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Well, now that that's done and over with it's time for the next chapter! It's been a while since I last updated, so I'm going to go over how I did everything again. Whenever it's in normal font, that's when you hear the actual story. The italics mean that an essay is being read, and when it's in bold, that's when you read about the actions in the movie that everyone is watching. Everyone get it? If you don't, it'll be easier to understand when you actually read the story.
Draco Malfoy
Dean Thomas put his hand in the essay box and kept it in there for a few moments before actually taking out another essay. Dumbledore took it from him and read the name.
" Pansy Parkinson!" Dumbledore called out. The Slytherins clapped and cheered loudly as Pansy waddled out of her sead and plodded up to the stage. Draco was the only Slytherin that didn't clap as Pansy blew a kiss to him. He hid the urge to throw up. Dumbledore handed her her essay. While twirling her hair, she began reading.
" Draco Malfoy is, like, the hottest guy in this whole school. No, his is the ONLY hot guy in this school. He's tall, he's muscular, he's sexy, and he makes all the girls dress up sexy only for him. Underneath our Hogwarts robes, we're all wearing sexy leather clothes, just waiting for Draco Malfoy to take us all!"
Draco was being shown spinning around in a circle, and arrows were pointing at everything sexy about him. The scene sudenly changes to Pansy, Millicent Bulstrode, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Cho Chung, Luna Lovegood, and Susan Bones standing in a line against a wall in front of Draco, who was sitting on an overstuffed throne. Suddenly, each of the girls ripped off their Hogwarts robes to reveal they were all wearing tight, leather clothes.
" TAKE ME DRACO!" Pansy screams and throws herself all over him. Each of the girls follows her example.
Harry and Ron looked at the screen in amazement then looked over at Hermione, who was too in shock to respond. She closed her mouth and looked at Ron and Harry.
" Hermione," Ron said, " Do you really look like that?"
" Of course not!" Hermione replied angrilly, " I'd never wear that disgusting outfit! Look at it! My boobs are hardly covered in it! This is supposed to be an essay contest! Not an after-school special!"
Hermione looked horrified as she looked at the screen. Harry and Ron stared at it too, but they had other thoughts on their minds.
" She even put my sister on there!" Ron groaned, " That ruins it for me."
" But what would happen if Draco Malfoy never came to this school in the first place? What would we do? How would all of us, girls live without him!"
Draco suddenly disappears from the screen. Pansy stands up and looks around.
" Dracie?" she asks, " Dracie, where are you? He's gone! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
" If Draco Malfoy wasn't at Hogwarts, there would be no reason for girls to look sexy or whatever; with the hair and makeup and stuff because there would be no ' Hot Guys' to date. I mean, like, none of the Slytherins are attractive. Half of them are gay. And any of the other houses? Like, no! The Ravenclaws are nerds, and the Hufflepuffs are just stupid! And don't go there with the Gryffindors! I mean, Potter's got glasses! Weasley's got too much hair, and Longbottom? Ha! He can't even walk ten feet without tripping over himself! I mean, can't you see what I mean by no hot guys in the school?"
Pansy walked around the halls of Hogwarts, crying, because there wasn't a good-looking guy in sight of her. She looked at everyone that was mentioned in her essay, and an arrow pointed to everything wrong with them. Neville walked by her and tripped over his own foot.
" There is no Dracie-Wakie to look at in Hogwarts now! No one hot! So is there really any sense in living? No hot guys! I might as well just commit suicide if he never showed up in school. That would be just the totally worst thing ever!"
Pansy stood at the window of the Slytherin tower. She looked down at the ground below and then back to where everyone was.
" Good-bye cruel world," Pansy said, " There were no hot guys here anyway."
She jumped out the window falling faster and faster until she finally landed on the ground turning into many pieces making a classic Mortal Kombat splat. The screen faded silver again, and the movie ended.
The whole Great Hall was silent as Pansy took a bow. Many of the guys were growling at her as she just smiled at everyone.
" I never thought I'd actually say this," Ginny whispered to Hermione, " but I feel sorry for Malfoy."
" Me too," Hermione whispered back. " That poor soul."
" Thank you Ms. Parkinson," Dumbledore said. " That was...well, interesting...please pick the next essay."
Pansy plodded over to the box and reached in for the next essay. She pulled it out and gave it to Dumbledore. Then she plodded back to her seat.
" Severus Snape, you're next."
Snape glared at the audience and snatched his parchment away from Dumbledore...
Reaka: What a way to end a chapter! I feel sorry for Draco too. Well, what did you guys think? Please review! Also, please make some suggestions for future chapters! They're much appreciated. Thank you!
