Mini-fic- News with Sho

The camera zooms in to a boy with brownish hair and blue eyes. He is wearing a blue suit with a red tie and is sitting at a desk.

Boy: "Hello, my name is Sho Ryunosuke, and, um… heh hem!"

Sho: "That's better! My name's not boy! It's Sho! Well, anyway… on to the news!" Takes out a piece of paper. " Okay! It seems that HoroHoro was badly injured in a bizarre, accident, when he snowboarded off the Tao mansion and landed on Ren's head. Let's go to Pirka who's there with her brother and the Ren. Hello Pirka!."

Pirka: "Hello Sho!"

Sho: " So Pirka, what exactly happened?":

Pirka: "Well Jordan…"

Sho: "Psst! Don't say my real name!"

Pirka: "Okay…Sho… It seems that when my moronic brother boarded off the mansion, he screamed. So Ren, wanting to film HoroHoro in pain, rushed outside, just as my brother hit his head. Long story short, Ren's pointy hair pierced Horo's stomach and poked his liver. Horo, what do you have to say about this?"

HoroHoro: "I have to go to the bathroom! The hair also poked my bladder, so they replaced it with a robotic one that won't stop leaking!"

Pirka: "Well! You heard here first Sho!"

Sho: "Intriguing story Pirka!" Is handed another piece of paper. "Oh! I almost forgot! I need help with my Shaman Documentary fic. You see, I don't know anything about anyone that appeared in the anime from after the first episode with Faust. But just because I watch the anime doesn't mean I like 4kids! In fact, I read the manga too and have a subscription to Shonen Jump! Well, tomorrow, we'll have more news like…"

Freaky anouncer dude: " MY NAME…IS…BOB!"

Bob: " That's better, well, what happened at the Elvis convention? What does the girl's bathroom have to do with Shaman King? And more tomorrow…er…well, when ever Sho feels like doing another news mini-fic."

Sho: "Well, to everyone who is tuning in, thank you for watching, and, GOODNIGHT! PS: Review or I'll sic my evil mutant muskrats with liver, onions, and ugly 80's hairdos!