Sword-chan- We're baaack! (Poltergeist play on)

Kishuu- I hated that movie…

Sword-chan- Which one?

Kishuu- ALL OF THEM! They were scary…

Sword-chan- That series was like the REVOLUTION of thrillers! Actually… It was more like the first one was the freakiest, the second one was the weirdest, and the third was the scariest.

Kishuu- They all sound like you… Freaky, weird, scary…

Sword-chan- HEY! –kick- Anyways, thanks for your reviews, guys! - I know my updates have been choppy but… ;.; I'm getting on the computer less and less, but I can start habits as soon as I break them.

Kishuu- In other words?

Sword-chan- Most of my habits I can break and start like mageek.

Kay, REVIEWS! (I know there was only 4 and I said 5, but whatever. Long reviews count for two?)

Sophia: It's Wataame… -tears-

Mermaid-Halfbreed: ITS KAWAII! YAAAY! Thankyou kindly for your promise. –bow- Shiny comments are FUN! .

Nyaa-Neko: Oh that reminds me! This was inspired by Mew Dream World, the whole 'Me and friendlies are meeeeewwwwss!' thing. Heh… I forgot that. Or did I? Meh. Kaynersh, I dunno if they have it in dictionaries, but I HOPE they do… But for ye who don't have dictionaries or links to good online ones…

Chitoseame- Is a red and white striped candy the give out at childrens festivals. It symbolizes her two personalities- Pure and childish (White) and strangly… Depressed. (Red). And her costume colors!

Keki- CAKE! I used the name Keki waaay back when, before I came to fanfic… On a cheap script fanfic on my diary. But, Keki ended up looking JUSS like Berri, cuz I saw a Berri The Sims 1 skin on Happy Sims before I knew about Mew Mew A La Mode.

Kashi- Pastry. I named her last cause there really wasn't much food that sound like Madi, but I just randomly typed in random stuffs and Kashi sounded pretty close.

Wataame- Cotton Candy. She IS kinda Cotton Candyish, ne?

Sorry it's all fastish, but, ne. I suck at transformy parts… And battles, but oh wellsie. I love the animals. Thank Sophia for it- I gave her pictures and she sorta forced me to make certain people certain animals. Keki was pretty much the only one we both agreed on (I wanted to be an abynissian shrew mouse thing, but I guess the panda is ok. I didn't really wanna make her Arctic Fox cause I knew someone who took that already… But NO, she just had to be it. Oh wells… Sorry, Mew Mew Alliance Forum Person Whos Name I Forgotteh.)

I DO GOOD WORK! Yaaay. Speaking of no cats… -shifty eyes- You'll see.

Naoko Tasaki: I am? Oh! I am!

I do not own Tokyo Mew Mew OR Mew Mew A La Mode OR Happy Sims OR The Sims 1 or 2. I own copies of all expansions and standalones, though. Except Hot Date. Bleh. Inspiration for this fic goes to Mew Satou for 'Mew Mew Dream World' (Though I hope my ficcie turns out slightly differant) and Kingdom Hearts. In no way am I affilated with Mia Ikumi or Reiko Yoshida. Nope, not Tokyopop, Ribbon, or whomever did the anime either. If I was, 4-Kids would NEVER have gotten their puny little hands on Tokyo Mew Mew in the first place. Oh, and I'm only a fan of Satou-chan's, a reviewer… And a Sori (KairiXSora) supporter! Hee hee.

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"Wake up, wake up, wake up… Wake… U-up!" chirped the Hello Kitty clock that Keki had once thrown at Chitou in hopes of excorsizing it, saying that it was demented in the first place. Much to the cats disgrace, Chitou only uncurled herself from her little ball and went on snoozing- That is, until a foot dug into her side.

"NIIIIYYYYIIIIIPPPP!" she screamed, getting a sudden gust of energy. Lord knows how she did, since it was 5 AM. She looked around the dim room.

"Ello? Who kicked me? Oooh Benu, if you did it I'll KILL YOU, nyip!"

"Heh? This is the Akaissei residence?"

"Wathaheck? Yersh, who are you?"

"Drat… I hopped, I HOPPED the first would be intelligent,"

"Watcha mean? Who are you? Nyip, are you a dream?" Chitou's vision cleared and she could see a lanky figure in the shadows. It tilted it's head upwards and mumbled,

"What is life but a dream upon the dream of all?"

"I dunno. Life? Who are you?" Chitou demanded, growing tired of asking the question and not being answered.

"Oh, yes…" the figure bowed, "Hoshikado… Senjo Hoshikado,"

"ELF? You're an ELF?" Chitou cried excitedly, having much wondered if their ears resembled Kishuu and company's. (Senjo means Elf or nymph… Or fairy o-o)

"No, of course not!" snapped Hoshikado, already losing his patience.

"Then you're human?" inquired Chitou, sitting up in bed.

"Well, sort of, I guess…"

"Oh,"

"What do you mean 'Oh'?"

"Well, that's BORING! I mean, I'm a human, you're SOMEWHAT a human but your name is ELF… That reminds me…" she hopped out of bed to her computer, hurridly turning it on and typing an e-mail that said 'Elfy elfy elfy elfy… ELFY! Elfy elfy elfy elfy… ELFY!' over and over and over.

"Who's… What's ELFY?"

"Oh, it's just something to annoy some easily annoyed person in my class,"

"Spam?"

"Yep…" she swiveled around in her chair and found herself face to face with Hoshikado. She gasped, realizing she didn't know who he was.

"WHO ARE YOU? No, no, I already know that! Why are you here?"

"Akaissei…" he began, biting on a finger.

"Please, call me Chitoseame," she insited, "And don't bite to hard, nyip. You'll break your finger offies,"

"Um, okay. Chitoseame, you found those objects, yes?"

"The shiny?" she picked up the bow, which she had set on top of her moniter.

"Yeah, that… Normal people can't see them, but you did… You were drawn to them like moth to light,"

"My friends saw 'em too, nyip,"

"But you found them,"

"Yeah. On the ground. Next to a dead worm."

"Yes, next to a dead worm!"

"With guts spilling out,"

"Spare me the details? And—"

"No,"

"Huh?"

"No, I won't spare you the details. His once pink outter part was purply brown, and his guts were a charming mauveish color,"

"Nice… As I was saying. Whoever saw them first… They're the first of the new generation of meta humans… You, Chitoseame, you're…" -at this point the strange boy was getting quite excited and bouncing a little- "You're somewhat like Usagi… Or… Or…"

"I don't read Sailor Moon anymore, nyip," Chitou pointed out gravely, "Do you?"

"Um… Ah… NO! That stuff has SHOUJO in the title for a reason!" he insisted hastily. Chitou looked up slyly at him.

"Sure you don't," she retorted as he looked around the room for other examples.

"Or Ichigo!"

"ICHIGO! Nyip! I love Tokyo Mew Mew! I hate Mew Mew Power… Hiss…" she considered, "But I think Purin's my favorite character…"

"Alright, you're like Purin,"

"But Retasu has the coolest hair and costume,"

"So you're like Retasu?"

"Nah, Minto has the coolest weapon… I love archery… Then again, Ichigo's Bell Bell looks awesome, too, and it's little wing thing when it v ups is cool…"

"ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! You're like all of them in one conveniant package,"

"So I'm a package now? Nyip, how rude!"

"NO! You're… You're you!"

"Oh… I thought I was a meta-human… Nyip-o…"

"You are, but you're still Chitoseame Akaissei, right?"

"I thought I was all the Mew Mews?"

"STOP BEING DIFFICULT!"

"But I always play Kingdom Hearts on the easy level… Cause I suck…"

"You give me headaches…"

"Why didn't you say so? I'll let you talk, nyip,"

"In short, you're a… A Mew Mew…"

"WAKE UP! WAKE UP!" chirped the clock again. Chitou explained gravely,

"It does that every 9 minutes unless I turn it off," she turned the knob in the back and it stopped.

"Why do you get up at 5 anyways?" Hoshikado inquired curiously, "That's… Odd for a 12-year-old-girl,"

"Wellsie, nyip, I need to get ready for Tottoko Hamutaro! They show it with less commercials in the mornin',"

"But it runs at 7?"

"Hey, if you ain't human, how do you know this?"

"I'm human, more or less… I guess I'm more like a wizard who pops in the human world,"

"… That's nice?" Chitou asked, totally clueless, causing her visitor to let out an exasperated sigh.

"No, it's annoying when you have someone to look after… Or someones. There are more of you, you know," he paused and waited for her reply.

"Because I need to shower, that's why. HAPPY?" she jumped on from the chair, "So NOSY!"

"What are you TALKING ABOUT?"

"You asked 'Why do you get up at 5?'… Oh, and after my shower I brush my teeth, then I get into my Bijou costume… With this system, I've never missed an episode!"

"That's about to cha—"

"NOOO! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!" and the next thing Hoshikado knew, Chitou's balled fists were beating against him, without inflicting much pain. Huffing with the effort that is pushing a naturally hyper girl who is depressed by sugar and caffeine, which is especially difficult when she hasn't had her morning sugar wind-down, he wondered how he had gotten into this- I quote his thoughts- 'Unbearable predicament'. Sadly, he'd never find out… One second he was a normal guy, wherever he came from, and the next the Head Of Protection was throwing him onto Earth to scatter items around and sneak into tweenage girls homes. Noooo.

X.x.X

Chitou sipped her coffee slowly, calming herself.

"So whaddo I need to do?" she asked, adding a couple lumps of sugar and watching it dissolve in obvious amusement.

"1- Find team members," Hoshikado said in an official tone, his eyes solemn.

"Easy enough… It's the people who found the items, nyip? They were with me,"

"There are about 5 or 6 members… How many friends found them?"

"Um… 4, counting… Me,"

"So it ain't easy,"

"Drat," Chitou mumbled, "There isn't enough sugar in this coffee!" As much as it annoyed him that Chitou wasn't dratting about finding the others, Hoshikado continued while stirring his mint tea (He can't take coffee)

"Two," he continued, "Fight off—"

"THE ALIENS!" Chitou sang excitedly, waving her arms, and as punishment for happiness her bare elbow landed in it. Naturally, it didn't hurt since Chitou likes cold coffee. With a sparkle in her eye she inquired about their hawtness. This seemed really, really stupid to the boy, but he answered anyways.

"First off, they aren't aliens… They… Damn, they ARE aliens! And I don't know,"

"Anything else? The coffee is kicking in," she yawned to prove her point.

"Yes, one more… You need to accept your responsibilites. This is not a game… This is…" he paused for dramatic effect.

"A DREAM COME TRUE!" squealed the girl, taking advantage of his love for drama. She bounced around the room while Hoshikado crumpled in a little ball, but soon un-crumpled himself and clamped his hand over her mouth.

"Ssh! I forgot… You have PARENTS! In this HOUSE!" he hissed. Chitou just shrugged and said,

"I do this every morning, nyip! They get used to it," she frowned, "Speaking of parents, how am I gonna pull this Mew thing off without them finding out? I mean, they'd get all pro-tec-tive if they knew…"

"Dawn, midnight, weekend excuses… The ship travels fast,"

"Ship? We get to saaaiiilll?"

"It's a rocketship, not boat… Actually, it's more like a capsule traveling at near light speed… Or maybe I'm just bragging? Hmmm…"

"You analyze to much," mumbled Chitou under her breath.

"Huh… What? Never mind- A lot of the battle will be in other realms,"

"YOU NEVER MENTIONED THAT, NYIP!" shouted Chitoseame, who wouldn't care normally, but really needed an excuse to scream every now and again. Now, Chitoseame shouting is blood curdling, nerve wrenching, and a little frightening, and Hoshikado, who was pretty quiet, was frightened more than the a pre-schooler usually is (That's saying quite a lot).

"sorry" Hoshikado whimpered, peeking out from under the table, which he had dived under during the last 54 seconds.

"OH WELLS! Let's get to the living room… Hamutaro is starting!"

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Momma, Poppa,

I went to Keki's for a bit. Be back around noon! (We have uber 'special' people stuff to do!)

Luv,

Chitou

X.x.X

Chitou skipped ahead of Hoshikado (Whom she had nicknamed Seijo-momo. Elf-peach. Or Elf-pink. Or Pink-Elf. But I like the first and last most…), singing a little song to herself. The 'I-am-a-human-but-not-really' boy couldn't help but wonder why she insisted on acting so much like a 5-year-old. All of the sudden (What a wonderful sentence beginning, eh?) there was a loooouuuud crash and two high pitched screams, intertwining with one-another. Seijo broke into a run, fearing Chitou was dead and the leader would be go fuuf… But no. Something much, much worse.

Two.

Scary.

Giggling evilly.

Pre-teen girls.

Chitou and Keki.

And what's worse, another one stepped out from behind a tree… Then another from behind a small rock (She looked sleepy)

"STAMPEDE!" he screamed, running from the definatly not stampeding girls. Chitou caught him by the collar.

"Eh! Where are you going? These are my friends…"

"Likewise…" he muttered.

"Hmm? What was that? Got somat to say?" the one that came from behind a tree chirped. Oh no, she's just like Chi—But no. He couldn't even finish his thought, for the first other girl he saw- Keki, he guessed- hopped on his shoulders.

"Piggy back!" she barked, taking out a tree branch and trying to use it as a whip.

"But I dun wann—"

"PIGGY BACK!" she thundered, louder than the thunder the word comes from. (Loud.)

"OFF, MORTAL!" he screamed, a strange gleam in his eyes, as he threw her off his back. Keki looked offended, but thought naught of it and skipped off towards Kashi (Whom had crawled out from behind the rock after a nap)… But then she just went right back to Hoshikado, for Kashi came towards him, too.

"… Hello…" said she quizzically, tilting her head in wonder (She be thinking 'Chitou got a boyfriend?')… Chitoseame, realizing this predicament, suddenly snapped out of her day dream and took the job of introductions. She gestured to each girl,

"Wataame, Keki, and Kashi. You don't need to know last names…"

"I already know them," he interjected.

"Creepy!" Keki squawked (Yes, squawked. Since she barked before, why shouldn't she squawk?) Kashi backed away. "You just SQUAWKED, Keki-chan,"

"But I BARKED, so why can't I SQUAWK?"

"No, you shouted," Wataame informed them all.

"IT'S A SQUAWK!" Chitou argued, unkannily sounding like a docter announcing a baby's gender.

"SHOUT!" screamed both Kashi and Wataame. Surprisingly, Kashi was louder than Wataame, which instantly told all that Kashi'd have a sore throat for a while. Chitou gritted her teeth and stamped her foot on the ground.

"SHADDUP! I NEED TO INTRODUCE AND STUFF!" she cleared her throat.

"All, this is Seijo-momo,"

"Hosikado Seijo," said Seijo-Momo (Seijo- HOSHIKADO TO YOU, AUTHORESS! DIE!) irritabily.

"Hoshikado Seijo, then," agreed Chitou, not at all offended, "And he's—"

"You're boyfriend!" said her friends in unison.

"Nooo. He's—"

"My ride to school?" Keki asked hopefully (Seijo shook his head and kicked her)

"If I threatan to hug him, nyip," Chitou sighed, "Anyways, he's the guy who's gonna help me find meh mew mew team! NIIIYIIP!"

"YOU'RE A MEW MEW?" the group of not-there-when-it-was-5-AM friends scream-asked. Chitou blushed and attempted to be cute by making her foot pop a little and putting her hand behind her head (No succsess).

"Didn't I tell you, nyip? Lesser panda girl, at your service!" she bowed for effect then drew herself up to her full height, "And you are, too… Seijo, I think you know who's who… Nyip, cause I don't,"

"Oh. Yeah… Erm, Wataame, isn't it?" the lanky-ish boy faltered, bringing to life his habit of forgetting names as soon as he learned them.

"No, I'm Keki," said Wataame matter-of-factly.

"Oh, sorry, you're a Pzrwalski's horse,"

"YAY!" cheered Keki, "I'm a horse!"

"But I thought YOU were Keki—Um, girl-with-large-pupils?"

"HEY!"

"Sorry…"

"Nah, I'm Kashi,"

"Oh… Well then you're a Mexican Red Wolf…"

"But I wanted to be a bat…" whined the real Kashi, sulking.

"Wait? You're not Kashi, either? THEN YOU'RE WATAAME!"

"YES! What am I?"

"An arctic fox,"

"THOSE THINGS ARE SO PUFFY AND CUTE! WHEE!"

"Glad to see SOMEONES happy…" Kashi mumbled, not glad at all.

Hoshikado sighed, considering suicide for a breif moment.

X.x.X- The End! –X.x.X

Sword-chan- I hope you liked. Lotsa dialouge in this one… Kinda annoyed me, though. I usually don't do that.

Kishuu- Chitou didn't say 'nyip' so much… Who's Hoshikado modeled after?

Sword-chan- Why do you always ask that? o-O Um, probably Henry from Girl, 15, Charming But Insane, except with a shorter temper.

Kishuu- I haven't read that book… -cry-

Sword-chan- THEN READ IT! –hits him with hardcover copy of book- Please review and maaaaybe review? (Since you've already read it, then that's the use of the other 'R')

Oh, and I hope you get rest and relaxation in the future! . Ja matte ne!