Disclaimer: I Don't Own Naruto... Done...
So many flames :'( yeh english isn't my first language... and sorry for making it OOC ... i didn't know what i was writing because nobody gave me suggestions damn it! I got these 2 really perverted version but i'm never going to put it up unless i change this to M or MA ... sigh..I need more suggestions less flames but i'll try my best to change them... i made sakura bald... : I never noticed LOL sorry... ummm this fanfiction will continue in like this play thingy.. sorry... but next fanfics... i will change it i promise... .. P.s SUGGESTIONS ON TRUTH OR DARE...!
Starting time :)
Naruto: ...!
Inner Naruto: When did he start inventing techniques... Damn bastard... gone so strong...
Sasuke was left breathless on the ground after using his last bit of chakra...suddenly couple of organs started blowing... Tsunade then realised what happened and called up all the special medical ninjas...
Tsunade: SHIZUNE ! COME HERE!
Shizune helped Tsunade while the anbu team was gathering all the medical ninjas...all the ninjas sat down on the edge and then started performing hand seals and then stopped.
the ninjas was healing sasuke as much as possible...
All girls: Sasuke..-kun...
Tears was flowing down Sakuras face...
Shizune: Its done...!
Everyone was relieved... and then continued the game while sasuke was getting up...
Naruto: Sigh now Sasuke-Teme is out of the picture... lets play!
Sakura: ...W.o..t...d..i..d...y..o..u...s..a..y...!
Naruto: That your an angel .sweatdrop anyway... Hmmm... Kankuro ...Truth or Dare...?
Gaara gives Kankuro the glare of death while summoning his sand before Kankuro could say a word..
Kankuro: Tru- Err... Dare...(puts on sad face)
Naruto: ARhh... I forgot the dare! Help someone!
Lee: How about...Pole dance around his puppets...
Naruto: Yeh why not!
Kankuro got angry but blushed still...
Kankuro: Fine!
He took out the puppets...layed them down... and started pole dancing...
Naruto: OY EVERYONE LOOK HIS ZIPS ARE UN DONE!
Sasuke: ...Be..Qu.i..e.t...d..o..b.e...You...r...t..o..o...n..ois...y...
Sasuke said this with very little energy left...
Kankuro: Naruto .. Urasai.. ! Naruto truth or dare-
Sasuke finished the sentence for Kankuro
Sasuke: Dobe...
Naruto: Dare
Kankuro: I dare you to... ... jump off the cliff points to the highest cliff
Sakura forced herself a little giggle while Hinata gasped
Naruto: Any alternatives?
Sasuke got up and was recovered...
Sasuke: Sparr me... thats your alternative
Sakura: Sasuke-Kun..! you've only just recovered
Sasuke: Your annoying...
Naruto: Cher.. why not..
Naruto got up and so did sasuke... Sasuke activated curse 1... and the Sharingan
Inner Naruto: Gasp (bit of tears)... Hes serious...
Sasuke threw kunai's at Naruto in extremely quick speed... being in Sasuke team...Naruto knew what he was about to do...so he performed a quick hand seal..
Sasuke: Uchiha clan's speicalty (smirk) Electric wire tangle!
Naruto: Kawarimi No Jutsu!
Sasuke then pretended he tripped over.. but as he did this he performed a series of hand seals..
Sasuke: Kyuchiose No Jutsu! with his hand upside down...
Sasuke summoned Manda while Naruto cried...
Naruto: Kyuchiose No Jutsu! And summoned Gama Bunta!
This destroyed a big part of the town and all the people was screaming.. but Naruto and Sasuke couldn't hear since their fight was the only thing in their mind...
While there was still smoke left from the transformation ... Naruto whispered something in Gama Bunta's ears...
Naruto: Hey frog boss... its me... we are in a major fight ..give me some oil or we'll be dead meat..!
Gama Bunta spit some frog oil out while Naruto screamed
Dale: Katon Gamayu Endan! (Fire element, Frog oil fireball...)
Sasuke's POV
'Crap...' I murmered... as i tried to look over the smoke...
'HOLY CRAP FIRE!' Shouted Inner Sasuke
End of POV
Inner Sasuke: Crap... i can't dodge it...
Sasuke got burnt down but was still alive...when Naruto saw him... he was in a different form.
He was.. in Level 2...
Naruto: Crap...this has gotten hard...
Inner Naruto: Hey Kyuubi no Kitsune! give me some chakra oryou'll die.. and this time give me more ... because my friend here can kick us if you only give me a bit...! SO GIVE ME POWER!
Kyuubi: Ehh...You've got some guts kid... i like you... take care
And just like that naruto turned purple... yes purple... not red... purple... this was the full glowing power.. when Kyuubi lends Naruto his power...
Sasuke: What the... hes even faster than last time!
Naruto chased after Sasuke and then he shouted
Naruto: TAJUU KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!
Sasuke then shouted
Sasuke: Katon Hosenka No Jutsu!
Sasuke saw there was still Naruto's left so when he found the correct time...
Sasuke: KATON RYUUKA NO JUTSU!
Naruto: Crap... Damn..Guess I have no choice... Cher...
Naruto's clone went close to Naruto and gathered chakra onto his palm...
Naruto: RASENGAN! and then that cleared out the fire...
Suddenly Sasuke was behind him and had Chidori on his hand ... it was too late for naruto to create a Kage Bunshin and create another Rasengan!... He tried to gather it in one hand... but it was no use...
Inner Naruto: Dammit.. Fox... Help me out...
Kyuubi: No!
Inner Naruto: Oy Now! Damn Kyuubi !
Kyuubi: Fine.. just do Kawarimi
Inner Naruto: Oh Yeh! Thx Kyuubi...!
Kyuubi: Dobe..
Inner Kyuubi: Lolz..
Sasuke hit Naruto on the chest but it turned into a log... In the meantime...
Naruto: Kage Bunshin No Jutsu.. Rasengan...
Naruto was already behind Sasuke he gathered someKyuubi chakra and threw him against the wall...
Naruto: RASENGAN!
Naruto hit Sasuke continueously with Rasengan... Then he realised what he was doing.
He let go when Sasuke was 90percent dead...Lucky for Naruto... he wasn't too clumsy...well...it has been 4 years after the incident when Sasuke left...
Naruto performed quick hand seals... Sakura then rushed to Naruto to stop him from killing Sasuke...but Kakashi reconized the hand seals... He healed Sasuke to life...
Sasuke: Haha.. Dobe...you win...
Everyone was relieved ...
Suddenly...
Sasuke: AS IF! MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN... turns level 2 when naruto released fox chakra...
Naruto then screamed!
Sasuke: For the next 72 hours you will be hit by the Rasengan!
Inner Naruto: the pain! Cher... guess i have to use it... OUTTER FORCE NO JUTSU! (I don't know why... but this is getting more OOC i just want tocreate as much crapped up jutsus as possible :D)
Naruto then pretended he was still screaming then with all his might he summoned the Kyuubi's chakra and said RASENGAN (without shadow replication) !
Sasuke: Got hit again and Naruto had to heal him once more but not to full... this time... he had sasuke landed himself in the hospital...
Lee: ...Anyway...Truth or dare Hokage Sama...
Tsunade: Truth thanks..
Lee: How old are you !
Nobody here thats alive knew that she was old... Of course Orochimaru and Jiraiya knew.. but they are like so yesterday :P
Tsunade: 26 ..
Naruto: L-I-A-R!
Tsunade: Sigh... 62...
Everyone but Naruto: GASP!
Tsunade trying to rid of all the gasps and attention she shouted immediately
Tsunade: Gai Truth or Dare..!
Gai: Truth!
Tsunade: I dare you to cheer out your deepest secret..!
Gai: err... Fine..
Gai: GIVE ME AN I !
Everyone: I
Gai: GIVE ME A L
Everyone: L
Gai: GIVE ME AN O
Everyone: O
Gai: GIVE ME A V
Everyone: V
Gai: GIVE ME AN E
Everyone: E
Gai: GIVE ME A LEE
Everyone: Lee
Gai: sigh WHATS IT SPELT!
Everyone thougt for a moment then they got it..
Everyone but Lee: NANNII! YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON LEE?
Lee: WHAT YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME?
Gai: ... Yes...
Lee: GAI SENSEI!
Gai: LEE!
Lee: GAI SENSEI!
Gai: LEE!
(Sunset falls... Both of them crys and then shines their teeth)
Gai: Tsunade! Truth or Dare?
Tsunade: Dare
Gai: I ... Dare you to... gulp... turn yourself into your old form for a Month!
Everyone: Gasp!
Tsunade: How.. Da..re...Yo.u...Fine!
Tsunade performed quick hand seals then turned into a very ugly old woman
Naruto: EHHHH..! Thats just nasty...!
Gaara turns over to the bridge and throws up!
Ten Ten: Thats nastier...!
Tsunade: Naruto truth or dare!
Naruto: dare...
Lee: can i try my burning youths yestion Hokage-sama
Tsunade likes lee a lot because of his bravery and his politeness...
Tsunade: go for it lee...
Gai: show them the power of the youth Lee
Lee: crys Yes GAI! ... ... (silence)... . Naruto i dare you to not eat ramen!
Neji: how long...
Tsunade: since its my dare i'll take over... for a month!
Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He could be heard over the whole of Konoha...
The Ramen keepers knew what that mean...and then he screamed
Ramen Old Man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST LOST MY BEST CUSTOMER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO for a month.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sasuke then came back and he promised he won't attack naruto...
Sasuke: Hah take that dobe...
Naruto: fine... Sasuke truth or dare
Sasuke: truth... i dare you to go out with ino... ... forever...
Sasuke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wait that can reborn my clan!
Naruto: DOH!
Ino: YATTTAA!
Sakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Everyone: sigh...
Temari: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Everyone: why do you care...
Then it hit everyone... Temari... LIKES SASUKE...
Gaara: didn't you know... she has sasuke sites.. sasuke pillows.. sasuke sheets... sasuke tooth brush... you name it she has it...
Naruto: (coughs up a big fury ball) EVEN SASUKE TATOO ALL OVER HER BODY!
Kankuro: yeh that too... even between her ass!...
Everone... shudders at the thought...
Sasuke: even bras...?
Gaara: especially bra...
Sasuke: ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Neji: you'll ruin your voice like that ...
Ino: Matakoo... (geez)
Naruto: ANYWAY... your ino's girlfriend foreva...
Sasuke: (bastard)... Lee... change that dare so he can't eat ramen forever...
Lee: Ok!
Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! I CAN'T EAT RAMEN FOREVER! NOO
This could be heard all over konoha...
Ramen Old Man: NOOOOOOOO I LOST MY BEST CUSTOMER!...FOREVER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO once more... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ramen Lady: Your too loud... Matakoo..
Sasuke: shikamaru truth or dare... !
Shikamaru: someone choose for me .. its too troublesome...
Lee: he picks truth...
Shikamaru: ...yeh what he sa-
Ino: he picks dare...
Shikmaru: yeh what she said...
Sasuke: i dare you to never sleep again except for at night...!
Shikamaru: chouji... scream for me...
Chouji: NOOOOO munch OOOOOOOOO munch OOOOOOOOOOO munch OOOOOOOOOOOOOO munch OOOOOOOOOOOO
Ino: shika-kun... that means you have to wake up now and play with us... :)
Shikamaru: fine... gaara... truth or dare...
Gaara summons his sand...
Gaara: Dare...
Shikamaru: throw away your sand and never carry any again...
Gaara: ...Dessert coffin...!
Shikamaru gets squashed and he was dead just like that...
Gaara: Rest in peace...
Ino: SHIKAAAA-KUNNN!
Heh.. That was a nice chapter... :)
Ok heres da Mini Fic...
Sasuke: Dammit... why did you give him all the power this time...
Me: Cher.. Ja ne...
Ino: Can you revive Shika-Kun...
Me: Only if Temari ask as well
Temari: Ok please bring back Shikamaru-Kun
Me: Cher... Fine... RAISING DEAD NO JUTSU! (Creating Gay Jutsus again Mwuhaha)
Shikamaru: How troublesome...
Naruto: Hey people... Tsunade ...old is just too nasty... Any agreements?
Me: Yeh...
Everyone: Yeh...
Me: Just for the sake of it... RAISE THE DEAD NO JUTSU on Jiraiya
Tsunade: DIE JIRAIYA
Tsunade performs a series of hand seals gathering all her strength
Me: Sigh... Block!
Jiraiya: Lets spar You!
Me: I have a name you know...
Jiraiya: Rasengan!
I suddenly realised what he was doing and jumped up but got hit on the back...
Me: Damn... Raising Palm!
I knocked Jiraiya back onto the ground...
Me: DESTROYING JIRAIYA'S ARMS NO JUTSU
Then Jiraiya's arms was gone...
Jiraiya: Cheap... heh..
But then i realised he had used Kawarimi No Jutsu..
Me: Die ! Kawarimi Cancel No Jutsu...use wires to wrap him up ... KILLING JIRAIYA NO JUTSU!
Jiraiya: KAWARIMI .. but failed...
Me: Heh my jutsu stops you from using it ... Heh...
Jiraiya: Sigh time to peep at girls hehe
Me: Oh and people Review... Bye for now :P ... P.s Not just reviews... this is the last chapter i have written because i've ran out of ideas... so give me some ideas and then i'll continue thx... less flamers... pretti plz...
