Chapter two
When Dana awoke, she woke to an unfamiliar familiar sight.( Confusing? It should be.)
"What happened?" Dana asked rubbing her head.
"A shoe hit you head." Cody said plainly.
"Honestly man, who throws a shoe?" All three look straight at you with a fake smile while caned laughter sounds in the background. The moment passed and all three resume there conversation.
"So, where are we?" Dana asked.
"Were in Tortall." Joey said, like it was an everyday thing.
"How did we get here?" Dana asked skeptically while she was looking around. It had always been her teenage dream to be in Tortall, but knew it wasn't possible to go to a fictional world.
"It just happened that Cody had a RTTM in his pocket." When Joey saw the look of utter confusion on Dana face she explained, "A Realm Travel Transporter Machine."
Cody walked up behind Dana and said, "Yea, my great aunt was Marry Poppins."
Dana finally understood how he always had stuff to pull out of his pocket that would never be possible to pull out of a real pocket.
"So what are we doing here?" Dana asked.
"Were here to find butter, duh" Cody said the "duh" in a valley girl voice.
"Ohhhhhhhh, yeaaaah." Dana remembered.
Joey was obviously making herself leader. "Come on. Let's go. I want to have butter." They all walked off and to the city of Corus to find butter.
On there way, they saw a sword logged in to a large boulder. Cody automatically went to the sword screaming "Excalibur is mine!!" Unfortunately, he tripped on his way there, springing his ankle. But that didn't stop him. He still hopped to the stone and tried to pull the sword from the stone. It didn't work and Cody fell over, fatigued.
"Move over," Dana insisted. She, too, tried to pull the sword free, but failed. Joey, obviously annoyed, pushed Dana and Cody to the side and assumed the PSPP ( Proper Sword Pulling Position). All of a sudden, a light shone down from the sky and holy music of a choir singing only one note in unison sang out. Then Joey pulled the sword and held it high above her head.
The other two looked on in astonishment.
"How did you do that?" Cody asked.
"It was easy. I just stepped on the light button and the music button and I pulled the sword free. Not to mention you are lying on the button to let the sword free." Cody moved and saw a button labeled , " Release Button".
"Oh." Cody said. Then looking on at Joey he said, "Hail the new king." Joey looked at him sharply. He shut up.
All of a sudden, a hug crowd appeared and started to say, "Hail the new king" repeatedly. That made her angry, but she kept her mouth shut. She didn't want to risk the mob's anger.
She held the sword for the crowd to see. "I have found Excalibur. Your land will be..." She stopped in mid sentence. On the hilt on the sword read, "Insert quarter here."
"Cody, give me a quarter." Joey yelled. He tossed her a quarter out of his pocket and she did as the directions bid her.
Suddenly, the original crowed was gone and was replace by a hundred orcs, hobbits, elves and Aragorn and an evil eye that was Suron. She saw that her sword was now glowing blue.
"This wasn't Excalibur at all." It was sting, the sword that Bilbo gave Frodo. Upon one more further inspection, she found that the sword had the name 'Lightning' written on it in terrible handwriting with a purple sharpie pen. Suddenly (again) the crowd disappeared, but was only followed by a horse and a cat.
Dana looked overjoyed, "Lookie, a horsy. Oooo horsy horsy horsy." She looked at Joey and Cody who were looking at her oddly. "I mean, hey look a horse. I'll go get it and, uhh, we can use it to ride on." (Dana is a tomboy and the others never thought they would hear anything girly come out of her mouth.) Dana proceeded to fetch the horse.
Cody, however, had already had the cat and was trying to stick it in his pants. "Tengo un gatto negro en mi pantalones." He said very happiely. ( Translation: I have a black cat in my pants.)
The cat spoke after it finally accepted that he was stuck in a strange boys pants. "I hope no one from the other realm hears about this." then the cat started to yell at Cody. "Get me out of here. I am a god. I shouldn't be treated like this."
"No way, talking cat. I'm finally living my dream."
The cat grined, even though cats can't grin. "Okay. I'll just have to use your frank and beans as a scratching post." Needless to say, Cody had that cat out of his pants and in a cage ( that came out of his pocket) as fast as possible.
Dana came back with the horse saying, "Hey this horse has the name "Moonlight" written on it's thigh in sloppy purple pen. Can we call it Bob?"
Joey was now wondering how she got stuck with the friends she had. " How about we name it Moonlight?"
"Okay. I like that name better." They all joined together to walk to Corus to find butter. Joey carrying Lightning, Dana with Moonlight, and Cody with Faithful in a cage.
The walk wasn't a pleasant one though. The cat kept complaining about how the cage was uncomfortable. Finally, Cody pulled out a blanket and put it in the cage.
They finally reached Corus, but just as they were walking into the city they ran into a horse and a red headed woman.
She instantly turned around, "Hey watch it. It's not safe for..." She paused. "Is that my dead horse? And my old sword and ... my cat?!!!" She glared at the three friends.
Don't ask. It was getting a little weird with the sword but it had to be done. and i think the spanish is correct. dont flaime me if i didn't get it right. Come on i was in french not spanish last year. and uhh there is a disclaimer. the only charactor that belongs to me is joey...because it's me. Dana belongs to dana and uhh cody belongs to cody i guess but he's not writing this story soo yea
