Ok I, EJ, will take over….for now. Then Arina is taking over for the coughsexcough part. We all know Mukuro kidnapped Kodora then Kairos got mad then Mukuro killed Kairos then Hiei and Kodora cried. Drama drama drama!

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH! I want to own Hiei though!evil thoughts

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Chapter 8

I wish

It's been 3 days since the Mukuro incident. Yusuke and Kodora were playing video games, Kurama was planting, Hiei and Kairos were still sleeping. Then out of nowhere, Koenma appeared on the screen Yusuke and Kodora were playing games on. Kodora, never seeing Koenma before, jumped backed and kicked the TV.

Koenma: HEY! That's no way to treat the prince of spirit world!

Kodora: That pacifier sucking midget of a human being is the prince of spirit world? I expected more…hmph

Yusuke: That's what I said when I first saw him! Hahahahaha!

Koenma: Yusuke…..shut up! Or I'll fire you!

Yusuke: alright alright!

Yoko Kurama walked in and saw Koenma on the TV screen.

Koenma: Ah, Kurama! Glad you joined us!

Kurama: Eh?

Yusuke: Hold on. Lemme go get Hiei and Kairos.

Koenma: No, I want to speak with only you three.

Yusuke/Kodora/Kurama: Hmm?

Koenma: Since those 2 were involved with Mukuro…..

Kodora: hey! I was too! She kidnapped me!

Koenma: Yes, yes, I understand. But now that Raizen and Mukuro are gone….Yomi will be going after all five of you soon. I mean very soon.

Yusuke: Ok….why can't we tell this to the lovebirds?

Koenma: Because…..Yomi wants their child….

Kodora: KAIROS' PREGNANT!

Koenma: Not yet…..but one of my ogre says Yomi's disability to see made him stronger and he has the power to see the future. That's not good at all! That means when you guys go into battle he'll know your every move.

Kurama: well then…..we should keep this a sescret from the two…

Hiei: Keep what secret?

Kodora/Yusuke/Koenma: HIEI!

Kurama: did you hear everything Hiei?

Hiei: everything...

Hiei glared at everyone. He looked very pissed.

Koenma: look, Hiei...

But before Koenma could say anything else, everyone saw Kairos right by the door with wide eyes. She screamed when she saw the toddler on the TV screen, and to everyone's surprise, black flames shot out of her hands and burnt the TV. Yusuke eyes grew wide and yelled because of all his games. Kodora stared at her little sister. Kuwabara passed out. Huh? Kuwabara? Where'd he come from? Kurama dumped the orange head onto the couch, far away from the burning TV screen. Kairos stared at her hand and looked over at Hiei, who was shocked as well. Then Koenma popped out of nowhere in his teenage form.

Kairos: Whoa!

Kodora: Down, Kairos!

Hiei: What was that? That technique you used almost looked like my darkness dragon.

Kairos: yea...that's why it's creeping me out

Yusuke: My games!

Everyone sweatdropped at Yusuke's whining. Then Koenma cleared his throat to get everyone's attention. Kuwabara woke up and stared at Kodora and Kairos. They twitched as the dufus drooled by them. Hiei nearly poked his eyes out.

Hiei: Eyes off my woman!

Yusuke: Yea! Keep your eyes to yourself Kuwabara! You have Yukina!

Hiei twitched when Yusuke said this and Kairos tilted her head to the side saying "phwee" at the same time. Everyone looked at her when she said this new word.

Kairos: where'd that come from?

Kodora: Dunno

Hiei: That was...ADORABLE!

Hiei cuddled and squeezed the crap out of Kairos as her eyes went swirly. Everyone sweatdropped.

Kurama: Hiei...you alright? you've never said the word "adorable" before

Kodora: Wierd ass...

Yusuke: What the fuck is happening to that cold-hearted demon we use to fight with!

Koenma: ...

Kairos: Hiei...let...me...go...can't...breathe

Hiei: Oops...

Everyone stared at the fire youkai and stepped away. He was acting odd and it wasn't funny at all. Kairos slapped him real hard and Hiei coughed up pink water. Kurama was about to take a sample of it when he suddenly disappeared. Everyone looked at each other and frowned. Especially Koenma. Hiei shoke his head a bit and stared at Kairos. She looked at him with a serious look on her face and her eyes flickered red.

Hiei: Why did you slap me?

Kairos: Cause you were acting too happy

Hiei: Happy? Me?

Kairos: Yea that's what everyone else said. Seems like water took over your body

Hiei: Water?

Kodora: Hmm...

Yusuke: Could it be...?

Kurama: I'm assuming it's...

Koenma/Kurama/Yusuke/Kodora: Yomi

Kairos: Damn

Hiei: There's no way in hell i'm letting that happen again

Everyone stood there quiet.

Yusuke: So Koenma what else did you need to tell us?

Koenma: Nothing. That was it. Oh wait...do you guys want to come to the ningenkai for a while?

Kairos: YAY!

Kodora: HELL YEA!

Yusuke: PLEASE!

Kuwa: YEA!

Yusuke: Hey dufus! i forgot you were here!

Kuwa: Shut up punk!

Hiei: ...never change...

Kurama: And it's been 6 years since we left ningenkai

Koenma: Come on then. the portal's open

Koenma walked through the portal and once Kairos did she felt like her organs were being moved around. Once they got through they were near the park that was near Kurama's house.

Kairos: Well...I'm off! BYE!

They watched as Kairos fled off to who knows where and disappeared around the corner. Hiei, getting suspicious, acted like he was going the other direction and jumped over buildings, following Kairos. She looked liked she was on a treasure hunt, looking for her gold. He wondered where she was off to and kept following her as she headed hear uppertown.

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Ok, end of chapter 8

btw, my microsoft word is gone now cause the trial free thing is over. dunno what i'm gonna do i guess i can do it on my desktop but that means i have to go downstairs and i dun wanna!

yea yea...Arina is gonna take over cause i have to do some random stuff and knowing her there's gonna be heavy sex. i think she's going crazy cause she can't write about sex...wierd girl.

don't care if you review doesn't matter...blah blah blah