A/N: Sorry it's been so long since I last updated but I've been busy with going back to school and on a trip to London – I was on the London Eye and it started snowing! How cool! Lol well enough about me, enjoy!

Mama and Velma sat in her office, smoking and laughing, they were reminiscing about all the fun times they had had in the short 6 months Velma was here.
"Remember when I pulled the chair from out under you Mama?" They both laughed.
"And remember when I locked you in your cell all day kid?" Again they both laughed.
"Ahhh….good times, good times…" Velma spluttered wiping the tears from her eyes.
Velma carried on laughing but a look of pure, undisguised terror spread across Mama's face. Velma looked to see what was wrong and turned to look at what Mama was staring at so terribly…
"Fuck me." she whispered.


"Well howdy y'all! Now that aint much of a greeting for your ol' buddy now is it?"
"Roxie…? Is that y…you?" stuttered Velma, her brown eyes wide with horror.
Roxie let out an innocent, terrifyingly girly giggle.
"Yes! Don't you recognise me Velma?" she scrunched up her powered button nose and smiled…it was a petrifying sight…
"Erm…" came the fearful reply.
"Oh here, let me say hello to you properly and thank you for turning my life around, because if it wasn't for you lil Miss Velma Kelly…"
Roxie blabbered on and on, it was like an undying stream of high-pitched shrieks but Velma just sat and stared - too terrified to move. She looked at the girl before her and trembled. It…it was like a miniature version of Miss Sunshine. The peroxide blonde curls…the sickening floral perfume…the now pastel pink makeup…and the- well not as much as her double, but still…cellulite…
Velma suddenly got wrenched back to reality as slender arms wrapped themselves around her neck in a suffocating embrace.
"Oh Velma I'm just so happy to see you!"
"Err…yeah…me too kid…" hesitated Velma pulling Roxie's arms from around her neck and smiling nervously.
"Oh Roxie!" called the all too shrill and familiar voice.
Roxie suddenly squealed and smiling, she turned around to face the door.
"And now to present the woman, who changed my life and made me a better person…" Roxie took a breath as her eyes filled with tears. "Miss Sunshine!"


As the four of them sat around Mama's desk listening to Miss Sunshine telling them of how she changed Roxie, Velma couldn't help cringing. There was something wrong with this…something not right…something unjustified! 'Oh my god, am I getting' a conscience?' she thought to herself.
"And it was just so hard, because she just wouldn't listen to me,' continued Miss Sunshine, her hand gripping Roxie's and the two exchanging teary looks. "But once she accepted the fact that she had to change, it all came pouring out and I saw what a pure and innocent child there was, that there always had been."
The two wiped away their tears and their two blonde triple-bob heads brushed against one another. Mama quickly got up and poured herself a brandy.
"Well…kid, I'm…err...glad to see you back and…umm…looking so well! Yeah…well." Mama smiled, struggling for words. The two blondes smiled back oh-so sweetly and in unison – both showing their blindingly white teeth and beaming red lipstick. Mama smiled sheepishly before pouring herself another brandy and downing it.
"Well we must be off anyway," said Miss Sunshine standing up and gathering her things. "We have to clean out young Roxie's cell and make it more homely!"
"Oh can I have that picture of Sophie Tucker that you promised me? Please?" Roxie pleaded fluttering her mascara-lined lashes.
Miss Sunshine smiled gently and patted her lightly on the head. "Of course you can dear! She's become such a fan recently. Well whatever keeps her happy I suppose!" explained Miss Sunshine as she twirled out of the doorway.
"Well I gotta go and say my prayers, but well gosh I'm so glad to see you two and y'know Miss Sunshine has been awfully good to me-" gushed Roxie.
"Roxie! Come along dear we have things to do." sighed Miss Sunshine, popping her head back through the door.
"Yes Miss Sunshine, I'm coming…" Roxie ran over to Velma and hugged her tightly before running out of the office.
Mama and Velma stared after her shocked and feeling tainted.
"We've got to change her back." whispered Velma turning in her chair to look at Mama's scared features. "Before she changes us all!"