Diclaimer- wheee…I don't own it yeah…


"That was hilarious!" Harry jumped up and down in front of Ranma acting much like a little kid.

"Yeah, it was kinda funny how Shampoo practically mauled the sorting hat." Ranma chuckled looking back on the moment.

Ranma flashback----

"What did you say?" Shampoo hissed at the object on her head.

"I said Slytherin my dear." The hat calmly replied waiting to be taken off the girl's head.

"You will put me with my darling Ranma right NOW!" Shampoo's battle aura was becoming apparent to all of the NWC -1-. The other thing that became apparent to the other students was that Shampoo had a thing for Ranma.

"So does that make this "Shampoo" a lesbian?" Pansy whispered to Draco.

"That would be useful because we would only have to convert one of them to get them all." Draco smirked making the girls in his general area melt in their uniforms.

"I'm sorry, but I have made my decision and it is final Miss Xiong."

"I don't care you will put me with my husband." Everyone in the Great Hall was paying attention now with only two people to stare at. The first was Shampoo who was having a hissy fit on the sorting stool and then there was the clearly female Ranma being called a "husband".

"Ranma do something." Akane quickly hissed grabbing Ranma by the neck of her shirt.

"What do you want me to do?" Ranma looked down nervously at the extremely pissed off Akane.

"Make her go to her house!"

"Ummm...I...uhh...Shampoo?" Ranma nervously called out looking over to the steamed Amazon.

"Yes husband?" Shampoo eagerly looked over to Ranma with noting, but pure love in her eyes.

"Could ya go to your house please?" Ranma for once looked the complete picture of subservience.

"Why would I do that husband it is my job to protect you?"

"I...uh...will visit you if you just go okay?"

"Of course husband."

End of Flashback---


A/N – Okay it's been awhile since I updated I must admit, but everything that has happened since then has really taken it's toll on me and I went to Florida and recuperated so I will try and update more. Also sorry bout the whole short chapter and everything it's just I'm depressed and it doesn't help my writing.

Shad3ofFear – I don't know

GorunNova- Actually I find the DBZ anime entertaining, but I know what you mean I tried reading some DBZ fics and well let's say they weren't the best.

Unknown – I will take that into consideration and thanks

Nunofyorbiz – because if I didn't put them their well they would all end up in Gryffindor and I wanted people to at least be in two different houses.

Serenader – yep okay now

And that's all the review replies for now.

1. I have heard of the being referred to as the Nermia Wrecking Crew or NWC.