The Shaman King Documentary

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Sho: Okay Shaman King fans, My name's Sho Ryunosuke, and my name means Victory Dragon!

Anna: Who cares! Shut up and give me 100 pushups!

Sho: TT

Manta: Uh…Anna, aren't you being a little harsh?

Anna: SHUT UP SHORTY! 200 pushups!

Manta: TT

Yoh: Awww… Anna…

Anna: NO BACKSASS! 300 pushups!

Yoh: TT

And so it continues.

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Yoh's house

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Narrator: "So here we are, at the shaman onsen, here's the Shaman King himself at 7:00 AM, let's observe his behavior"

Yoh: drinking from the milk carton, looks down and sees Sho with the camera "Hey, what's up Sho?"

Narrator (Sho): "Shhhhh! I'm not here!"

Yoh: Looking confused "You're not?"

Sho: "No!"

Yoh: "Where are you then?"

Sho: "sigh Forget it, just ignore me for the time being, got it?"

Yoh: "Okay"

Sho: "Good"

Yoh: Continues drinking from the milk carton then reaches for the cereal "Mmmmmm…Lucky Charms…"puts some milk in mouth, then some cereal, and gargles it before swallowing.

Sho: "As you can see, the Shaman King has very strange eating habits."

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Anna's room (Yes, Sho is insane)

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Sho: Sneaks into her room very carefully, so carefully in fact, that he only ran into one death-trap "hff..hff.." Arrives just in time to see Anna sleeping like a baby cuddling with a big, soft teddy bear (awww…so cute.), talking in her sleep "This is the forbidden room of Anna, the evil, sadistic fiancé to the Shaman King, notice how deep down, she's soft enough to cuddle with a teddy bear."

Anna: "Shut up Yoh! 2000 push-ups! You can't talk to me that way! Isn't that right teddy?"

Sho: Sweatdrops "Okay, soft enough to cuddle with a teddy bear is as far as she'll go."

Anna: "Make me breakfast Ryu! And you Sho, stop coming here early in the morning!"

Sho: "I better go before she wakes up" runs away, hitting another ten death-traps

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Yoh: Hey Sho, if you ran into a bunch of death-traps, how come Anna didn't wake up?

Sho: Because I'm the author!

Anna: Walks up to Sho with an axe so big that it make's Astaroth's look like a rubber knife

Sho: "Uhhh…gotta go!" runs away with Anna close behind, screaming can be heard in the distance

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