Sword-chan- Meep. I haven't updated FUUFs in a while. But, eh…
I sort of haven't been exactly friends with the person Kashi's based on lately… So, ehm, I guess… I dunner. O.o
Kishuu- Why did you have to tell us that?
Sword-chan- IT JUST SEEMED RIGHT! So, um… Review replies -
Amme Moto: Thanks for the offer! I may need some help making holiday mew mews for Festive (Title may change- Current ideas besides are HoliMew, and Ukareru,). Any ideas would be greatly appreciated by anyone. You get your name in the credits section!
Kishuu- Oooh. Aaah.
Sword-chan- Shut up.
So, ehm, here ya go.
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"Go fish!" Chitoseame shouted grandly, slapping her thigh, "I win!"
"Chitou-chan…" Kashi said carefully, "We aren't playing Go Fish. We're at Wataames. In her bedroom. Mister Hoshikado is kindly telling us about being meta humans," Keki and Wataame bobbed their heads. Seijo groaned and buried his head in his hands.
"Okee, so we have to find the two other girls- There ARE two more, right?"
"…" was all Seijo didn't say, "…" he silenced again.
"OH NO!" Chitou screamed, "HE CAN'T TALK!"
Wataame made a o.0 face.
Keki started sobbing.
Kashi threw confetti boredly.
Chitou then pinched herself- Seijo took a deep breath and started to talk again.
"Well…" he mumbled, "Weeeeell… Ehm… There sort of may be more…" Chitoseame clapped her hands,
"Oh, fun!" she exclaimed in genuine happiness, "More people!" she poked Wataame and Keki with her hands and almost kicked Kashi with her foot to urge them to be stupid with her.
"Yep! More people we don't know!" Keki cheered, "Yaaay!"
"I second that motion!" Wataame shouted, having no idea that 'I second that motion' wasn't exactly the thing to say.
"Whoo," Kashi groaned. A moment of silence followed, only broken by Keki tapping her feet in the tune of 'My Sweetheart'. To everyones absolute HORROR, she began singing loudly
Off key
And HAPPILY.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
"My… SWEET… HEAWT! Doo doo doo doo doo dooo doooooooo! DOO DOO DOOT DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO… DOO DOO doooooo,"
Seijo cleared his throat.
"Now that we have that taken care of-" Keki beamed proudly-"I believe I should tell you the whole story,"
"I thought I knew the whole story already?" whispered Chitou, pouting and bowing her head.
"No." said Seijo flatly. He cleared his throat impressivly again, and began 'the whole story'.
Let's all make popcorn (If you haven't already) and sit and read his little speech and pretend we're interested, yes?
"You all know that stars burst, correctly?"
"OHMIGOSH! THEY DO?" Chitou asked, "THAT'S… scary…"
"We learned it in science in third grade," Keki nodded.
"Yes… And when enough stars die…"
"So now they die?" Chitou shouted, "GREAT! JUST GREAT!"
"Sssh," Wataame hissed, "I want to learn this!"
"They make atoms," Seijo said, oblivious to Chitou's screaming, "Atoms make objects. And… Well, there are the stars human see and very, very rare stars- They form not atoms, but… Well, not magic, but something of it- Something more realistic, but still beyond humans knowledge.
"Those stars all seemed to burst at the same time… And… In short, a few thousand to million years later, these- your special objects- happened. See, usually, the basic elemants must be made, then be manufactured into materials, then objects, or something of that… But the stars did something only they can do. They're… Almost alive. They almost think and make before dieing.
"And as these stars are so rare- So… So advanced! They sensed the danger that is coming… They made this so much in advance… And somehow… Somehow, they were made so that only certain people could see them- Made so that those people would be drawn to them. You were drawn to them, as they to you." he paused, again for the drama. 3 of 4 of the girls started to clap.
"YAY! GOOD STORY!" Chitou cheered, but Seijo was still looking grave.
"HUSH," Keki snapped playfully, "He ain't done,"
"No, I'm not," Seijo answered, "There is the difficult part…
The items were scattered across the earth, but they can act as teleporters if needed… So the other team members will be in other realms." he stopped and held his silence for a very long time.
And longer.
And longer…
And sooo long Chitou started to squirm because she had sat still to long.
"Well?" Seijo finally asked. The panda girl brightened.
"Oh. You're done!" she exclaimed happily, having been with Seijo long enough to know when he paused it was just for drama.
"Yes," Seijo mumbled through gritted teeth, "I'm done," Wataame raised her hand, but didn't wait for permission to speak.
That's not respectful… Why, in MY day we waited for our mentors, who would be thought crazy by none other than nutzo tweenagers, to give us permission! Not that I've ever HAD one.
"O.Kee. So we go through all these alternate universes n' stuff," she said, moving her hands around to work the plan out, "And search for these people… And fight these… What ARE we fighting?"
"Aliens. Monsters."
"ARE THEY HAWT?" Wataame, Keki, and Kashi asked in unison.
"I… don't… KNOW," snapped Seijo quietly, however you do that.
"Aw. Then what's the point?"
"THEY'RE EVIL!"
"Oh. Yeah. I knew that…" There was a long pause, I guess where the girls were supposed to THINK about things- But they never really think much. Kashi piped up suddenly.
"Hang on a second!" she piped (I think she piped, anyways), "How do we KNOW you aren't a nutcase, eh?"
"Your dreams. Your objects." Seijo said blankly, shrugging his shoulders, "What more proof did you need?"
"I want to see!" she said.
"Trans…form…" Seijo mumbled.
"HOW!" Chitou jumped up.
"I KNOW HOW!"
"HOW!"
"Ahem," she cleared her throat, trying to be impressive like Seijo, "MEW MEW CHITOSEAME… METAMORPHI-SIS!"
And…
And…
And…
Absolutely nothing happened.
"Eh? It didn't work…" Chitou mumbled sadly, "Chitou is an IDIOT!" she fell onto Wataame's bed (It has a really fluffy matress o.0). Seijo stood up and shakily walked over to Chitou, reaching a hand out.
"It's o.k… It's not like you're surprising anyone," he said in a comforting tone, without doing much comforting, "It was a good try, anyways… No, that was in the manga- It may have been based on a real situation, but it's been kept secret in some parts," Chitou sat bolt right up,
"It's real?" she asked, already-wide eyes widening even more, "Really real?" Seijo bit his lip nervously,
"Sort of… There's a realm I know of where animal DNA isn't all that uncommon, and a few rare ones are born in time of need… Somehow, Yoshida and Ikumi knew about it and—Oh, what am I TALKING about? Just get up… We need to get going!"
"Hang on!" Wataame shouted. She pulled something out of her pocket and held it up like a long lost treassure.
"We need to set up the trick! Everyone, call your parents and tell them- Or their answering machine- that you're going to stay at Chitou's for the night!" Everyone agreed with the plan.
Eventually, Chitou picked up the phone and dialed, getting the answering machine.
"Hullo, I was just calling to say I'd be at Chi—" Wataame kicked her in the shins.
"You can't stay at your own house!" she hissed.
"Keki's, I mean, for the night," they'd gotten into the habit of staying over at each others houses so much their parents didn't call to check anymore when their children had left a note or a message saying they were at Wataame's, Keki's, Chitou's, or Kashi's. It was nearly ritual. The arctic fox infused girl smiled proudly,
"NOW we can get going!" she declared, equally as proud as her smile.
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They were merrily skipping/walking while listening to Chitoseame sing the Kingdom Hearts theme song (You know… 'When you walk away, you don't hear me say…' Utada Hikaru rocks. I have special connection to that song… See… When I was really little, before Kingdom Hearts came out, before the song came out in America, I heard the song in my head. And started singing it. Whoo. Though I only knew up till 'Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight…' Connection! CONNECTION! But I bore you. STORY TIME!), about ready to get on the ship thing that is supposed to take them to their realms so they can find other people and fight alien monster things and what not. Keki was galloping (Barking, squawking… Why not galloping?) along in front of them, but suddenly came to a hault. Poor, losing-his-sanity Seijo crashed right into her, and, being much taller then Keki, nearly toppled the blond over.
"Watch it!" snapped she, smoothing her long bangs. Our other blond (As of right now, there are two brunettes and two blondes. Seijo has black hair. Hee hee.) was happily trying to find an animal sound she liked, but this was a sudden noise! It needed her reply!
"What's the hold up, kuu kuu kuu!" she kuu'd, oblivious to the fact arctic foxes don't really make much kuu noises.
"We still don't know how to transform!" Keki realised, being the genius she is, realising things about twenty minutes late. All four girls turned to glare at Seijo.
"Oh," he said flatly, "I almost forgot. You guys have your items, right?"
"Um… I think I left mine at home…" Kashi grumbled.
"Same here!" chorused the remaining three. The boy sighed, raking his fingers through his floppy-ish hair.
"Check your pockets…" Since the objects were majeecal and junk, they could sort of pop in and stuff. Seijo hoped that was the case, anyways.
"HUZZAH!" Chitoseame cheered, "I have my bow thingie,"
"Charm ish here,"
"NECKLACE!"
"…Ring…"
"Good!" Seijo bounced a little, highly un-Seijo-ish. He quickly checked around to make no one was there, "Now hold it to in front of your eyes," the girls obeyed, and Seijo waited, hoping this would happen on its own.
"Mew Child Chitou… Morph!"
"Mew Child Keki! Morph!"
"Mew Child Wataame! Morrrrph!"
"Mew Child Kashi… Morph." There was a brief moment where the girls floated and Seijo bounced up and down with happy tears rolling down his face, but as soon as they landed, he wiped them away and started acting serious again.
Chitou's costume was a white dress that sort of puffed like Ichigo's at the bottom, only without the spikes, with a wide red wibbon around the waist. The poofy part sort of stopped it's puffiness once it reached her knees and seperated into two separate spikes, half red, half white, in the back that intertwined to her ankles, then stopped. And the red ribbon was really… The ties of her bow! Except it was much bigger!
"Ooh… Fanceh… BIG BOW!"
Keki's was a deep navy-ish blue dress like Mintos (Except darker o.0), except it stopped at her waist. So it was a shirt. Whoo. Her skirt was also blue, sort of like a pleated skirt- Silver fishnets covered her legs and arms.
"Coolnersh!"
Wataames was a silvery-blue dress that went to about her ankles. It curved up in the middle (Like an updside down 'V', but rounder)to show a white-ish chiffon, then went back down. It's sleeves were the same white chiffon, reaching her ankles in a sort of peasantish way, except cleaner cut. Princess dress:D
Kashi's costume was much like Ringo Aki's, minus the hair bow and arm things (Gloves?), except it was purple for the top part, and where the dress ends and there's that open space is a greena and purple pleated skirt thingiemabob. Ooh yeah, the spikes were longer and went down.
"…"
Aside from all of their costumes, they had ears and a tail- Red, pointed ears for Chitou with a bushy red tail, tall, light brown ears and a wirey black horse tall for Keki, white fox ears and a white bushy tail for Wataame, and red wolf ears with grey flecks and a bushy tail of the same color scheme for Kashi.
Chitoseame giggled and poked her ears.
"We can make them go away, right?" Kashi asked, fearing a 'No'.
"Yep!" Seijo exclaimed, "Come on, let's go!" they all scampered away- Except Keki, who stayed rooted to the ground.
"Keki-onee?" Chitou asked, skipping back, "What's wrong?" Keki made a weird choking sound and pointed to the sky. Sure enough, there was this blazing fast dot, becomig a circle, then a shape, then crash landing on a tree inches in front of the two. Wataame and Keki reversed and popped up right behind them.
"Kwak! What is it! Kwak!" Wataame whimpered, shrinking behind Keki. There was a lot of cheesy smoke and light effects… And then…
A SHADOW CAME OUT! But then the smoke cleared and it was just a guy- With really spiky, white hair, coal black eyes, and a really strange outfit that even I, who created it, cannot describe!
So let's take a moment to use our imagination.
…
There we go! Anyways- PROGRESSING ON!
The boy gritted his teeth.
"Drat," he grumbled, "You weren't supposed to find those!" Of course we're assuming he means that Chitou and friends weren't supposed to find the shineys. They weren't exactly sure, though, and kept silent (But tried to look strong and junk) He sighed and pulled a long sword out from pretty much no where, a smirk appearing on his face.
"Oh well," he shrugged, "I guess it'd be more fun to kill the meta humans and take the items for myself!" O.K. He was ebil.
"Not so fast!" Chitoseame shouted, "It's not going to be THAT easy!"
"Ha! Ahahaha!" Mr. Ebil Dude laughed in that way all evil people laugh, "You? A mere twelve year old girl against me- Hyouki, the strongest recruit in a whole ARMY of aliens? The COMMANDER? HA! I'd like to see you try!"
"You forgot one thing!" Wataame said, stopping her shrinkafication and drawing herself up to her full height (Not very tall), "There are FOUR of us, and ONE of you!"
"All the more INTERESTING!" bellowed Hyouki, now dubbed Super Evil Guy #1 by Chitoseame, swinging his sword. Seijo stepped back and started biting his thumb again- They weren't ready to fight yet! Were they? He searched around for his magic stuffs, just incase.
The girls just dodged the sword for now, wondering what to do. Keki was the first one to clear her head enough to let words come to her.
"Keki's Pouch!" she shouted, letting a blue drawstring bag fall into her hands, "Sprinkle shower!" (This is -close- to the original Keki's attack. See, I made a Keki before… I think I told you about this. But whatever. Just a random blip- The original Keki just carried around a pouch, and for an attack just screamed something about cupcakes and that was her attack o.0 But it had SOMETHING to do with sprinkles, I think! O. Keki was made to be like, Queen Of Baked Goods or something) Hard, exploderizing sprinkles rained down on Hyouki's sword- Half of it dissolved, and the Ebil Dude looked quite surprised.
"My turn!" Wataame called, "O.k… Let's see…" she took a moment to collect herself.
"Snow Charm!" her own charm, that had been innocently dangling on the part where her dress dipped up, floated into her hands, "Arctic Blizzard! GO!" A cold, visible (Yes visible) wind blew the sword out of Hyouki's hands and away into oblvion. Though surprsied, Hyouki managed to stay ebil.
"HA! You may have taken my main weapon…" he countered, "But I still have backup!" He pulled an axe out of NOWHERE again (What's with this guy?).
"Soon-to-be late Mew Children…" he announced, "This is my Ice Axe," Original name, yes? Kashi piped up.
"Vial!" she shouted. Her rings gem glowed, detatched, and turned itself updside down to reveal… A BOTTLE OF POSION! "Enject and extract!" a needle came out from the bottle and sort of squirted and extracted at the air- But it was doing more. Sort of draining some of Hyouki's life, if you will. Chitoseame had been trying very hard to concentrate, and had FINALLY made a break through.
"But it's not over yet, nyip!" she shouted, "Red Bow! get ready!" she watched with satisfaction as her bow detatched from it's ribbon and fell into her hands. She held it up and yelled her attack. Whoo!
"CARNIVAL OF RED!" And this big red beam of light shot out at Hyouki (She was very luckily facing him the right way) and struck him, causing him to crash against the wall of his ship thingie. His nose was already bleeding by then, and it just bled more with her attack. Euw. He jumped up, and, without saying anythning, got into his almost wrecked vehichle and eviled away.
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Sword-chan- YAY! I did something I've NEVER DONE BEFORE!
Kishuu- What?
Sword-chan- Made a six page chapter!
Kishuu- o.0 That's sort of sad.
Sword-chan- ;; Ehm, well, yeah…
HELP. See… I used up all of my friends that actually like and care about Tokyo Mew Mew.
Friends- -nod and look down at scripts-
Sword-chan- And I'm not sure if any peoples that fanfictions I review and like would be okee with me using them. O.o So if you'd be interested… Leave it in your review - Thankye! -waddles away-
Penguin- YOU STOLE MY LINE! Wah…
