Disclaimer: Harry is a sexy beast and I own every part of his fiiine body………… sigh actually I don't… his fiiine body belongs to JK Rowling. Let's hope she puts it to good use.
Summary: In this chapter we see some of the tape Lily sent to Harry and Petunia.
Warning: None really. I don't think there will be any spoiler… but you never know.
AN: As before, sorry if my spelling/grammar/typing is atrocious. Also, sorry it took me so long to update. No, I'm not dead…just dead lazy. On we go…..
'thoughts'
"speech"
The screen cuts from the smiling visage of Lily sitting in her self conjured chair to a rather rumpled, lumpy bed. The wobbly picture zooms in to the upper most part of the lumps. The lumps begin to squirm, but they still just as quickly. Odd grunts and grumbles can be heard from, apparently, what is beneath the fluffy looking blankets. The camera person walked closer. Subtle, but still rather obvious snoring can be heard.
"Jaaaames… Come on now darling… time for breakfast." Said, what was obviously, the voice of Lily behind the camera.
"Mmmf… ten more minutes..." the lump now known as James Potter grumbled in a sleepy tone.
The camera shook violently and Lily jumped on the bed. "Oh no sleepy head. Get up! We need to finish breakfast before Remus and Sirius show up and eat it all them selves. Well, not so much as Remus but Sirius… that man is a bottomless pit I tell you."
"No."
"Come on. Rise and shine!" She bounced the bed a few times. More grumbling could be heard. A sigh then a quite snicker could be heard from Lily. The blankets were ripped forcefully off of James.
"Egad woman!" James tried to curl up and keep warm.
"James…" Said a slightly annoyed voice.
"Fine, fine, fine. I'll rise, but I won't shine." James grumbled as he literally rolled out of bed. He stood and stretched. His already wild hair stuck out at all sorts of directions. Rubbing his eyes tiredly, he searched around and found his glasses. "What in the name of Merlin's beard is that?" he queried pointing at camera.
"It's a video recorder." Lily stated as if it were the most obvious thing on the planet.
"Vidy whatsit?... Oh let me guess… another barmy muggle toy…"
"Muggle, yes. Barmy, no. They're really quite useful. Oh, and by the way, it's your turn to change Harry's diaper.
James grumbled as he made his way to the bath room.
The screen switches to a cozy looking breakfast table. Lily is sitting at one end, casually browsing through the latest issue of Magical Mum. The camera, now apparently now on a stand, shows most of the room. A few minutes pass. Soon, soft squeals and giggles can be heard. A small happy smile graces Lily's face. The squeal and giggles grow louder. Then, James walks into the room holding baby Harry close to his face blowing raspberries on his belly.
"Mornin' love!" James greeted happily as he gently put baby Harry in his highchair.
"'Bout time you two got here… I was about to send a search party. Thought maybe you got lost in you own home… Knowing you I'd say that would be fairly likely." Lily joked in light cheerful tome.
"Ha, ha, very funny. You know, I'm not sure it'll be good for young Harry here to hear you speak his father in such an unkind way. He's at a very delicate age you know. Could scar him for life." Announced James in a very melodramatic way before he plopped down in the seat across from his wife.
"If anything "scars him for life", it'll be you and your crazy lunatic friends." She stuck her tongue out at him teasingly.
"Ha! Those fine chaps are the best influence the boy could ever have."
Lily just snorted. A comfortable silence pervaded as they all ate their breakfasts. All the while, Harry flung little bits of food and managed to get more on his face then in his mouth.
TBC DarkLuminance
AN: Sorry for the shortness, but it's like…. 3 AM here and I have to be at school by 8. Again, sorry for taking so long to update. School is crazy and I'm really lazy (wooo it rhymes). Reviews are great, and they help wink wink, but I'll try so update soon if any one is still interested.
Next chapter: Remus and Sirius come to visit. Hence, madness is soon to follow.
