nerve of these people! Coming into this school from some foreign place and not even showing up in their uniforms.
Draco was right for none of them were wearing their uniform in fact Ukyo was wearing her old boy's uniform from Furinkan high school.
Interesting very interesting so you hide your femininity from everyone and blame it on the incident that the man you now love caused. A voice echoed in Ukyo's head when she slipped on the raggedy old hat.
Who are you?! Are you trying to separate me and Ran-chan? Immediately all of Ukyo's defenses went up while she began to search for any enemies.
Don't worry, but my, oh my you are an interesting person all of these plans to get one man? You must really care for him. I guess Hogwarts will put that to the test eh?
What are you talking about?! Ukyo began to get angry at her unseen foe and her battle ki began to rise.
"Slytherin!" The hat shouted out and few cheers went up from the far table, which were mainly girls thinking they just got a hot guy. Ukyo eagerly took off the hat and stormed off to her new table.
"Muu-Muu, Mousse!" Hermione separated herself from the conversation about Ryoga with Ron to check out the next person.
He seems rather intelligent, but so did Harry. I just hope he is smart I need someone intelligent to talk with.
Mousse adjusted his glasses and then cautiously slid the hat on.
Hello Mousse, anything you want to say before you are sorted? The hat whispered in his ear.
Are you trying to separate me and my darling Shampoo? I bet you and that fiend Ranma have teamed up together.
What is it with you people and trying to kill each other?!
"Gryffindor!" Hermione clapped the loudest with high hopes for a intellectual person. As Mousse began walking over the next name was shouted.
"Satome…Sotame?...umm…Ranma!"
"It's Sa-oh-tome! How hard is that?" Ranma stomped forward and grabbed the hat while the stunned students looked on.
My, oh my aren't we angry, but I guess sorting you will be easier than the rest.
What ya talking bout and why can't I see ya?
It's all in good fun my boy now go and meet your house mates.
"Gryffindor!" The look on the remaining twos face couldn't be any less worried about what just had went on.
"Tendo, Akane!" Akane still troubled at Ranma's placement walked slowly towards the hat. After looking over at Ranma who was busy ignoring the many attempts of flattery towards her, Akane slid on the hat.
You seem one of the most sane people of your group do you know that? Then again you really aren't are you?
What did you just say about me?!
Nothing, nothing why don't you go into Gryffindor since your so worried about Ranma.
"Gryffindor!"
"This thing is fixed!" Ranma yelled out at the top of her lungs.
"I beg your pardon miss?" Dumbledore let out a heavy sigh as he looked over at Ranma.
"You heard me your all trying to kill me!"
"What do you mean?"
"Simple putting me in this house with Ryoga, Mousse, and now that tomboy they're going to try and kill me!"
"I assure you Ranma that all this was simply coincidence."
"Yeah right I bet it was all that un-cute tomboys fault…" Right then Akane hit Ranma over the head with her hammer.
"What did you say Ranma?!"
"Please settle down." Dumbledore exclaimed frightening many of the students.
"Xiong, Shampoo!" Shampoo rushed towards the hat and shoved it on her head quickly.
Well an Amazon we have yet to be graced with someone from your tribe it is a pleasure.
You will put me with my husband NOW!!! Shampoo demanded for she had figured out, unlike everyone else that this hat determined where everyone went.
I don't think that Gryffindor would be the best place for you, but don't fret I know where you should go.
"Slytherin!"
A/N: Yes the next chapter weeee aren't we having fun well yes I finally got them sorted and all opinions will be considered.
