The Shaman Documentary Chapter 3
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Sho: "mmf mmf" alas, Sho was brutally tied up and trapped in a net, courtesy of Pirka.
Pirka: "BRUTALLY!?! HE TRIED TO SEE ME NAKED!"
Anna: SHO! FOR BEING A PERV LIKE THAT…2,000,000 PUSH UPS!
Sho: TT "MMMF MMMF MMMF!"
Yoh: "How can he do 2,000,000 push ups, Anna? He's tied up!"
Anna: "What did I say in the first chapter Yoh!?! NO BACKSASS! 2,000,001 PUSH UPS!
Yoh: TT
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In the Tao mansion
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sho: "Okay, here we are outside the door of Ren Tao, a paranoid, psychopathic shaman with a bad attitude, I am risking life and limb on this mission" Opens door and sneaks in to see Ren polishing his kwan dao.
Ren: "Polish on, polish off, polish on, polish off."
Sho: "So this is how Ren trains. Someone likes the karate kid movies" Moves closer
Ren: Picks up sharp, flaming knife and throws it at a dartboard covered with pictures of Horohoro, Yoh, Chocolove, Ryu, Faust, Lyserge, and Hao. The Knife hits Horohoro. "Perfect shot! That idiot shall have that happen in real life some day! And I shall be the one to do it to him! Mwahahahahaha!"
Sho: Sweatdrops "He is evil! Y'know, prier to most belief, he doesn't have an English accent."
Ren: "Huh? Who's there?"
Sho: "Uh oh…!"
Ren: "RYUNOSUKE! HOW DARE YOU INTRUDE ON ME IN MY ON ROOM! DIE!" Attacks Sho with his Kwan Dao.
Sho: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Runs out of his room and puts his back to the door. The kwan dao pierced the area of the door next to his armpit, just missing him. "Phew, that was close! Y'see what I mean when I say paranoid psycopath!?!"
Ren: Through door "I HEARD THAT!"
Sho: "RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"
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Outside Jun's room
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Sho: "hfff hfff hfff. Glad I got away from that guy." Walks up to Lee Bailong, who is guarding the door.
Lee Bailong: "Halt! Who goes there!"
Sho: "C'mon Bailong! It's me, Sho! Let me in!"
Lee Bailong: "What is your reason for wanting to see Miss Jun?"
Sho: "I'm making a documentary about us shamans."
Lee Bailong: "In that case…LEAVE!"
Sho: "If you don't let me through, I'll show Jun pictures of you and your wife!"
Lee Bailong: "THAT'S BLACKMAIL!"
Sho: "I know…"
Lee Bailong: "Uuuh…right this way…"
Sho: "Thanks Lee" Sneaks through door
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Jun's room
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Sho: "This is the chamber of Jun, the zombie summoning Dao si."
Jun: Eyes closed "Bailong? Is that you?"
Sho:…
Jun: "Bailong, could you get my weird leather hair strap thingy?"
Sho: Gets the thingy
Jun: "Thank you Bailong" sits up with her eyes still closed and ties up her hair.
Sho: "Pay close attention kids, this is how Jun does her hair."
Jun: "Hey! you're not Bailong!" Turns around and sees Sho with the camera "SHO! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!"
Sho: "Uuuh…gotta go!" Runs out of the Tao mansion screaming bloody murder.
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In the forest near Hao
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Sho: "Okay, this may not be the most dangerous mission yet, but it's certainly the scariest…wait, no, I think Anna's room was scarier…anyway, this is still pretty scary.
Hao: "Sheeze! I am so happy I got away from those fan girls! Luckily, no one will find me here!"
Sho: Snicker
Hao: "I'm telling ya Fire Spirit, those girls are nuts! A few of them even wanted my underwear!
Fire Spirit/Sho: Disgusted face
Sho: "That's gross!"
Hao: "Huh!?! Who's there! OH NO! THE FAN GIRLS! THEY'VE FOUND ME! PLEASE! I JUST GOT NEW UNDERWEAR! DON'T STEAL THEM!
Sho: "HAHAHAHA!" Falls out of hiding, revealing himself to Hao.
Hao: Showing his angry face, which still looks very calm. "HOW DARE YOU FILM ME TALKING ABOUT THAT THING WITH THE FANGIRLS AND MY UNDERWEAR! JUST WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE FILMING ANYWAY!?!"
Sho: "Uuuh…making a documentary about Shamans"
Hao: Happy face "Oh! Well in that case, my right side's my best."
Sho: "Th-that's okay…I've gotten enough footage of you, so, I guess I'll be going now…" Breaks out into a run towards the Onsen with Hao close behind wanting to get filmed.
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Smab: Thanks, I have fulfilled your request!
KendoSakuyamon: Thanks, and I have fulfilled your request too!
Gavrilla: Thanks! What does XD mean? I just read your fic, Shaman King Spin the Bottle Strip.
Katoryu Diethel: Don't worry, Lyserge is coming soon!
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