Shaman Documentary Chapter 7: Part 2: I'm not dead yet! (Or: Raiding Silva's closet)
Anna: "SHO!"
Sho: "Crap…"
Anna: Jumps on Sho and starts hitting him with a board with a nail. "Why haven't you updated?"
Sho: "Uh…heh…w-what do you mean…heh…?"
Anna: "DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME! YOU HAVEN'T UPDATED IN A YEAR!"
Sho: "Um…I've been busy…"
Anna: "WITH WHAT?"
Sho: "Um…Rock…Concert…?"
Anna: -- "…what…?"
Sho: "Yeah…heh, heh…at the School of Rock…ya know, It's a real place ya know…"
Anna: "YEAH RIGHT!" Brings out a gigantic hammer and makes Sho dead.
(Author's Note: I really do go the School of Rock, it's a real place. Oh, and I apologize for the unneeded randomness in the last chapter. I'll try to make it less random, now…ON TO THE FIC!)
Sho: "Alright, here we are outside Silva's apartment around noon, so he's probably out with the crappy Native American souvenir stand thing. That only leaves one thing to do…RAID HIS CLOSET!" Digs through a ton of crap and pulls out a bunch of other crap. "Lets see…rings, headbands, sunglasses, Silva's stash of money…" Pockets some money and continues. "hats, gloves, cigarettes…wait, CIGARETTES?"
: "HALT!"
Sho: "Who goes there?"
: "I AM THE CEO OF 4KIDS! AND I DECREE THAT THERE SHALL BE NO CIGARETTES ON MY SHOWS!" The Cigs all of a sudden disappear "NOW I SHALL GO SMOKE WEED."
Sho: "Well, that explains a lot" Sho then goes back to raiding the closet until he hits something big. "Woah, I've hit the jackpot…SILVA'S SHAMAN OFFICIANT ID! I can use this to impersonate him and get all the perks of an officiant! Wait…what exactly are the perks…? Lets see…you get crappy apartments, have to sell crappy Native American swag, have to hang around annoying bird ghosts, wear stupid masks, and just be plain old annoying…No thanks! I'm annoying enough, thank you!"
Silva: Walks in to see Sho raiding his closet. "AHEM!"
Sho: Turns head slowly very fearfully. "Uh…I wasn't here." Runs out as fast as he could. But not before Silva hit him in the back with an arrowhead. "OW!"
Silva: "HA! Score one for crappy Native American swag! …wait…"
Sho: Sorry that was a crappy and short chapter.
Anna: You realize this means you have to raise the ratings due to the drug reference
Sho: Dang…
Anna: Don't worry, it's Teen rated now.
Sho: Oh yeah, Damn.
Anna: Oh, I forgot to kill you today
Sho: Yeah, you di…WHAT!
Jordan (My real name): And so Anna chased Sho around the world trying to kill him every step of the way. In closing, if you don't review, I'll give George Bush the button that will blow up the Earth. And trust me, no one, and I mean no one, wants that.
Sho: Time to thank people!
S91: As always, thanks
Kimbob: Yeah, I agree, the last chapter was crap
Ren F: Glad to see somebody liked the last chapter
Sashsa: HOLY CRAP! I FORGOT TO DO YOH'S ROOM!
Rena: Thanks, I will.
