Hey people this is my first fic... so i have no idea what to write... from here i'm gonna type how i want lol ... dun argue about ma spelling :P
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto in any way :D err.. on wif da story now... hehe... sweatdrops dis might be hard
Naruto Truth Or Dare...
It was a normal day everyone was bored... chouji was eatching bbq (no surprises there)
sasuke was practicing his fire jutsus...naruto was eating ramen.. (wow..) and so on.
then after naruto finished ramen.. he decided to play truth or dare...so he gathered up all the teams in konoha...
Naruto: oy ... i just finished my 22nd bowl of ramen !
Sakura: we dun give a damn u ... idiot..! smacks naruto on the head
Naruto: ouch...! hmmm hey guys wanna play Truth or Dare?... (silence)
Sasuke: (walks to naruto) ... hmmm why not since i'm already the number 1 genious and theres absolutely nothing to do...
Lee: YOSH I'LL SHOW U THE BRAVE KONOHAS BEAUTIFUL GREEN BEAST!
(everyone ...rite..)
all the teams then gathered up and sat down... (game begins)
Naruto: hmmmm Sasuke truth or dare
Sasuke: i haf nufing to hide .,... Dare...
Neji comes up to naruto and whispers sumthing in narutos ears... narutos giggled soo bad he fell off hes chair when he heard..! Everyone looks at naruto...
Naruto: Sasuke-teme i dare u to strip realli slowly and then dance around sakura ...
Sakura: OH THANK U NARUTO!
all girls stares!
Sasuke: (gulp) then slowly strips his clothes.. off... (no more details but i wanna keep going LOL) dances around sakura and then he quickly sped off running with all his clothes off
after sasuke came back his cheeks was 100 red..!
Sasuke: hmmmmm Ino truth or dare...
Ino: err... tru-
Sasuke: Glare Of Death
Ino: fine i pick dare sobs a bit
Sasuke: I dare u to not chase after me and give up on me for the rest of ur life.
Inner Sasuke: hmmm guess this turned out alrite...
Ino: awwwww! any alternatives? ...
Sasuke: In ur dre-
but before he could finish the forehead girl interrupted
Sakura: sorry sasuke but... ino either wot dreamy (sasuke glares at sakura) err... either sasuke's dare or u will haf to lose ur virganity rite now to fats-
Shikamaru: sakura... dats a forbidden word... sigh how troublesome... (looks at clouds)
Sakura: err.. or lose ur virganity rite now rite here to chouji here...
Sasuke: err. yeh...
Ino: OMG OMG OMG ... can i fink about it...
Chouji immediately got ate a lotta cheaps because of his nervousness... (wot am i saying/. lol)
for the people who wanted to see the err ummm ino and chouji ... sorry but if my friend saw dis dey'll kill me hehee...
Ino: damn.. u... sasuke... meh i like sumone else neway...
Ino: (agen) ok Ten ten truth or dare...
Ten Ten: hmmmm truth
Ino: is it true that ur room is full of hyuugas pictures and u kiss the picture before u sleep once per day...?
Hinata: n-nanni...?
Ino: err i mean neji...
Ten ten: (sweatdrops...a lot..) err ... yeh... blood red cheeks hmmmmmmm shino truth or dare... ..
Shino: huh wot r we doing here... i was too busy training wif ma cute buggies...
Sasuke: we're playing truth or dare...
Shino: oh... umm dare.. (bugs coming out getting to attack sumone if they dare him sumfing bad)
Ten Ten: (sweatdrops...) (gets out weapons) ok... i dare u to... bug spray ur bugs.
(SWEEATTTDDRROOOOPPPPSSS)
Shino: in ur dreams...
Neji and Sasuke: Activates Byukagen (how dya spell it!) And Mangekyou Sharingan! (lol)
Shino: but thats da only way i can fight...! gimme any alternative...!
Neji And Sasuke: deactivates ...
Ten Ten: hmmmm ok... french kiss hinata...
Hinata: ... (blushes) (inner: oh great..i haf to kiss the b-bu-g-gg... dude...)
Shino: blushes... French kisses hinata
Shino: Rock lee truth or dare
Lee: Dare.. I will show all of u my Taijutsu bravery... (cough Cough)
Dead Silence
More Silence...
Shino: guys ne ideas..?
Neji: i'll take care of this... hehe...i dare u to...drink sum sake...
Gai: i will neva let my student do that ! lee i dare u to ...(smirks) walk around konoha...
Lee: YOsh soo easy
Gai: i hafen't finished young lad...
Lee: Yes Gai!
Gai: walk around konoha with 1 hand upside down... 50 times...
Lee: Yosh Dis will be an unbelievable hard task but if i fail i will practice my taijutsu non stop until i can beat neji..
Neji: which will be neva...
Lee: runs around konoha 1 handed upside down..
Naruto: Yay no more fuzzy eyebrowz!
Kakashi: hmmmm i'll take ova lee... Gai truth of dare... :)
Gai: I will always pick dare...(sorry fokes i like making people pick dare its more fun..)
Kakashi: i dare u to bow down and say i am stronger than u... (smirks)
Gai: dammit... Bows down.. U R BETTA DAN ME...
The sand team arrives..
Followed by the sound orochimaru and his guards...
Finally Ero Sennin and Tsunade baa chan arrives...
(just to pump it up)
oh and Konohomarus gang came too
Naruto: hey konohamaru.. dis is only for peoiple above ages like urs...
Konohamaru: okkk :( (sad face) walks away wif his gang
Orochimaru: i'll start ... hey Neji-kun... truth or dare
Neji: gulp dare
Orochimaru: i dare u to stand in a rubbish bin and sing a song to ten ten while doing sum actions to the song
Neji: meh i luv her neway... everyone stares... sings wif actions
neji: dam dat was embarassing ok hmm ino truth or dare
Ino: Dare...
Neji: Pole dance around sasuke
Sasuke: Mangekyou Sharingan..!
Ino: Starts pole dancing aroudn sasuke while sakura is filled wif jealously
Ino: Jiraiya truth or dare!
Jiraiya: Truth My sweet body angel face...
Ino: rite... hmmm truth eh... how many girls haf u peeped...
Naruto: Everyone has finally noticed the true nature of Ero-Sennin
Jiraiya: RASENGAN
Jiraiya: on my count i think its 840 782 girls i've peeped... and 27 of dem were naked..
(drools)
Jiraiya: Naruto truth or dare..!
Naruto: Dare...
Jiraiya: WOAH JACKPOT! i dare u to do Harem No Jutsu and hold it for 20 seconds and make the go away asap!
Naruto: dam dats gonna waste a lotta chakra... Harem No Jutsu! all the boys faint except for Jiraiya since his staring unbelievably!...
Jiraiya: writes notes while drools uncontrolably (bleh) .!
All the naked girls were tehre surrounding the boys and the smoke was dissapearing the girls moaned on the boys which made dem faint once more.. and the all the girls surrounded jiraiya and hugged him and moaned more..exept for the real naruto of course... puff all the girls gone Jiraiya started to write a lot of notes and was still in the land of harems
dis is ma first fan fic watch out for ma upcoming ones!
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