Hello! im am sorry that i havent updated in... a while! Well...I ve kinda been...grounded. errmmm...yeah. no not really i have been...VANQUISHING NINJA! DIE NINJA! HAHAHAHAHAH! laughs myoga's laugh off of the Goodbye days of my youth episode Well...READ ON DAMNIT! No i dont need anger management! What are you talking about? attacks a passerby who had the unfortunate timing of laughing while walking behind The Samurai during this conversation

"SIT BOY!" Kagome yelled.

"Huh?" thud

"Hmph! That's what you get!" came Kagome's reply as she turned up her nose and rubbed her hands together as if to brush off some dust.

"KKAAGGOOOOMMEEE!"

"Coming!" She sing-songed as she walked off in the direction of he call, leaving an Inuyasha shaped crater behind with a fuming yokai still held within its depths.

She couldn't believe it worked! And so PERFECTLY to! This would be a fun school year.

"Yes Koga?" She said dryly when she had arrived at her manager's office.

"Kagome, I would like to know EXACTLY what you were doing with that InuYasha person when you are MY woman."

"Koga…" She started sweetly.
"for one thing…" she continued in that very same tone.

" I am NOT YOUR WOMAN! AND TWO ITS NOT ANY OF YOUR BUISNESS WHO I AM WITH OR WHAT I DO WHEN I AM WITH THEM! SHEESH! DO I HAVE TO POUND IT INTO THAT THICK-ASS HEAD OF YOURS!"

A slight snicker could be heard from in the direction of a recently added rendition to the floor.

Good. She's not taken. Inuyasha thought. WAIT! Why the HELL am I thinking about THAT NOW? She just made me EAT floorboard, WHILE making a fool out of me in public! "DAMNIT!"

SHIT! Kagome started. The spell keeping Inuyasha must've worn off! That's the last thing I need now!

Her trail of thought was cut off abroubtly by Koga's rude intergection.

"Kagome! I WANT YOU! Will you be my…mate?"

"WHAT! AHHH HELL NO!" She ran out of the office and straight into the arms of … "Inuyasha? Wha?"

"HEY! You there…MUTT! Get your MANGY paws off my WOMAN!"

"YOUR WOMAN? DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!" Inuyasha provoked.

"Y..Yeah!" came Kagome's reply. "Besides, I'm DEEPLY in love with Inuyasha! she mentally coughed HES MY BOYFRIEND!" She then grabbed Inuyasha's shoulders and pulled him into a kiss to prove her point shocking herself, Koga, and a VERY confused although happy to oblidge Inu-yokai.

When they broke their kiss Inuyasha stood in a daze. Did she just KISS me? And in FRONT OF KOGA? I must be dreaming. Strange, it seemed kinda real though.

He was torn away from his thoughts by Kagome's hand intermingling with he own.

"As I said…I am in LOVE with INUYASHA. INU…YA…SHA!"

"No you're NOT! YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH MEE! STOP KIDDING AROUND KAGOME! COME ON! YOU'RE MY WOMAN! So…Lets go home and make some wolf pups!"

"Didn't you just hear what I said? HELL NO! I'M WITH INUYASHA!"

"You know you want to…" Koga said in a would be seductive voice.

"DUDE!…Your brain is broken or something!" Inuyasha pointed out all the while poking Koga in the head.

"Inuyasha…SIT!" Kagome said. She then stepped over the newest rendition of a cartoon crashing pose in the floor. Koga put forth no effort to conceal his amusement, much to the annoyance of a certain face-down dog-demon.

"Dee..m…iff! Kee…g…u…m…ae! Gee…i..s…ff…ee!"

"Koga I AM NOT YOUR WOMAN AND I NEVER WILL BE! INUYASHA AND I ARE IN LOVE AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! Ooohhh! And by the way…I QUIT!"

She then turned around and dragged a dazed Inuyasha out of he floor…out the door and down the street.

About 2 blocks down she dropped the fuming half demon.

"Phew!" She said while wiping her brow. "I NEVER thought I would get out of there!"

"THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR KAGOME?"

"Huh?" Kagome said just remembering Inuyasha. "Oh...yeah...sorrry bout that!" She replied while rubbing the back of her head.

"Wha?" Inuyasha started while falling over twitching.

"Well...we might as well continue pretending to be a couple while we are in public!" She continued while ignoring the fact that he was on the ground...twitching.

"OOOHHH! I GOTTA GO!" she said looking at her watch. "See ya at school LOVER boy!" She taunted then planted a kiss on his cheek and ran off.

"That was weird. But... MY GOD! I just LIVED MY FANTASY! Well except the whole sit part. DAMN! It looks like I cant get it off! SHIT! I'll just hafta wear it to school." He said all the while attempting to remove the necklace.

It's such a weird place...that high school. WAIT! IT'S A HIGH SCHOOL! WHY THE HELL IS IT CALLED A UNIVERSITY! And that principle...OHHH well...Its the only place that takes Demons, Demon Slayers, Miko's and Monks. But still...its ODD. He thought

Well, he had better get home. Sesshomaru would KILL him if he didnt bring back Zelda: Ocarina of Time. They wanted to beat it before the school year started. And that was in 3 days. THEY HAD BETTER GET KRAKEN! He thought as he walked in the direction of his home.

But little did he know...That he was followed!

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End of Chapter

Well... thats all for that chapter! I dunno bout you...but...i found it amusing. Although i am the one who wrote it. ummm... i am gonna go now mmkay! Will you please review? I am sooooo lonely without them... i start getting these thought like...I M NOT IMPORTANT and I DONT MEAN ANYTHING! crys to self Dont worry...i am just joking...OR AM I! NO I AM NOT SMOKING ANYTHING! hides something behind back I am gonna go now...really. so...ummm...TA! SEE YA NEXT CHAPTER! I AM SAMURAI! AND I WILL VANQUISH NINJA!!! DIE NINJA!