The Quest for Butter (The Fake Stuff)
Chapter one: Prologue
"I'm bored." Said Cody as he tried to fly like Super Man sitting down.
"Me too!!!" Dana agreed as she banged her head against the wall.
Joey (a girl, not a guy people come on, it's me and Dana and a random friend of ours that you know nothing of.) checked her watch. "Well, off to the SUN-daily grind.( hehe) I'll be back after I do the songs for the kids." The others nod and she walks away.
( Might want to tell you that the three help entertain children at church.) Some time after she was done singing, She found a random loaf of French bread.
"Oh, huh huh huh( in strange french accent) Bread. Yumm." She runs out side to show the others her discovery.
"Look Cody. Joey found...a small brown bag!" Dana started running to Joey.
Cody looks sad, "I've always wanted a small brown bag of my own and that wench got it before me." He Superman flew to her, never really leaving the ground.
"Guess what I found." She asked the others.
At the same time, Cody and Dana said, "A small brown bag! I want it!"
They both look at each other, "No I want it." Cody said. Dana said the same thing. They started to fight right in front of two children who were only trying to go to the bathroom.
Joey kicked them both. "Stop it. It's not just a brown bag, it's a loaf of bread. Here have some if it will keep you from tearing each others thoughts out." Joey gave them both a little piece of the bread. ( You see, it's about ten thirty in the morning and they haven't had anything to eat. So there hungry)
They all found chairs and started to sit down and eat the bread. But about five minutes in to their conversation and eating they realize that the bread would taste a lot better if they had butter. ( Preferably margarine.)
"Hey," Joey said. "Does any one have butter?"
"I don't," Dana said. She looked over to Cody who wasn't involved in any of the conversation as he was being to preoccupied with rolling his bread into a ball. Dana kicked his shoe.
"I didn't do it, I swear. I didn't know that skateboarding on the cop's car with out a helmet was a cri...Oh, umm forget that. What?" Cody was obviously caught off guard and was thinking of ...other things.
"Do you have any butter?" Dana asked Cody.
"Yes." Cody plainly said.
Joey looked relived that she had found a greasy substance to put on the bread to help it gild down her...eating tube in her neck. "So give it to us."
"Oh," Cody said and started to reach in his pocket. The girls looked at each other in doubt, but Cody liked to carry random things in his pocket so he probably did have butter.
He pulled his hand out and placed the object in Joey's hand looking pleased with himself.
"Uh, Cody," Joey took another look at what was in her hand. "This is Pocket lint."
"I know." He said, still looking pleased.
"We want butter." Joey said.
"I know."
"Where the hell is the butter!!" Dana yelled at Cody, now standing up looking very angry.
"The what?" Cody looked Confused.
Dana was about to punch Cody, when something hit the back of her head and she passed out.
Uhh, well Dana and I are writing this story together and we actually did go on a quest for butter but it wasn't this...adventurous. And I just realized that we didn't put any TP character in this chapter...uhh...Alanna. George. Jon. Liam. Hehe Leo. Uh Gwen. Uhh....Stefan he's cool. Never fear they will be TP stuff in here...we promise.
