Toodles!
(you are an idiot)
By Old Fiat
I don't own anything, this is what they call a disclaimer… I guess. Um, er, well, I own my own pair of trainers if that counts for anything.
Kurama saw Hiei lying there, slipping away from him… there is nothing you can do, he's going.
""Phlahsch-Bach""
"Kurama," said Hiei. "You are an idiot."
"Oh well thank you for telling me now," said Kurama, straitening his blue tie.
"Anytime," said Hiei.
"Seriously," said Yusuke, who just randomly walked into the room. "Kurama, you are marrying a fish demon."
"Yeah," said Kurama. "So? She can provide for me, something Gundred can never do."
"Let me get this straight," said Kuwabara, who is also making a random appearance in this room. "You ditched a super-German-model for a Fish Demon… and now you're marrying the fish one."
"You'd think," said Hiei. "That you would know this, as you are at his wedding."
"Oh yeh," said Kuwabara. "I was just straightening that out for the last time."
"That's oddly repetitive," said Kurama. "The author of this rubbish must feel particularly retarded as the characters are poking fun at them."
"Talk about it," said a peche d'avril that happened to be sitting on Kurama's Victorian era writing desk.
:About 2.3 years later:
"Noooooo!" shouted Kurama.
"Why are you shouting?" said Botan, the grim reaper.
"Because," said Kurama, turning to the reaper grim. "All my children happen to be fish with cute little tails."
"That's twisted," said Yusuke, chuckling… how annoying.
:About 2.1 days later:
"Kurama," said Hiei, looking down at Kurama. "You are an idiot."
"I'm so sorry Hiei," said Kurama, staring at the weirdonophon. "But if I don't take you to Glastonbury with me then I can never meet the druid priest who'll be able to sacrifice you to whatever."
"Why do I have to be the sacrifice?" said Hiei, raising an eyebrow, no hands. "Why not mister Kazuma?"
"Why not him?" said Kurama, sarcastically. "Anyway, I need to sacrifice you so that my children can have human looking form instead of being monstrosities that I cannot converse with."
"Oh," said Hiei. "Waddevah."
:Maintennant, right now:
"Sorry about this Hiei," said Kurama. They had had to sacrifice Hiei at Machu Pichu in Peru and Kurama was looking at Hiei's stabbed body.
"Kurama," said Hiei, breathing his last words. "You are an idiot, why did you marry a Fish in an hotel in the Gargano peninsula?"
"Did you know," said Kurama. "That the Gargano peninsula has over one thousand different wild varieties of Orchid?"
"Shut up," said Hiei. "I don't care."
Then he died. Boo hoo.
"Oh well," said Karusu, making a random appearance. "Now that you're no longer preoccupied with you monster/mutant children then I can go back to stalking a more happy you."
"You were stalking me?" said Kurama, surprised.
"Shh…" said Karusu, holding a finger to his lips. "Don't tell Kurama."
"Oh, Okay," said Kurama. "Hey wait!-
